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Hi everybody!

― Ryan Philippe (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi googlers! Yes, I WILL marry you!

― Ryan Philippe (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I just broke up with Jake, I am in need of new man-meat. E-mail me Googlers!

― Kiki Dunst (miloauckerman), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

we're more legal than L.L.

― M-K & A O. (Horace Mann), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

But are you more ready?

― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry, we don't talk to non-celebs.

― M-K & A O. (Horace Mann), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi, my name is Taye Diggs, you may remember me from the moving pictures where I am muscly and shiny and beautiful. I, like my colleagues Ryan and Kirsten here, would like to announce that I'm currently taking submissions for lost wayward female hotties who might happen to need help getting their groove back. HOLLA!

― Taye Diggs (nickalicious), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Who invited this "St Nicholas" to our exclusive velvet rope party?

― Chris Klein (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I feel lonely.

― Andy Dick (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I am combing my hair with a porkchop covered in gravy right now!

― H. Duff. (ex machina), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't feel lonely, Andy Dick.

― Orlando Bloom (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Enjoy it now, shitfaces.

― M. Rooney (Horace Mann), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG I think me & Nicole met that St. Nicholas guy somewhere in that big weird open area between NY and LA. One time we were so bored we totally mollested his little brother...he had never even had a boner before! Aren't we so cute? Anyway, he's cool.

― Paris Hilton (nickalicious), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Ever notice how many different types of cereal there are?

― A. Rooney (Horace Mann), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG GET OUT OF HERE OLD DUDE! PUNKROAWK!!!!!!!!

― Avril Lavigne (nickalicious), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I feel lonely. And old.

― Ice T (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Shucks.

― Alfalfa from Our Gang (Horace Mann), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

And how!

― Spanky from Our Gang (Horace Mann), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

COME SEE MY NEW MOVIE

― The Asian Dude From American Pie (miloauckerman), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

So who wants to smoke a doobie?

― the Baby from Look Who's Talking Now (Horace Mann), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Me!

― The Baby From Three Man And A baby, But All Growed Up (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Not Macauley. He's real good and clean lately. Don't tempt him dude!

― One of the Other Culkins (nickalicious), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I'M SANTA CLAUZ BITCHEZ! I PWN ALL YOU CORNY NONDENOMINATIONAL FUCKAZ HARDKORE!

― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

WHATS UP PARIS U R HOTTT YOU CAN VISIT MY NORTH POLE N E DAY!

― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Good one, Santa.

― Billy Bob Thornton (jaymc), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Mary-Kate and Ashley, I don't wanna hear you talkin' shit about my girl Lindsay! She's plenty legal now! That's why we were "just friends" for a few months, and now it's three times a day!

― Wilmer "Fez" Valderrama (jaymc), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

(aside: did anyone else hear santa claus's post as voiced by a yelling dave chappelle?)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyone want a fig newton?

― William Zabka (Homosexual II), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Who wants to look at my diseased eyeball collection?

― Crispin Glover (Nick A.), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey Zabka, watch out or I'll sweep the leg.

― The Macchio, Friday, 30 July 2004 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG why are there so many old people at our young stars of Hollywood party? Karate "Kid", you're like fifty now!

Okay, you can stay, but you have to defeat me in a dance off.

― Jessica Alba (nickalicious), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I still look like I did when I made the karate kid movies. I was 52 years old then. let me tell ya, that elizabeth shue sure could suck a dojo.

― the macchio, Friday, 30 July 2004 16:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay, all you kids better come with me, we've got some audits of your accounts that need did. It seems you all owe a veritable shit ton of back taxes.

― IRS (nickalicious), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:28 (twenty-one years ago)

HA HA YOU HAVE ALL BEEN PUNK'D ISN'T I AND MY SHENANIGANS HILARIOUS!?!?

― ASHTON KUTCHER (nickalicious), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I feel lonely. And old.

-- Ice T

Cheer up, partner. I got your back.

― Richard Belzer (mushrush), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck you all.

― Candace Cameron-Bure (Horace Mann), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck you too.

― Devon Sawa (Barima), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

YO DUDEZ MELLOW OUT! HO HO HO!

― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll put a cap in yo' ass if you don't shut up, Santa!

― Curly Sue (Horace Mann), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

*crawls behind couch and masturbates*

― Rivers Cuomo (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Woah man, I bet Curly Sue's growed up enough that she's got titties now.

― Edward Furlong (nickalicious), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm a whore!

― britney spears, Friday, 30 July 2004 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

then y wont u make out with me???? :'(

― xXxtina (Leee), Friday, 30 July 2004 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

hell, I know I'm 20x smarter than my boyfriend, but isn't he scrumptious?

― katie holmes (Jocelyn), Friday, 30 July 2004 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

'oo wants an 'obbit actor orgy, then? Right, I'll take Elijah

― Dominic Monaghan (Gear!), Friday, 30 July 2004 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

I found this blog while googling for my fiancee's name, and I'd like to ask that her comment dated July 30th, 2004, be deleted in its entirety. Thank you very much.

― Tom Cruise (jaymc), Monday, 13 November 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

How am I going to become the new Jack Lemmon if Billy Wilder's dead?

― Topher Grace (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 November 2006 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

xp She was talking about me, dumbass.

― Chris Klein (mlp), Monday, 13 November 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

I'm aware of that. We're attempting to remove any mention of her previous dalliances, especially those that use words like "scrumptious" to describe you. (Which you're not, btw. You're a blank all-around.) (Not that I'd know, anyway. I don't really look at men to decide whether they're attractive. I'm in love with Katie.)

― Tom Cruise (jaymc), Monday, 13 November 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

HELP

― Suri Cruise (nabisco), Monday, 13 November 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

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