Do you yanks ever get sick and tired of dipshit polticans offering themselves as nation saviours?

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Cos the rest of the world, or at least in m head, can't understand wh the fuck you don't get someone decent in the casa blanca. I mean, we Ozzies are sick to fuck of our syphlitic geriatric incarnations, but they're not trying to run the world, just be deputy men of steel and sodomy. And at least our opposition guy bashes taxi drivers who rip him off. BUt Kerry and Edwards and all the fuckers who thought it was a good idea to have peter paul and mar perform, why do you put up with it. You have the right to bear arms, why don't you get off your britney fed asses and start a revolution or something?

― Queen Grand old Ass er DOnkey, Thursday, 29 July 2004 08:57 (twenty-one years ago)

D'oh, Geoff, only Rebublicans have the right to bear arms...

― suzy (suzy), Thursday, 29 July 2004 08:59 (twenty-one years ago)

well, do dems have to bear aging hippies?

― Queen G for who???, Thursday, 29 July 2004 09:02 (twenty-one years ago)

no, we never get sick of them. ever. i pencilled in the revolution but the long line at taco bell held me up, maybe next time

― kephm, Thursday, 29 July 2004 12:31 (twenty-one years ago)

YOU HAVE A QUEEN. A QUEEN. SHUT UP.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Blur Vs Oasis 10th Anniversary Edition.

SHUT UP.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh wait, you're an Aussie. Never mind. Continue to mock us.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:07 (twenty-one years ago)

hahaha isn't the Queen still provisionally head of the Aussie government?

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I wasn't sure. If so...SHUT UP.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:11 (twenty-one years ago)

The Queen's still officially the head of state in Australia. What's worse, is they had a referendum about it a few years ago - and decided to keep it that way! At least we Brits don't have a choice about the riduclously anachronistic nature of our constitution.

― Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:13 (twenty-one years ago)

but you have a choice! Revolt! except you can only throw tea and crumpets since you don't have so many guns.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:14 (twenty-one years ago)

TWEEEST REVOLUTION EVER

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:15 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahahaha! "You have nothing to lose but your Belle & Sebastian records!"

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm too busy shooting foxes and thinking up wry putdowns for revolution.

― Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

"Fooooox in the snoooow..." BLAM!

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Our Queen does very very much (actually people try to make her an issue, the dorks)

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:21 (twenty-one years ago)

We should stuff the queen when she dies or make her animatronic so we don't have to go on with the palaver of sucession.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Didn't they already do that with Jeremy Bentham?

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Embalming! Like Lenin! Additional tourist attraction oh yes.

Yeah Bentham's just up the road from me here in UCL.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:24 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.ucl.ac.uk/Bentham-Project/images/auto_il.gif ! And THIS is why your country is such a global megapower.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Robo-Queen is the best idea anyone's ever had on ILE.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:25 (twenty-one years ago)

will she serve pizza?

― kephm, Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:27 (twenty-one years ago)

JOHN LOCKE

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:29 (twenty-one years ago)

It's time English philosophers got COOL

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Ok. We have a hereditary monarchy whereas you elect the son of the former president because his brother said so.

― Gribowitz (Lynskey), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

"elect"

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Exactly

― Gribowitz (Lynskey), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

So common an occurence

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:36 (twenty-one years ago)

first John Quincy Adams! Now THIS!

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Rosalyn Carter should totally be next.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

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