Why don't they even try to move?
― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)
Perhaps it's to do with their camouflage -- moving would make them easier for some predators to see.
― The Dreaded Rear Admiral (Leee), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:23 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:25 (twenty-one years ago)
― caitlin hell (caitxa), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:28 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:31 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:32 (twenty-one years ago)
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:35 (twenty-one years ago)
"I have brought you fire from the sun," said the moth to the men. Here. The men thanked the moth.
The Very Ancient Ones Who Made Everything were very angry. They said to the moth: "Because you have given fire to the men, all mothkind will lose their protective garments. They will be uncontrollably attracted to anything that resembles fire. Some day the descendents of the very men you gave the fire to will crush your kind and think nothing of it."
The moth was very sad. He told the other moths what had happened, and explained why their protective garments had disappeared. His family was sad, and the rest of the moths were angry. He was sentenced to go into exile. The moth went to the Very Ancient Ones and said: "I beg one more thing of you. Since I must go into exile, let me go live alone on the moon." The Very Ancient ones granted him his wish.
― Rockist_Scientist (rockist_scientist), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:48 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:51 (twenty-one years ago)
― Girolamo Savonarola, Thursday, 29 July 2004 00:09 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 29 July 2004 08:26 (twenty-one years ago)
― donna (donna), Thursday, 29 July 2004 08:54 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 29 July 2004 08:56 (twenty-one years ago)
serious point behind this joke: moths navigate using the moon. The moon will always stay in the same position relative to them as a result of parallax, but of course a light bulb doesn't, which is why they just keep going round it.
― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 29 July 2004 10:05 (twenty-one years ago)
― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Thursday, 29 July 2004 11:11 (twenty-one years ago)
― donna (donna), Thursday, 29 July 2004 11:17 (twenty-one years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 29 July 2004 11:27 (twenty-one years ago)
― Girolamo Savonarola, Thursday, 29 July 2004 11:28 (twenty-one years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 29 July 2004 11:32 (twenty-one years ago)
Here, above,cracks in the buldings are filled with battered moonlight.The whole shadow of Man is only as big as his hat.It lies at his feet like a circle for a doll to stand on,and he makes an inverted pin, the point magnetized to the moon.He does not see the moon; he observes only her vast properties,feeling the queer light on his hands, neither warm nor cold,of a temperature impossible to records in thermometers.
But when the Man-Mothpays his rare, although occasional, visits to the surface,the moon looks rather different to him. He emergesfrom an opening under the edge of one of the sidewalksand nervously begins to scale the faces of the buildings.He thinks the moon is a small hole at the top of the sky,proving the sky quite useless for protection.He trembles, but must investigate as high as he can climb.
Up the façades,his shadow dragging like a photographer's cloth behind himhe climbs fearfully, thinking that this time he will manageto push his small head through that round clean openingand be forced through, as from a tube, in black scrolls on the light.(Man, standing below him, has no such illusions.)But what the Man-Moth fears most he must do, although he fails, of course, and falls back scared but quite unhurt.
Then he returnsto the pale subways of cement he calls his home. He flits,he flutters, and cannot get aboard the silent trainsfast enough to suit him. The doors close swiftly.The Man-Moth always seats himself facing the wrong wayand the train starts at once at its full, terrible speed, without a shift in gears or a gradation of any sort.He cannot tell the rate at which he travels backwards.
Each night he mustbe carried through artificial tunnels and dream recurrent dreams.Just as the ties recur beneath his train, these underliehis rushing brain. He does not dare look out the window,for the third rail, the unbroken draught of poison,runs there beside him. He regards it as a diseasehe has inherited the susceptibility to. He has to keep his hands in his pockets, as others must wear mufflers.
If you catch him,hold up a flashlight to his eye. It's all dark pupil,an entire night itself, whose haired horizon tightensas he stares back, and closes up the eye. Then from the lids one tear, his only possession, like the bee's sting, slips.Slyly he palms it, and if you're not paying attentionhe'll swallow it. However, if you watch, he'll hand it over,cool as from underground springs and pure enough to drink.
-- ELIZABETH BISHOP
― briania (briania), Thursday, 29 July 2004 11:39 (twenty-one years ago)
My bad, 24 kilowatt.
― Girolamo Savonarola, Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:49 (twenty-one years ago)
― The Dreaded Rear Admiral (Leee), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 30 July 2004 10:50 (twenty-one years ago)
― Anna (Anna), Friday, 30 July 2004 11:13 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Friday, 30 July 2004 11:15 (twenty-one years ago)
― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Friday, 30 July 2004 11:17 (twenty-one years ago)
― Anna (Anna), Friday, 30 July 2004 11:20 (twenty-one years ago)
Which would you rather do: kill a moth or cop a gobful of highly scented, baseball packed nutsack?
― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Friday, 30 July 2004 11:22 (twenty-one years ago)
I just killed one in the kitchen. They haven't wised up yet.
― Alba, Thursday, 5 June 2008 11:10 (seventeen years ago)
They're so easy to kill because they know that they are propagating far quicker than you could ever hope to kill them. Enjoy your permanent moth infestation :(
― Mark C, Thursday, 5 June 2008 11:49 (seventeen years ago)
my mother now keeps her jumpers in the freezer in order to keep them safe from the moths. bastards depriving me of pizza.
― Upt0eleven, Thursday, 5 June 2008 11:55 (seventeen years ago)
They're easy to kill because they're so fucking stupid.
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 5 June 2008 11:58 (seventeen years ago)
It's quite satisfying when you manage to grab one out of the air.
― chap, Thursday, 5 June 2008 13:11 (seventeen years ago)
I once trapped a wasp in a hoover. Happy times.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 5 June 2008 13:16 (seventeen years ago)
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1254/589727661_d188c81ed7.jpg?v=0
This COMBAT MOTH totally rules though.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 5 June 2008 13:17 (seventeen years ago)
-- chap,
i was just coming here to post this
― deeznuts, Thursday, 5 June 2008 13:20 (seventeen years ago)
my cat loves killing moths
― bell_labs, Thursday, 5 June 2008 13:25 (seventeen years ago)
I was just going to post what AA said.
Cat plus moth equals hours/minutes of entertainment.
― suzy, Thursday, 5 June 2008 13:29 (seventeen years ago)
Add a laser pointer to that mix and you may as well sell your TV.
― Ed, Thursday, 5 June 2008 13:30 (seventeen years ago)
::insert squirrel chatter noise here::
― suzy, Thursday, 5 June 2008 13:32 (seventeen years ago)
last summer my cat and my sister's puppy collaborated in an extended moth take-down. most adorable thing ever.
― bell_labs, Thursday, 5 June 2008 13:40 (seventeen years ago)
Not for the moths
― Tom D., Thursday, 5 June 2008 13:41 (seventeen years ago)
especially with one hand
― braveclub, Thursday, 5 June 2008 13:44 (seventeen years ago)
One thing I am not anticipating about the end of this grim winter is the coming deluge of giant, fast, impossible-to-target moths that will plague my apartment until the next grey, dark, dull winter. Sigh. These ones are not easy to kill at all and I don't really understand how they are able to get into my apartment.
― swedes put dill on fields of salmon (fields of salmon), Saturday, 7 March 2009 23:19 (seventeen years ago)
dude, don't let those moths walk all over you
― turtles all the way down (Face of Wolf), Saturday, 7 March 2009 23:22 (seventeen years ago)
They are stupid and evil and I hate their frantic, random attempts to elude my rolled-up newspaper.
― swedes put dill on fields of salmon (fields of salmon), Saturday, 7 March 2009 23:28 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.coastaltown.nildram.co.uk/jim/bombyxin_moth.jpg
HI DERE!
― Jarlrmai, Saturday, 7 March 2009 23:35 (seventeen years ago)
how do you post images???
Salmon, get like 3 tattered cats and tell them to hunt the moths.
― turtles all the way down (Face of Wolf), Saturday, 7 March 2009 23:50 (seventeen years ago)
turtle just click the formatting help thing underneath the posting box it tells you how to post images.
― jed_, Saturday, 7 March 2009 23:53 (seventeen years ago)
http://coolkits.net/G%20vs%20Mothra.jpg
― turtles all the way down (Face of Wolf), Saturday, 7 March 2009 23:55 (seventeen years ago)
thx Jed - you are good Samaritan
― turtles all the way down (Face of Wolf), Saturday, 7 March 2009 23:56 (seventeen years ago)