Classic or Dud: Going to up to Sylvester Stallone for an autograph and then when he takes out his pen to sign his name you go "actually... I don't really like your films that much" and walking away

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Haha.

― C-Man (C-Man), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 10:24 (twenty-one years ago)

it's kinda dud, dude.

― cºzen (Cozen), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 10:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, you know, I think you're wrong.

― C-Man (C-Man), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 10:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Pen(n)is

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 10:52 (twenty-one years ago)

uh hello, Rocky? anyway dude, that is a little rude, and im sure he coulda kicked your ass had it occured to him. so who's the bigger man?

― lukey (Lukey G), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 11:51 (twenty-one years ago)

That wasn't the question.

The "Get Carter" remake was the worst piece of mis-casting ever surely?

― C-Man (C-Man), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Dud. "Sly" as I like to call him, is unpretentious and self effacing and his bad films have given me happiness. He is undeserving of such treatment.

― herbert hebert (herbert hebert), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Good Stallone films probably outweight the bad ones though. I always wish he had stuck to character acting because he's excellent in "Rocky" and "Copland".

― C-Man (C-Man), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Damn, I meant to say bad Stallone films outweigh the good. Largely.

― C-Man (C-Man), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

After the classic Norm McDonald car-crash skit on SNL ("hey, you know what would have made Kramer Vs. Kramer better? ARM WRESTLING!!") this is pretty old hat.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Is there anything in C-Man's sense of humour as displayed here that ISN'T ancient haberdashery?

― de, Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

You'll show him, "C-Man"!

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

just sayin'.

"sorry...he rented RamBONE. RamBONE, everybody."

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha, spot the people who are apologists for "Over the Top".

― C-Man (C-Man), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I went to the premiere of "Cliff Hanger" - I ate clam dip that was served in a hiking boot.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

????

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

What? It's true!

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I read the novelization of Over the Top!

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah but was this some kind of superspecial premiere? Did they film it in Colorado?

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Michael Rooker is in Cliffhanger, which stops it being a dud.

― C-Man (C-Man), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

i've never thought of Cliffhanger as a wank flick before.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Anything with John Lithgow in is wank.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:32 (twenty-one years ago)

John Lithgow is in Blow Out. Which is too close to greatness to be considered wank.

― herbert hebert (herbert hebert), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

not to mention Buckaroo Bonzai and The Philadelphia Experiment. Dom's bein' ign'nt.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

'Demolition Man' is the greatest thing any human being has conceived.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

seven years pass...

http://luxurylaunches.com/other_stuff/slyvester_stallone_designs_montegrappa_chaos_pen.php especially for signing autographs, probably.

― StanM, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 00:27 (fourteen years ago)

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