My best friend from school is going to be on Crimewatch tonight

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He's a dastardly villain from the Basingstoke area who swears at old ladies.

(he's an actor, in case you were wondering. And this is his first job on the telly. Hurrah!)

― caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Does he realise that loads of mad old ladies are going to shop him to the police everytime he nips out for a pint of milk, thinking he's actually the real criminal that they saw on Crimewatch? Like those people you read about in the papers that hit actors who play soap villains with their handbags for being horrible.

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahah, probably. I'll advise him to avoid Basingstoke until the fuss dies down.

― caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

My brother used to be a regular player in Crime Stoppers re-enactments.

― Huck, Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

He's on now. He's an actor pretending to be a burglar pretending to be a plumber. I'm confused.

― caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 29 July 2004 19:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Sounds like porn.

― Huck, Thursday, 29 July 2004 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

When he stopped pretending to be a plumber, he beat an old woman up with her walking stick.

― caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

still porn to me

― Huck, Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

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