It's a little embarassing, but it is important: what's the etiquette about coming in people's mouths?

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When you're with a girl or boy for the first time: do you ask if you can? or do you just assume they'll decide? or do you move their head out of the way?

what do you do?

― sparkie boy (sparky), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 11:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I would say Momus to thread, but was the song actually about etiquette?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 11:27 (twenty-one years ago)

my experience is that usually the guy will say something so you get a warning of about 10 seconds or so... then it's up to the one on his/her knees to decide whether to continue or get out of the way...

― anthony, Tuesday, 27 July 2004 11:31 (twenty-one years ago)

i think asking is the best policy or just saying you are going to come. i dare say most people will take their mouth away, certainly if it's a first time (unless that's their thing, of course).

― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 11:31 (twenty-one years ago)

"the army's on the move..."

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 11:33 (twenty-one years ago)

You DEFINITELY GIVE A WARNING OF SOME SORT, or if that is out of the question because of embarassment or something, I think I'd prefer to have my head shoved out of the way from being surprised by cum. (This applies only to new sexual encounters, if you're in a relationship you'll know pretty soon what the other person likes to do.)

― Hanna (Hanna), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 12:06 (twenty-one years ago)

"surprised by cum"! This phrase shouldn't be as funny to me as it is.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 12:28 (twenty-one years ago)

It's like "Surprised! By Design"

― Whiskeytown Littlecock (ex machina), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 12:29 (twenty-one years ago)

But Dan, how would that surprise register in the surprised person? A 'zoinks!'-style expression?

(yes it's funny)

― suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 12:54 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.imaginethisdesignworks.com/catcards/surprise.jpg

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 12:56 (twenty-one years ago)

This situation could be difficult. To late timing, and the pull away may meet with the "surprise of cum" (I believe this should be its new collective noun) and the result may be even less liable to build a relationship.

I can't really offer any advice, as it really never does anything for me, so I haven't really had to deal with this situation. More the trying to make it clear it is no reflection on them...

― ___ (___), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 13:00 (twenty-one years ago)

"Hold on, I'm - oh, excuse me, I've just come in your mouth."

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 13:15 (twenty-one years ago)

the "surprise of cum" (I believe this should be its new collective noun)

One of C. S. Lewis's more well-known titles takes on a strangely sinister aspect now.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

"Hold on, I'm - oh, excuse me, I've just come in your mouth."

just remmeber if the recipient is doglatin don't apologise afterwards!!!

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 13:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Gotta flip this and reverse it (because I'm curious). Ladies -- do you make a similar kind of announcement when you're on the receiving end?

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

No, but I would if they were risking a WomanCum surprise!

― Hanna (Hanna), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Gotta flip this and reverse it (because I'm curious). Ladies -- do you make a similar kind of announcement when you're on the receiving end?

I think it is called "a knee to the ribs"!

― ___ (___), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

"Bingo" to the thread

― TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 14:02 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah yeah. just let out a "bingo" and its all good.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 14:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Telling the other person you're coming is both warning and proof of their sux0ring skeelz - everyone's a winner! (unless they don't let you come in their mouth, which seems to be the disappointing consensus)

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 14:09 (twenty-one years ago)

You're all missing a trick here, chaps - the word to shout is "olé", surely!

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

i find it best to shout "I win! I win!"

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.leckerchen.de/sport/ole.jpg

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

"BE WARNED - THE MOMENT IS NIGH!"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.carpoolmatchnw.org/images/billnye.jpg

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 14:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, I meant this:

http://www.current.org/ch/ch623nye.jpg

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan: that's a Polish sperm bank.

― suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh NO! (300 posts by morning)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

"AWWOOGA, AWOOGA"

"AH CANNAE HOLD IT, CAPTAIN! AH JUST DON'T. HAVE. THE POOWER!"

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 14:37 (twenty-one years ago)

"Tharr she blows, matey."

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

(More correctly Dan, it is the punchline to 'what's this?' *make face* 'a Polish sperm bank', my mum tells. She's the granddaughter of a Polish orphan).

― suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

http://khaaan.com/

― Whiskeytown Littlecock (ex machina), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

"hrrrk! ugh, why didn't you warn me!?!?!?"

"I couldn't see it coming!"

*bows*

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 14:45 (twenty-one years ago)

(Suzy: Yeah, I know the joke and have had many a Polish friend tell it to me. I was foreseeing the ILE mafia swooping down and decrying evil bigotry.)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Bigotry: NO!

― The Controversial Swooping Janet Jackson (Barima), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

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