Why are Australians so much better in bed than Europeans and Americans?

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Better diet? More practise? Or is it simply the beer? Have your say.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I have no research experience in this field. Watching Kylie Minogue perform live on TV once gave me a semi, though.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Cause they LIVE down under. Duh.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Cause they haveth bettah beds?

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Pheremones.

From now on if the question is about sex, I'm going to claim the answer is pheremones.

― Major McTwitch (kenan), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Frenchman, Italian, and Aussie talking about their skill in the bedroom:

Italian - "When I'm done making love to my wife, it's like she's floating over the bed."

Frenchman - "When I am done making love to my woman, she levitates this far (raises hand chest level) off the bed."

Aussie - Shrugs. "when I'm doen with my wife, I get up, wipe myself on the curtains and she hits the bloody ceiling."

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Because they practice with kangaroos omg lol

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

that's one of my favorite jokes, michael. good job.

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I gots two words for you: koala tacos. Interpret that any way you will.

― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

They're not, It's just that a lifteime of drunken, cultureless self-delusion will lead you to make all sorts of ridiculous conclusions.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 21:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Only kidding, obviously.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 21:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Wipe that koala juice off your face when you say that, mister.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

its cos theres NOTHING else to do here

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

That's crap. You can smash a few heads. Drive a Holden off a cliff. Start a bush fire.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)

If any non aussies need to test this theory, I'm sure I can work something out.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Sure, but why would you want to?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 23:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Australians are awesome in bed.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 23:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha touche col ;)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 23:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Since my girlfriend's taking a trip there in a few months, I was kinda hoping that Australians were crap in bed. You know, just in case.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 00:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I was kinda hoping that Australians crap in bed.

That's Sydney.

― That's the Way (uh huh uh huh) I Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 00:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Muahaha.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 00:03 (twenty-one years ago)

you don't need to worry too much jordon. we may be good in bed but we're no use at the bit before that where you may have to talk.

― gaz (gaz), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 00:12 (twenty-one years ago)

or the bit after that where you have to talk zzzzzzz

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 10:35 (twenty-one years ago)

How can they sleep when THEIR BEDS ARE BURNING? HELLOOOO!!!!

― Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Landmark sex requires a bed now?

― Ooooh Heaven is a Place on Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:40 (twenty-one years ago)

A couch will do, of course.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought the bed was to break your fall when you dismount from the leather studded bondage sling?

― Katherine Alice O'Brien (ipsofacto), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:51 (twenty-one years ago)

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