There's a tradesman behind me

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He's wearing overalls. I think his name is Davo.

― Which Describes How You're Feeling All the Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 01:08 (twenty-one years ago)

nellie to thread

― purple patch (electricsound), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Better a tradesman than a stinking pile of elephants leavings in pants, like you usually have, neh?

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 01:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Er, I really could have worded that better. I didnt mean you have elephant poo in your trousers.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 01:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Erm... yes..

Anyway he's gone. He had a jacket but he took that too.

Meh, it probably ponged of tradesman.

― Which Describes How You're Feeling All the Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 01:17 (twenty-one years ago)

"There's a tradesman behind me"

well watch out for the tradesman's entrance

― Bumfluff, Tuesday, 3 August 2004 01:18 (twenty-one years ago)

what is a tradesman?

― amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 01:20 (twenty-one years ago)

(I was referring to yr stinky co worker, but I SPECTACULARLY badly structured that sentence. Man.)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 01:20 (twenty-one years ago)

So now I am going to go and eat my beef stew and rice lunch.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 01:20 (twenty-one years ago)

i picture adam being followed around by a huge elephant turd in pants

― purple patch (electricsound), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 01:21 (twenty-one years ago)

erm, that's not beef stew. and those aren't rice!!!

― purple patch (electricsound), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 01:21 (twenty-one years ago)

SO what's all this about that ALMANAC dude SHITTING HIS PANTS?

― Bumfluff, Tuesday, 3 August 2004 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

STOP MAKING ME LAUGH AT WORK YOU BASTARDS.

― Which Describes How You're Feeling All the Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Um, I wasn't serious.

― Which Describes How You're Feeling All the Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 01:31 (twenty-one years ago)

What's a tradesman?

Er, and Adam, it's nothing to be ashamed of, these things happen... Just wash your trousers, twice.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 09:56 (twenty-one years ago)

You sound like you know that of which you speak, Tuomas ;)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 10:29 (twenty-one years ago)

By tradesman do you mean like what we bloody Yanks call "contractors"? Like, does a tradesman do carpentry, plumbing, etc?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

four years pass...

Waiting on a man to fix the sink. I hope he's hot because otherwise I will be bored.

― nabisco inferno (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 22 December 2008 05:42 (seventeen years ago)

keep an eye on his entrance

― Merry Christuomas (electricsound), Monday, 22 December 2008 05:43 (seventeen years ago)

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/3/32/KennethWilliams.jpg/300px-KennethWilliams.jpg

He will probably dump mud all over the stairs because that's what they do.

― nabisco inferno (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 22 December 2008 05:51 (seventeen years ago)

Definitely not hot.

― nabisco inferno (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 22 December 2008 06:07 (seventeen years ago)

Man fixes drain, says 'you could have done it yourself, y'know.' To his credit he showed me how, but I am not a plumber ffs. If everyone could fix all their plumbing problems this bloke'd be out of business.

― nabisco inferno (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 22 December 2008 06:26 (seventeen years ago)

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