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What is the most you've ever ate ?

>>>>and I don't mean that big lass from Burnley

I'm mid chinese banquet as I type>>>>on the bog

― , Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm a skinny wretch but after a big Chinese my tummy protrudes enough for me to balance a pint on.
Biggest blowout - Founder's Day - Seven courses - one and a half bottles of wine. Maaaaaaaan.

― Will, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i find that at christmas there is enough food and drink and you eat and drink it slowly enough to last ALL DAY. that = big fat tums all round.

― katie, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I could eat 6 doughnuts, no probs.

― james, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Epicureans Festal Dinner sometime back in 1996. 10-12 courses and an obscene amount of sherry, wine, port and madeira. It was my only proper meal of the weekend and lasted about six hours.

― RickyT, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It is my ambition to polish off a KFC bucket.

― Madchen, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have actually done the bucket.

When my sister and I were kids, we were taken to the Minnesota State Fair once a year and given the choice: food or rides. As much as we wanted of one or the other. I chose food. Foot-long hot dogs, corn dogs, deep fried cheese curds, candy floss, toffee apples, waffles, fried chicken, corn on the cob, apple slices with hot caramel, crepes, shrimp kebabs, beef burgers, pizza, mini-doughnuts, and slushy after slushy after slushy with some ice cream for dessert. I ate all of these things plus popcorn in the course of one trip to the fair. Did I mention I have the metabolism of a rabbit and think it the height of decadence to place a glass of wine on the flat surface that is my stomach?

Also my father, on his tombstone, should engrave 'are you going to finish that?'

― suzy, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

so in other words you SHOULD be the size of a juggernaut but you ain't? suzy i hates you :)

― katie, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Brekkie at the Hilton on Monday came pretty close. I gorged myself on strawberries, pineapple, passion fruit, melon, grapes, 4 croissants, one danish whirl, 3 slices of brown toast with various jams, one white bread roll, 2 pork sausages, 1 beef sausage, 2 fried tomatoes, fried mushrooms, scrambled eggs, a pot of lemon yoghurt, 1 glass of grapefruit juice, 1 glass of apple juice and a pot of earl grey tea.

― Trevor, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh, and three rashers of bacon. Knew I forgot something.

― Trevor, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Katie, there is a reason my family call me Hollow Legs or Garbage Can but I only did that bingefest once a year and looked forward to it for months. But I can eat loads, which is fortunate because of love for food.

― suzy, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

God I hate food.

― Nick, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

food is great. suzy i am only jealous of your metabolism!

― katie, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Quite right. Suzy should share that metabolism with us all. ;-)

Most I ever ate...I've had some indulgences over time. No real moment of rolling away from the table stands out, though.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My local (superb) curry house (so local that it's actually attached onto my block of flats) does lovely big portions, so if you get a curry, a nan and a pilau rice it would do you two generously sized meals. However, one evening my friend came over, and as he's another fan of the Munal, we ordered a big ol' curry each. Plus trimmings. Afterwards, the nearest either of us could get to comfort involved getting down on all fours in my sitting room, making obscene sighs of pain and nausea. If anyone had walked in at that point we fully deserved to be arrested (or, for a comedy touch, sat on).

― Mark C, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

in order to really eat heaps I think i would need a smorgasboard of different things, otherwise it would be boring. my biggest efforts have involved a full meal then someone tempting me with something I cant resist... like dessert, or blue cheese and crackers. thakfully Ihave not been reduced to crawling along the floor or huddling in the foetal position yet.

My big plan for this christmas is to watch my family eat too much then scoop in and finish the wine while they lie bloated on the floor

― Menelaus Darcy, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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― Kodanshi, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Whatever I had in Georgia last Thanksgiving. Brunswick stew, lots of barbecue pork, venison, quail wrapped in bacon, beet salad, mashed potatos, pumpkin pie.

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I recognize that location above; it's South of Market in San Francisco. There's a musical instrument store right behind that guy.

In any case, as I've mentioned before, I love to eat, and eat quite a lot. Never gain a pound, either.

― Sean, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

anyone who eats and never gains weight = my NEMESIS.

sean and suzy...outside! FITE, FITE, FITE!

― jess, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

tracer you should come down to georgia for this thanksgiving and have tofurkey with me and my friends.

― ethan, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ethan that's crazy you say that because I'm going home to Knoxville in order to get out of going to Arlington (about 45 min from Albany), and in order to save my family from that fate. God bless my Georgia relatives but there's only so many hunting and Georgia Tech stories you can hear before drifting off into a quail-induced slumber, dreaming violently of footballs roasting on a barbeque.

You're going to have to take me on too, Jess. Me and my frighteningly-there-yet-still-miniscule-as-yet spare tire.

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

nah, i'm gentle ben. just a big cuddly, wuddly teddy bear. or some shit.

― jess, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I used to believe that I could eat as much as I wanted without putting on weight. But not anymore, I'm developing a belly. Oh well, nevermind. I'm playing 5-aside footie on Sunday. I predict that I shall score at least 5 goals. Because I am that damn good.

― james, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I eat and eat but then I feel too sick to eat much the next day. I binge all the time so I don't know when is the most ever.

― Maira, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I can eat like a trooper, ask anyone, mind you there are also some days where I forget to eat. But yeah, gimme the works, I'll finish it, especially if it's chocolate, Jonnie will confirm this on Monday, *that* I can polish off like you wouldn't believe.

― cabbage, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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