three years pass...
just to remind:
http://www.prweb.com/releases/2004/7/prweb143769.php
Kitty Hawk, North Carolina is due for a Saucer landing in 2008.
Hello ladies and gentlemen, citizens of the planet earth. As a representative of the Carolina Extraterrestrial Commission Squad, I proudly announce in this humble venue that the Saucerians have told me that they wish to land at Kitty Hawk, NC on August 22, 2008. A few select humans will be chosen to be taken back to the Saucerian homeworld in Pleiades to be educated in Saucerian politics.
(PRWEB) July 24, 2004 -- Hello, everyone. 12 years ago, while relaxing in my front lawn, I saw a tiny flying saucer (about the size of a Volkswagon Beetle) land in my front lawn. Out came a beautiful woman of short stature dressed in a gold one-piece spacesuit. She told me telepathically that she had come from Pleiades to alert me that I had been chosen to spread a message which I would receive in 12 years' time.
Finally, after years of waiting, the Saucer People have again announced their presence to me, Gerald Largo, CEO, President, Vice President and sole member of the Carolina Extraterrestrial Commission Squad. They plan to land at Kitty Hawk, NC, where mankind's first steps toward spaceflight were undertaken.
The Saucerians feel that the time is right for them to return to earth for good to teach us the ways of the Cosmos.
The scheduled date for the landing is August 22, 2008. Bring food items, for the Saucer people (specifically their leadership who are traveling in their mothership, not the scout ships commonly called UFO's) have already embarked on their light-years long journey, and will be hungry by the time they get here.
23 humans will be selected at random by the Saucer people to be taken back to their home planet to be trained in the ways of Saucerian politics (to take the place of the now earthbound Saucerian leadership).
Now, in order to prepare for the journey (in case you are selected), here are some tips for dealing with the Saucerians and their alien ettiquette. They are a gentle race, but very sensitive:
a. The Saucerians are NOT the same species as the popularly known "gray" type alien. The Saucerians are mostly human in appearance, if somewhat shorter than us (some Saucerians are taller than us though, but they are usually priests, wisemen, or ascetics and travel alone). The "Grays" are from Zeta Reticuli and are a very secretive race. It is wise you do not bring them up in conversation with the Saucerians, for they have a strained relationship with the grays.
b. Although the Saucerians hail from Pleiades, they prefer the term "Saucerian" or "Saucer People", not "Pleiadean". "Saucer Folk" is fine, though.
c. Remember to clean your teeth, ears, and nose, Saucerians are sticklers about hygiene (it's a religious thing).
d. No alcohol, stimulants, or narcotics are allowed on the journey, sorry. There will be plenty of non-drug related fun to had during your five-year trip.
e. Remember to enjoy yourself!
Ladies and gentlemen, this is a monumental time in human (and Saucerian) history. I hope you are all prepared for August 22, 2008. Cheers and good tidings to all, from me and the Saucerians!
― latebloomer, Friday, 18 April 2008 17:56 (seventeen years ago)
ten years pass...