ladies - big balls or small balls?

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this was started by steve in the chafed thighs thread.

― thesplooge (thesplooge), Friday, 30 July 2004 10:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Balls are of little concern to me. As long as they feel nice slappin 'gainst my ass.

― A little too much information.., Friday, 30 July 2004 10:28 (twenty-one years ago)

what is of more concern to you then?

― thesplooge (thesplooge), Friday, 30 July 2004 10:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I've always fancied the smaller balls, the ones where you don't have to wear an expensive evening gown, and where you know everyone so you don't have to resort to small talk.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 30 July 2004 10:43 (twenty-one years ago)

The Prince's balls get bigger each year.

― Pantomime Dame (MarkH), Friday, 30 July 2004 10:46 (twenty-one years ago)

and more costly too, i would imagine.

― thesplooge (thesplooge), Friday, 30 July 2004 10:47 (twenty-one years ago)

who cares what you think Tuomas - this thread is for the LADIES!

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 30 July 2004 10:48 (twenty-one years ago)

What about the Secret Other ones?

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 30 July 2004 10:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Something to do with Policemen...

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 30 July 2004 10:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Jed, you've never even met me, how dare you question my ladyhood?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 30 July 2004 10:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm quite sure I've worn a gown more often than you have!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 30 July 2004 10:52 (twenty-one years ago)

i think its might be time for some photographic evidence....

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 30 July 2004 10:54 (twenty-one years ago)

beachballs or golf balls?

― thesplooge (thesplooge), Friday, 30 July 2004 10:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I've got the tightest scrotum in all the land. its like a baseball.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 30 July 2004 11:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Big or small, as long as they're perfumed with a little aftershave, all's right with the world.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 30 July 2004 11:19 (twenty-one years ago)

red cross-stitched seaming and all?

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Friday, 30 July 2004 11:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Almost got me there, Colin

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 30 July 2004 11:20 (twenty-one years ago)

TIGHT YO.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 30 July 2004 11:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Its like I got one giant testicle.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 30 July 2004 11:21 (twenty-one years ago)

occasionally it looses up and its like a wet lunch bag with some plums in it.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 30 July 2004 11:25 (twenty-one years ago)

And that's when you dig in the nails and fling a slider towards home plate?

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Friday, 30 July 2004 11:37 (twenty-one years ago)

ephus

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 30 July 2004 11:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Who cares?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 30 July 2004 11:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Slick Rick

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 30 July 2004 11:42 (twenty-one years ago)

six years pass...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2010/nov/10/largest-testicles-species-bush-cricket

― dayo, Wednesday, 10 November 2010 03:54 (fifteen years ago)

grasshoppery groin

― acoleuthic, Wednesday, 10 November 2010 03:56 (fifteen years ago)

grasshoppery groin

xpost fuck no wai

― harmonia with slap-bass (electricsound), Wednesday, 10 November 2010 03:57 (fifteen years ago)

hahahahahahahaha

― master of retardment (ENBB), Wednesday, 10 November 2010 03:58 (fifteen years ago)

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

― dayo, Wednesday, 10 November 2010 03:59 (fifteen years ago)

http://dillsnapcogitation.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/universal-consciousness.jpg?w=347&h=301

― acoleuthic, Wednesday, 10 November 2010 04:06 (fifteen years ago)

What does the "Booyah!" guy(or girl, for that matter) have to say about this matter?

Yes I know he's in prison right now, but still

― Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Wednesday, 10 November 2010 07:12 (fifteen years ago)

oh clown on her

― idgital love (crüt), Wednesday, 10 November 2010 07:24 (fifteen years ago)

ILXors - long on memory, short on ideas since 2000.

― Sunn O))) Sundae Smile (Trayce), Wednesday, 10 November 2010 07:40 (fifteen years ago)

"If the same proportion were applied to a man, his testicles would weigh the equivalent of six bags of sugar each."

thanks guardian!

― quique da snique (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 10 November 2010 14:01 (fifteen years ago)

Cricket earns biggest testicles title

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Wednesday, 10 November 2010 14:05 (fifteen years ago)

lets ask the expert, balls

― irritable bol syndrome (s1ocki), Wednesday, 10 November 2010 14:09 (fifteen years ago)

pff six bags, ain't shit.

almost tipsily made a direly serious comment before noticing that this wasn't ILTMI.

― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 11 November 2010 00:20 (fifteen years ago)

Surely testicles made of that much sugar are just a recipe for type 2 diabetes?

― Flavors: Onions and other flavors (Abbbottt), Thursday, 11 November 2010 01:45 (fifteen years ago)

ah shit this isn't iltmi, i bet i had the same line merdeyeux had too

― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 November 2010 01:47 (fifteen years ago)

ILXors - long on memory, short on ideas since 2000.

― Sunn O))) Sundae Smile (Trayce), Wednesday, 10 November 2010 07:40 (Yesterday)

speak for your goddamn self

― acoleuthic, Thursday, 11 November 2010 11:35 (fifteen years ago)

this was started by steve in the chafed thighs thread

neglected board description possibility

― honkin' on joey kramer (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 11 November 2010 13:21 (fifteen years ago)

a wet lunch bag with some plums in it.

the title of my new still life painting

― swagl (dayo), Thursday, 11 November 2010 13:37 (fifteen years ago)

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/11/9/1289330049395/Bush-cricket-and-its-test-006.jpg
this guy's worse than Shoaib Akhtar

― Eto'o ))) (ken c), Thursday, 11 November 2010 13:47 (fifteen years ago)

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/11/9/1289330049395/Bush-cricket-and-its-test-006.jpg
in cricket ball tampering, i mean obvs

― Eto'o ))) (ken c), Thursday, 11 November 2010 13:47 (fifteen years ago)

btw dear americans that^ is a good pun

― acoleuthic, Thursday, 11 November 2010 13:48 (fifteen years ago)

no it isn't

― Baron Strange of Knockin (DJP), Thursday, 11 November 2010 13:52 (fifteen years ago)

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