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Forsooth, I find it difficult to start.

― Careful with that Almanac Eugene (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 2 August 2004 03:47 (twenty-one years ago)

yr ILXor tag has 3 such things!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 2 August 2004 03:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Again this play of words com'th! And always I stuff up.

PS Think I, that tags don't count.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 2 August 2004 03:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Tags do not count.

Tracy: a prohibition is on high-commas.

― Careful with that Almanac Eugene (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 2 August 2004 03:52 (twenty-one years ago)

cumth

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 2 August 2004 03:53 (twenty-one years ago)

And Cardiff linguistics.

― Careful with that Almanac Eugene (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 2 August 2004 03:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh this is ridiculous. Why should I do this? Damn ILX "gaming tricks". Fuck you all, bastards. No kidding. Fuck off!

(ok I'm kidding guys. sorry.)

― Gar!, Monday, 2 August 2004 04:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow, that's amazing. I'm blown away.

― Careful with that Almanac Eugene (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 2 August 2004 04:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw a long book (fiction) without said symbol at a shop. Anyone know of it?

― Elliot (Elliot), Monday, 2 August 2004 04:59 (twenty-one years ago)

arrgh anyBODY

― Elliot (Elliot), Monday, 2 August 2004 04:59 (twenty-one years ago)

anyonE

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 2 August 2004 04:59 (twenty-one years ago)

dammit and now I did it.

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 2 August 2004 04:59 (twenty-one years ago)

A pomo author, known, did said book. Dunno who tho...

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 2 August 2004 05:02 (twenty-one years ago)

you can ch_at hr, ys?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 2 August 2004 05:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Damn no!

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 2 August 2004 05:04 (twenty-one years ago)

:-(

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 2 August 2004 05:04 (twenty-one years ago)

it's a frown not a smirk

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 2 August 2004 05:05 (twenty-one years ago)

How quickly can you find out what is unusual about this paragraph? It looks so ordinary that you would think that nothing was wrong with it at all and, in fact, nothing is. But it is unusual. Why? If you study it and think about it you may find out, but I am not going to assist you in any way. You must do it without coaching. No doubt, if you work at it for long, it will dawn on you. Who knows? Go to work and try your skill. Par is about half an hour.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 2 August 2004 05:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Too right. Fools.

Chook soup is fucking boring.

― Careful with that Almanac Eugene (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 2 August 2004 05:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I know! It's stilted to fuck?

― Careful with that Almanac Eugene (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 2 August 2004 05:10 (twenty-one years ago)

SHIT! I laid to ruin of my own conditions. Kill moi INSTANTLY.

― Careful with that Almanac Eugene (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 2 August 2004 05:10 (twenty-one years ago)

all too...uh, not difficult.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 2 August 2004 05:12 (twenty-one years ago)

this list of posts looks like the writings of a man or woman having no familiarity with common diction. I think it will carry on this way.

― Elliot (Elliot), Monday, 2 August 2004 05:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I am stupid. I did it again, now i will bow out. why don't i look at my own posts?

― Elliot (Elliot), Monday, 2 August 2004 05:29 (twenty-one years ago)

this is stupid, you dildos

― Huck, Monday, 2 August 2004 05:30 (twenty-one years ago)

damn straight.

uh, out of having to do without that fifth thingy in our way of writing, so births awkward syntax.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 2 August 2004 05:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I think many wish for curious writings in this discussion.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 2 August 2004 05:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I luv this kind of thing, but find many unfair ways to chizz tha roolz.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 2 August 2004 05:36 (twenty-one years ago)

YOU HORRID INDIVIDUAL. I mock you.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 2 August 2004 05:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I concur. No "rool chizzing" shall us allow.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 2 August 2004 05:40 (twenty-one years ago)

prob is this, no topic, just rambling, must form discussion of topic

― Huck, Monday, 2 August 2004 05:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Discussing Jim is most fun. For Jim thinks Jim is a tugboat captain.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 2 August 2004 05:41 (twenty-one years ago)

jim blows goats

― Huck, Monday, 2 August 2004 05:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Jim might do such a thing but it would go against many local laws, and Jim is no villain.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 2 August 2004 05:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Jim sucks balls?

― Huck, Monday, 2 August 2004 05:46 (twenty-one years ago)

just kidding, jim is good. good man is jim. jim is a good man. okay?

― Huck, Monday, 2 August 2004 05:47 (twenty-one years ago)

If you insist, sirrah.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 2 August 2004 05:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha! I mock you, as you cannot talk of I without invoking the glyph in topic...

.. oh wait.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 2 August 2004 05:50 (twenty-one years ago)

hoisted on your own bastard.

― Huck, Monday, 2 August 2004 05:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Tracy THINKS that avoiding attack can occur. Poor sod.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 2 August 2004 05:52 (twenty-one years ago)

OK, it's straightforward logic - a topic for discussion is ultra important. How about:

1.Tugboats - for or against?

2. Chizz tha roolz!

3. Do you enjoy marzipan?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 2 August 2004 05:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Tugboats, classic, says Huck, striking a match against his stubbly chin.

― Huck, Monday, 2 August 2004 05:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know why, but I want to try again. South of Canada's national sport allows up to 3 fuckups, so why not this post-listing too?

I am into tugboats. also a song by an old Boston trio (think of an old car) talks about a wish to act as a "tugboat captain". a good song that is.

Chizzing the rools is no fun, btw.

marzipan is akin to plasticy shit.

― Elliot (Elliot), Monday, 2 August 2004 06:02 (twenty-one years ago)

this boston trio you talk of, did it contain...i got nothing. Adam Ant. Laura Palmer. things folks go by is not hard, but actual word hard, synonyms too

― huck, Monday, 2 August 2004 06:07 (twenty-one years ago)

i dont wanna go to your party
i dont wanna talk with your mates
i dont wanna cast a ballot for your top public official
i just wanna act as your tugboat captain

― Elliot (Elliot), Monday, 2 August 2004 06:08 (twenty-one years ago)

again a fuckup. that is a hint.

― Elliot (Elliot), Monday, 2 August 2004 06:09 (twenty-one years ago)

is it...

― Ric Ocasek, Monday, 2 August 2004 06:10 (twenty-one years ago)

You fail, Canadian laws notwithstanding.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 2 August 2004 06:11 (twenty-one years ago)

xp: wrong. it is a brand of car.

― Elliot (Elliot), Monday, 2 August 2004 06:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I know, I know, a common hint in crossword 'nigmas.

― huck, Monday, 2 August 2004 06:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Skipping 110 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

Argh. Now I'm actually thinking in words that don't contain this symbol. It's as though my brain was on automatic, and it's fucking distracting. Frustration abounds &c.

― Which Describes How You're Feeling All the Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 05:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, most awful ruling! How will I buy my drugs now?

"I n-
"do you hav-
"FIFTH l-

Oh, I know!

"a...b...c...d...and now THAT. A bottl- oh, you KNOW how much."

― Slim Pickens (Slim Pickens), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 05:28 (twenty-one years ago)

That's how I'd do it. "Can I buy a box of your top quality cold and 'flu medication, if you don't mind? Many thanks, stout lady."

― Which Describes How You're Feeling All the Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 05:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Stout Lady: "Uh..."

― Which Describes How You're Feeling All the Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 05:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Damn, girl! That booty is STOUT! Got any marijuana?

― Slim Pickens (Slim Pickens), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 05:34 (twenty-one years ago)

"Boy, you got a lot of balls to say that. Want to do a j?"

― Slim Pickens (Slim Pickens), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 05:35 (twenty-one years ago)

You know it, lady! Am I just high or is your booty stout AND smokin'?

― Slim Pickens (Slim Pickens), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 05:36 (twenty-one years ago)

"Put your hands up, chump! I'm gonna rob you."

That wasn't a bong in her handbag...

― Slim Pickens (Slim Pickens), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 05:37 (twenty-one years ago)

shit

― Slim Pickens (Slim Pickens), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 05:37 (twenty-one years ago)

"Or what about a tab of... uh... that drug you swallow that incurs an 'up' mood. Starts with a symbol of our form of communication that I cannot say, and is commonly known by that symbol. Found at many a big party. Humans known to stop living, having drank too much natural liquid, causing drowning. Fuck. Just supply it NOW, bitch."

― Which Describes How You're Feeling All the Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 05:40 (twenty-one years ago)

That took waaaaay too long.

― Which Describes How You're Feeling All the Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 05:40 (twenty-one years ago)

That's what a LADY said. (Almost as good as using a pronoun, right?)

― Slim Pickens (Slim Pickens), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 05:44 (twenty-one years ago)

A woman with particularly stout thighs, too. And buns of a wondrous sort. A lucky man is you tonight!

― Slim Pickens (Slim Pickens), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 05:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm on my way to Arizona
it's a land of cowboys who play.
Do nothing but shoot my gun,
I'll do it all throughout our day!

A cold snap's coming, all too soon
This hot air will soon cool off and vanish,
My pals and I will stay so warm
Living off the carbs of this sugary danish.

I'm on my way to Arizona,
But I gotta gallop through Utah and Colorado first.
As soon as I cross its boundary mark,
I can finally satisfy my thirst!

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Pants.

― Which Describes How You're Feeling All the Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Hark, a proposal: any individuals caught using this illicit symbol must stop posting in this topic. Last human standing wins.

― The Dreaded Rear Admiral (Leee), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 22:20 (twenty-one years ago)

What's that, Almanac?

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, domination of my titular calling by this illicit symbol turns alluding to my indvidual to difficulty. How can you folk say that I'm OTM now? I'm sad.

― The Dreaded Rear Admiral (Leee), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 22:26 (twenty-one years ago)

What's that, Almanac?

Nothing.

― Which Describes How You're Feeling All the Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

That is to say, an additional stipulation, about my first post.

As I am typing, I'm maintaining my manual digits in such a way that my non-right hand's third digit acts only on low rows.

― The Dreaded Rear Admiral (Leee), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 22:32 (twenty-one years ago)

No you're not.

― Which Describes How You're Feeling All the Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Who's not?

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 22:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Um, you. I think. I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE.

― Which Describes How You're Feeling All the Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 22:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Say that again? I zap you with boo-boos!

― The Dreaded Rear Admiral (Leee), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't WANT to say it again. I'm SULKING.

― Which Describes How You're Feeling All the Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Just talk a lot of trash. Man, it's nuthin' to start spoutin' off without that stupid icon. Thanks for that cool tip, yo!

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Bah, I scorn your smart-typing ability.

― Which Describes How You're Feeling All the Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Yo dog, it's crucial I grab that dank nug you got in hiding. It's got to last until Friday, so cut kindly a big old fourth. I don't give a shit if it runs a fucking G-spot 'cuz I got hot-ass girls at my pad, and pot's Spanish fucking fly to broads of this lowly class.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 02:52 (twenty-one years ago)

What would you know about hot girls? You and your silly hubris, pack it in and sod off.

Innit.

― Which Describes How You're Feeling All the Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 02:55 (twenty-one years ago)

You don't do what with a shit, x j?

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 03:00 (twenty-one years ago)

ouch. pwn'd.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 03:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Son, a word or two to your unkindness: do unto all things as all things may do unto you. That's the Au. law, though it's known by various cults as various things.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 03:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, it's said that an amazing quality/trait is stopping from admitting all that you know, holding cards tight to your torso, and giving your combatant no ammo with which to work. Although, if a fallacy isn't corrected, your opponent may be bound to repeat it as many as eight times!

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 03:12 (twenty-one years ago)

To go on, or not go on -- that's a quandary:
Is it nobility of mind to stomach
All slings and arrows thrown by wild Fortuna
Or brandish arms against a mass of hardship,
And by opposing stop it? Dying -- dozing --
That's all; and by a nap to say to stop
What's painful, and a thousand natural shocks,
that cross of mortals. 'Tis a consummation
alluring to our minds. Dying -- dozing --
Dozing -- mayhap with visions: ay, a catch!
For in that fatal nap, what sights may show
upon our shuffling off this mortal coil,
Must cool our wish.

― OleM (OleM), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh Ole, do say that you just thought that up right on the spot, and didn't borrow it from anybody.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 06:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Whoops, you shouldn't post Mr. O's full namn if you want to avoid that horrid symbol.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 06:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Contrast:

Living or not living, that is my inquiry
If 'tis worthy in comparison in your mind to succumb
To slings and arrows of shocking karma
Or to carry arms against a briny of tribulations
And by opposing, finish that group.

― Sam (chirombo), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 07:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh Ole, do say that you just thought that up right on the spot, and didn't borrow it from anybody.

Um, it took an hour or so, but no copying, no -- although I thought of transcribing that particular soliloquy upon knowing of its inclusion in that pomo book.

(If I may say so, I think my prosody slightly trumps that of my rival bard -- is it from that book?)

― OleM (OleM), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 11:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Vacation, I'm onna vacation
Vacation, Got to git awayyyyyyy

― Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 11:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Coming back to this lot is always a joy. I am truly glad to know about Lt. Kingfish's vacation - it will roXor, no doubt!

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 12:15 (twenty-one years ago)

It's fun arising to find this is still going.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 12:18 (twenty-one years ago)

it will go on until our stock of consonants and 4/5 of this song's main lyric run out!

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 12:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Aqusisition an individual biological duration, you numnuts! I'm out of this joint.

― Jimmy Carter, History's Greatest Monster (Leee), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Naturally this discussion is languishing without any contributions. What say that it's bumped to the top of IL(_) for a third or fourth go-round?

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 5 August 2004 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm on holiday in a portion of this month, starting Monday.

...that was difficult to construct.

― Which Describes How You're Feeling All the Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 5 August 2004 01:56 (twenty-one years ago)

JCoombs, your diction is poor vis-à-vis your doing word, along with an inclusion of a common word. Thus, you fail and I ZAP YOU.

― Jimmy Carter, History's Greatest Monster (Leee), Thursday, 5 August 2004 04:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Good gracious, ass is bodacious!

― Slim Pickens (Slim Pickens), Thursday, 5 August 2004 05:07 (twenty-one years ago)

ass has its attractions, that's right, but I don't go for it.

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 5 August 2004 09:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Ass can't go for that, no can do, ass can't go for that!

You want my body and now you want my soul...

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 5 August 2004 11:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Lunch at Nandos and the souls found at this location will luv you.

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 5 August 2004 14:40 (twenty-one years ago)

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