make a thread where you post like a london 15 year old

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talk about a gal u tink iz buff. woteva u want, trust.

― thesplooge (thesplooge), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)

For some reason I find it much easier to parody an American 15 year old on the internet than one from my home town.

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

that's fine. american ILXers can parody american teens.

― thesplooge (thesplooge), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck off guy, ya get me?

― PinXor (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Seen.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Bleeda 4 Lady Mame 4 evah (verbatim from teh stairwell of my block of flats)

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Hang on - are we supposed to post like they would talk or like they would post on the internet?

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:44 (twenty-one years ago)

either will do.

― thesplooge (thesplooge), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Overheard one of my students say yesterday:

Yo dog it'd be mad chill'i'ye gimme smokes, cuz Molly's up in my grille, aiight?

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah, jokes, mate. Let's go for a blaze. Naw, that's dark. Nang!

― Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

My entry was scrawled in large-nib red marker pen on the stairs and the wall, if that helps, N.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)

kin bus man lung ting mans late an be vex yunstan?

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Who wants to go dooon to the elbee and get a two-four?

― Huck, Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:52 (twenty-one years ago)

You is chattin' shit, man.

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

ugh!!!!! this is so lame!!!!! god wot the fuck u lot think u r doing u think u r so good but u r not? lame!!! u r jelous cos we r young and u lot r fat bastards workin 4 the man and getin fst. i hope u die f aids suckrs!!!!!!!!!!!!

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Oi, mate! Get us ten bensons and a Bacardi Breezer while you're in there. Mate! Mate!! Fuckin' trendy cunt.

― Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Yews shudda seen that trout what I catched in Skinner's Pond d'udder day. Weren't no small fry.

― Huck, Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:56 (twenty-one years ago)

mugs facey! i be down wit bare crew an brock arse bwoay

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:56 (twenty-one years ago)

noone has said the word chav yet.

― thesplooge (thesplooge), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:56 (twenty-one years ago)

i think "two-four" is 100% canadian, huck.

― dyson (dyson), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah, dis shop in Souf End Green, man, it's just got da BOOM cakes!

― Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:58 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread is long.

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:58 (twenty-one years ago)

huck - haha! what is it with neddy little brats and fishing?

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:58 (twenty-one years ago)

dunno, but there's loads of annoying ones at all the lakes round Chingford and Waltham Abbey

― Porkpie (porkpie), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha, i work in chingford. they all hang out opposite the co-op on the green.

― thesplooge (thesplooge), Thursday, 29 July 2004 14:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not surprised, but then Chingford is Chav central innit?

― Porkpie (porkpie), Thursday, 29 July 2004 14:02 (twenty-one years ago)

all u manz r chattin breeze. i,m lookin to do a stretch u der hackney manz, well olders r raw but youngers r mostly frontin. yeah a couple manz got blickz but hardly any youngers got buckys. Me on da other hand i am an original •••••, i ain,t like all der other niggas on road, i got a totally different mindset i go on raw but u piss me about i,ll blow ur head of ur fuckin shoulders coz i,m 16 and i have got a blickz.

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Thursday, 29 July 2004 14:02 (twenty-one years ago)

that is actually how Jerry The Nipper talked when he was 15

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Thursday, 29 July 2004 14:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't believe it's not a Ken C thread.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 29 July 2004 14:04 (twenty-one years ago)

nuff chingford manz stand outside waitin for der gal outside da public toiletz.

― thesplooge (thesplooge), Thursday, 29 July 2004 14:04 (twenty-one years ago)

das you mum geez

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Thursday, 29 July 2004 14:07 (twenty-one years ago)

oMg LoL wTf WhErE mY jUgGaLoS aT!??!1!!!?/!!!

― americanalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 29 July 2004 14:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Standard.

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Thursday, 29 July 2004 14:08 (twenty-one years ago)

your mum cleans da toiletz, neurotic.

― thesplooge (thesplooge), Thursday, 29 July 2004 14:08 (twenty-one years ago)

"Roll the D100... Okay lose three hit points. And someone put on Master of Puppets. I wish girls liked me." (Me as a London 15 year old.)

― Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 29 July 2004 14:09 (twenty-one years ago)

no not here it's full of Mundanes=how i magine london ilx *really* spoke/speak

― ENRQ (Enrique), Thursday, 29 July 2004 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

SOUF END GREEN!

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Thursday, 29 July 2004 14:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Allow, mate, ALLOW!

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Thursday, 29 July 2004 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

ur mum iz a bare butters bitch, innit?

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Thursday, 29 July 2004 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

"do i have to work in the shop again this saturday?" - me at 15.

― thesplooge (thesplooge), Thursday, 29 July 2004 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Too many people acting long here.

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Thursday, 29 July 2004 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Nah, mate, she's butters.

― Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 29 July 2004 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

"But mum, the Senseless Things aren't playing any more dates in London this year and my mocks aren't for another two weeks and I've got badminton tomorrow!"

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 29 July 2004 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

(in a sequined vest, slowly bringing shimmering jazz hands to face) "I'll be looking...at the moon...but I'll be seeing...YOOOOOU!!"

Me at age 15.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 29 July 2004 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

"Hi mummy and daddy I'M ON DRUGS"

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Thursday, 29 July 2004 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

"and I HATE you"

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Thursday, 29 July 2004 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

To be honest I didn't know anyone who spoke like any of the above when I was 15. Young people these days etc...

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 29 July 2004 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

"Sweeeeeeet young thing ain't sweeeeeeeet no mooooooooooore"

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Thursday, 29 July 2004 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

'can i have more than a tenner for working in the shop all day? please?'

― thesplooge (thesplooge), Thursday, 29 July 2004 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

see dis fread? TAXED!

― beanz (beanz), Thursday, 29 July 2004 14:32 (twenty-one years ago)

true say!

― thesplooge (thesplooge), Thursday, 29 July 2004 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

six months pass...

this thread kills me. when did playing yr 'realsound' ringtones at each other on the back of the bus become so hot?

― NRQ (Enrique), Thursday, 24 February 2005 15:06 (twenty years ago)

Markelby wuz da realest

― Sven Bastard (blueski), Thursday, 24 February 2005 15:16 (twenty years ago)

seven months pass...

seen

― Munki (nordicskilla), Monday, 17 October 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

No long ting.

― Munki (nordicskilla), Monday, 17 October 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

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