I want to give Mike Tyson a big ol' hug

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well, I do.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:05 (twenty-one years ago)

watch out for your ear.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Ask if you can be in the sequel to Black and White oops!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:12 (twenty-one years ago)

the interview he did with Jeremy Schaap on ESPN the other day was wild. He was really self-effacing and likeable. Bankruptcy seems to have done wonders for him.

Not sure how that will translate into the ring, however...

― Monetizing Eyeballs (diamond), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:13 (twenty-one years ago)

The guy can't get any worse!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw him on that "I, Max" show tonight (god is that guy annoying) and yeah, he seemed very grounded and clear-headed. Regretful of his past, um, indiscretions and wasted opportunities, which always hits my empathy buttons.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I swear to God, I think I am fully capable of knocking his ass out.

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha okay Robert DeNiro.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm serious. I know Holyfield would probably beat my ass, and even ol' George Foreman would rip me a new asshole, but, for some reason, to evoke The Fresh Prince himself, I think I could beat Mike Tyson.

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:26 (twenty-one years ago)

roger, no offense but you couldn't beat Peter McNeeley let alone Mike Tyson. It's what they do for a living, y'know?

Anyway yeah, Max Kellerman is kind of a jag-bag but the one thing he is actually really good on is boxing, so I actually would have liked to see that interview...

― Monetizing Eyeballs (diamond), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Roger, you're reminding me of guys who say they wouldn't fuck Pam Anderson.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:31 (twenty-one years ago)

The Thrilla on Mozilla: Tyson vs Adultery

― jim wentworth (wench), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:31 (twenty-one years ago)

eyeballs is probably right. I'm aware of my delusions. Still...

oops - there's a good reason for that. I wouldn't spill beer on Pamela Anderson.

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Roger, you're reminding me of guys who say they wouldn't fuck Pam Anderson.

I'd rather not, she's got the Hep C and all.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:41 (twenty-one years ago)

oooh right, I forgot about that. You know what I mean though.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:43 (twenty-one years ago)

she's gross. Like a morally corrupt flotation device. But gross.

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Roger, you're reminding me of guys who say they wouldn't fuck Lindsey Lohan.

How's that?

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:45 (twenty-one years ago)

perfect.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:46 (twenty-one years ago)

except for the fact that I misspelled "Lindsay".

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:48 (twenty-one years ago)

you shall rot in hell

― oops (Oops), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:50 (twenty-one years ago)

the only girls i like are wifey and the young girls wifey invites to bed

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know what's wrong with me. I can't spell worth a damn since I became an ILXor.
ILX ROTS YOUR BRAIN!

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:52 (twenty-one years ago)

wait, oops I think I've got him here:

Roger, you're reminding me of guys who say they wouldn't fuck Jenna Bush

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:59 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahaaaaaa! Then I take it all back. :)

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Friday, 30 July 2004 04:00 (twenty-one years ago)

zing!

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 30 July 2004 04:00 (twenty-one years ago)

five years pass...

apparently he's really breaking down in this Oprah interview

― Gucci Manatee (carne asada), Monday, 12 October 2009 22:07 (sixteen years ago)

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