Baths vs showers

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Standing up or sitting down in your own dirty water? Or somebody elses water for that matter?

Billy Dods, Thursday, 8 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

There's no contest; it's gotta be a shower. Baths aren't even good for relaxing because half my body sticks out of the water.

Sean, Thursday, 8 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

reading in the shower = a trick I haf not mastered

mark s, Thursday, 8 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yep reading in the shower is a problem.

maryann, Thursday, 8 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Showers for solitude.. baths for company. (though very dim lighting for the latter is required)

Brian MacDonald, Thursday, 8 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

*HEAVILY arched eyebrow* I kept wondering why it was so damn dark the last time I took a bath at your place.

Showers for me, thanks, though I approve of late evening bath soaks -- not for cleanliness, just for the relaxation -- and would do more of that if it were not for the fact that I only have a shower and not a shower/bath combo.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

baths when clean already but wanted for relaxation/warmth. showers when dirty or rushed. i still haven't found a decent way to keep my hair dry.

Maria, Thursday, 8 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I had a pervy story about the joys of showering, but I'm not drunk enough to share it.

Anyway, showers rule, even if you've got company. Total erotic metldown, yeah!

Dan Perry, Thursday, 8 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Anyway, showers rule, even if you've got company. Total erotic metldown, yeah!

I must agree with my twin. And there's a particularly memorable event which you'll never drag from me, no matter *how* drunk I am. ;-)

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

showers are good, but spare me the erotic stories. We had a problem last year with a flat mate jerking off in the shower all the time. Not when other people have to use the facilites please!

Menelaus Darcy, Thursday, 8 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I had a petal bath once, well it was 50-50 petals and water.

rainy, Thursday, 8 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Showers are better. Baths are what I'm stuck with currently.

Tom, Thursday, 8 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Baths all the way. Especially baths before work. Get there feeling pampered and revitalised (and unfortunate wet hair which makes me look a wee bit like Hitler also adds to my managerial gravitas).

Pete, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Baths, because you can eat, drink, read and listen to music in them. If I had my way I'd never leave my bathtub.

RickyT, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ricky, you'll be the one auditioning for the comeback tour of the California Raisins then.

Pete, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

To me eating in baths = crumbs falling in water. Urrghhhhhh. And then you have to get out and find crumbs clinging to your pinky fresh body. And you must always keep the bath super clean so you have clean water! Taking a bath = so much effort! Particularly in the fine luxury BriXtoR abode where water heater must be switched on for a few months beforehand CHIZ. Baths are essentially a luxury item. If you have nothing but baths urgh! I can imagine mornings spent horribly splashing yourself in an inch of water in a bathtub with Digestive Biscuit crumbs!

Big long baths of an evening are classic though. Haf anyone ever baffed in milk? Nicey nicey milky milky!

Sarah, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Showers for efficiency and feeling scrubbed. Also good for nookie, but you need to get everything just right - nothing worse than two of you shivering, fighting over whose turn it is to go under the jet, getting soap into inappropriate places, unsoaped skin chafing...

Baths are lovely when you get it right. My parents' bathroom is where I go for my baths - in 18 months I've only had two baths in my own bathroom, as the enamel bath is a) slightly too small and b) never, ever gets quite warm enough, regardless of the temperature of the water. Baths for nookie = even more tricky to get right than showers,

Mark C, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Showers!!! I hate baths! The whole tedious idea of sitting in water for 20 minutes. I got better things to do!

james, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

A bath is not a luxury if you have no choice. And baths are more of an arse to clean than showers. And dunking your head in the water to rinse off the shampoo = bad form. But I concur with the evening-bath- relax-classic thing.

Madchen, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Crumbs in water problem is preventable through correct use of plate.

Drinking a couple of cold cans of Pedigree in the bath whilst reading Infinite Jest and listening to The Dismemberment Plan is an excellent way to prepare oneself for a night out.

RickyT, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i could make a comment about rickyT, his long baths involving foods and drinks and the lack of cleaning that takes place after said baths. i shall refrain however.

i like baths, unless i am shaving my legs.

katie, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Leg shaving is easier in the bath.

rosemary, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Bah, I hate bath night!

jamesmichaelward, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

'tis true. but then you get out and the leg hairs have stuck to your whole body! i mean, you can dry them off but it's still icky. also if you do not shave yr legs last then they float around and derange you.

katie, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I used to like pre-work baths a lot more before ILE came along. My morning routine goes breakfast plus ILE-bath-work and on an interesting thread day the relaxing properties of the bath are completely useless because I have about half a minute in it and it's always gone lukewarm while I compose some perfectly pert rejoinder or other.

Tom, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

golden showers every time for me

Geoff, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I would also not really like music in the bathroom as I think music player ELECTRICKERY + lots of splashy bath water (do seasoned bathers woosh up and down to make A WAVE STORM?? ALSO rubber duckys?[bert and ernie heh were they GAY OR WHOT sez many a stewdent]) = DEATH BY ELECTROCUTION.

However this could solve the getting rid of hair thing as some extreme form of electrolysis. I think shaving IS actually easier in a shower as I tend to contort myself more in the bath to try and get at the under leg bits, also causing myself to flop about and fall over. I admit this is amusing.

Beer in bath also makes me think of NO!!!! MENG BEHAVING BADLY!!! Beer should be drunk clothed I think. Wine and spirits whilst in the buff, sure. But I do not think ALE.

Sarah, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Do you know I think I have never drunk beer naked. Thomson left a couple of cans in my fridge though so I will amend this situation before too long I think. In the BATH, though? Now that's decadence.

Tom, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

We've just been having our shower fixed which means for the last week or so, it's been all baths. I had a shower just now though and it's way better.

I don't get why people say baths are relaxing. What's so relaxing about sitting in a vat of your own filth?

jamesmichaelward, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I've always liked baths due to neck tension from writing. Showers are better in summer, though, as I like my bath so hot others would probably pass out from the temperature.

I have no shower so I must do the duck'n'wash thing Madchen hates. I have always done it and my hair is in good condition, lovely and thick. The key is to first cleanse and wash face, then do the hair shampoo and conditioner, then do the exfoliation and leg-shaving bit. I also tend to stick lavender oil and perfume and nice bubble bath in the water, which doesn't muck with my hair when washing. I don't emerge from the bath covered in bitty leg or armpit hairs or any other dreck. THANKFULLY. Then towel off, nice perfume, etc.

suzy, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Brit = bath, Murkin = shower? i mean none of you have real showers anyhow, just those bendy bits that stick into the spigots. it's something i noticed anyways. even my mankiest hard man friends in glasgow would draw up a nice fresh bath with bubbles etc ha ha

Tracer Hand, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

just those bendy bits that stick into the spigots

[cue childish sniggering]

jamesmichaelward, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Drinking in the bath = classic. Smoking less so, because the smoke mingles with the steam creating an unpleasant mixture akin to smog. Drinking in the shower is also classic if dilution is not a problem for you. For this reason I would never drink 12-year-old malt whisky in the shower. Smoking in the shower I may yet try, but I suspect dud due to wet ash on willy.

Sam, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Drinking in the bath = classic.

How about drinking your own bath water (just to revolt James even more). I say classic! Or at least giving your mouth a bit of a swill with it.

Tracer is right that Britain does not excel at showers. Too many landlords consider a proper shower a luxury. I don't know why this is. The older generation certainly never got the hang of showers. There used to be an advert (for the Gas or Electricity Board) that tried to promote their usage. It had a song to accompany lots of people having showers, one line of which ran "You can take it quick you can take it slow / Give a shower to somebody whose never had one before". The second bit featured an old man soaping up in revelatory soapy joy. No, I know 'slow' doesn't rhyme with 'before'. I may have not got it quite right.

Nick, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Smoking in shower = dud due to wet cigarette, surely?

Reading in shower, however = (just) possible in mine. A thinnish book will stick behind the long stick thing, and with careful angling of shower head (ie towards opposite wall of cubicle) total drenching can be avoided, although some splashing and dampness is unavoidable. You can probaly tell I'm not that precious about the physical condition of (some) books.

Ellie, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Revelatory soapy joy. That reminds me of the Houston Transit Lounge.

Pete, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Am I the only one who thinks baths are awful because half your body is outside of the warm water, shivering? Or is everyone here really short?

Sean, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I don't think it's physiologically possible for only half ones body to shiver, is it? I know what you mean (I'm 6'O") but I find that as long as my chest and feet are underwater, the steam keeps the rest OK. Knees and head are the main exposed areas and they seem to cope.

Nick, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am little. I fit in bath. Hence liking for.

Pete, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sean, you have to lay down so only your head is sticking out.

Samantha, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes, but if you slide down that far, your (or my) knees are completely out of the water!

Sean, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Knees shmees.

Nick, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nothing beats a bath that has spa jets in it, no chlorine like a normal hot tub, and usually they're built big enough for two. But having champagne in one + the heat is likely to make one very woozy, so consider yourselves warned.

Second best is a large tiled shower with water pressure so awesome that you're nearly blasted against the back wall - you're fully clean in two minutes flat!

Kim, Sunday, 11 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

five years pass...

I used to really hate baths, but recently, I started taking them after particularly strenuous days of yardwork and/or nights of dancing. definitely a relaxer... plus you can have bubbles!

the table is the table, Sunday, 10 June 2007 23:17 (eighteen years ago)


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