The mythical multiple male orgasm mass debate

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Is it possible? Is it a myth? Has it ever happened to you or anyone else you know? Do you even believe it exists?

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 08:45 (twenty-one years ago)

one at a time is fine, why be greedy?

― purple patch (electricsound), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 08:48 (twenty-one years ago)

It is possible for guys to have more than one in quick succession.

― NotPinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 08:50 (twenty-one years ago)

i want power!

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 08:50 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 08:50 (twenty-one years ago)

It's happened to me.

It's all about 'holding on while everything else is going crazy'.

And then you find, you can carry on after 30 seconds of catching your breath.

It's not easy, and I'm not able to do it 'whenever', but without going into graphic detail, the scenario leads me to 'clamp myself' oh hang on, I end this sentence now.

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 09:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I've had two in about three minutes before. Plus there is various documentary evidence of me (and C0z3n) talking graphically about orgasm weirdness on ILX.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 09:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Totally to do with going to the brink of the big 'o' & then holding back & backing off, then going back to the brink again, repeat to fade!

― PinXor (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 09:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm really puzzled by this. This will inevitably sound like bragging, but at least three quarters of the times that I have sex with a woman I have had at least three orgasms. Five has been far from uncommon (this has happened hundreds of times). I kind of felt uneasy finishing when I have had only had one, the times that happened. I've only occasionally had women indicate that they want to stop or don't want any more orgasms. Am I just blessed with a miracle multiple orgasming machine? It's not that I go on for hours and hours or anything like that.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 09:23 (twenty-one years ago)

That's totally not multiple orgasms then!

X-post Yes Ken you are.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 09:24 (twenty-one years ago)

That's totally not multiple orgasms then!
This is to me? My post was how you get to this point, I wasn't saying that's what it was!

― PinXor (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 09:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh no wait, maybe the concept of having more that one orgasm is just so really beyond me. FFS, what did you think I meant??!!

― PinXor (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 09:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Ken, you are naughty!

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 09:31 (twenty-one years ago)

How do I get to Manchester? I'm not saying what Manchester is, just how do I get there?

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 09:31 (twenty-one years ago)

WTF? Oh sorry, maybe i should have stuck specifically to the specific questions in DL's first post. I mean heaven forbid that the discussion should expand slightly!

― PinXor (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 09:33 (twenty-one years ago)

How do I get to Manchester? I'm not saying what Manchester is, just how do I get there?
-- mark grout (mark.grou...), August 3rd, 2004 10:31 AM. (later)

well is it city of manchester you want to go to? or greater manchester?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 09:35 (twenty-one years ago)

once you get to actual manchester it's harder to get back out.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 09:36 (twenty-one years ago)

whereas you can probably get away with going round the M60 a few times.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 09:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Are multiple orgasms are only possible in Manchester? No-one told me.

― Tag (Tag), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 09:39 (twenty-one years ago)

you can do it along the M25 too, but things often grind to a halt there. but on the other hand it might last longer.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 09:41 (twenty-one years ago)

and nowadays if you want to go to kings cross on a weekday it'll cost you a fiver a pop.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 09:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I have never had one, therefore they do not exist!! (b/c, like, the concept of people out there having more fun than me is too awful to contemplate, obv.)

― Pashmina, phun hata. (Pashmina), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 09:58 (twenty-one years ago)

and if you take the train you're likely never to get there at all.

Where was this going anyway?

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 10:01 (twenty-one years ago)

According to Ann Summers it's National Orgasm Week right now.

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 10:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, I'd better have one, then.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 10:06 (twenty-one years ago)

*exits ILX*

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 10:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Everyone: Just going to get a glass of water - be back in ten minutes!

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 10:11 (twenty-one years ago)

why not have 3 glasses of it?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 10:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Euphemisms R Us.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 10:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I got a superstore of toys for ya!

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 10:43 (twenty-one years ago)

doglatin's been gone a loooong time.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 10:43 (twenty-one years ago)

and note: 30 minutes exactly!!!!!

Everyone: Just going to get a glass of water - be back in ten minutes!
-- dog latin (doglati...), August 3rd, 2004 11:11 AM. (later)
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why not have 3 glasses of it?
-- ken c (pykachu10...), August 3rd, 2004 11:13 AM. (later)

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 10:44 (twenty-one years ago)

it worked!

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 10:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually I lie. I had to wait for the person before me to finish themselves off. It is orgasm week after all.

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 10:46 (twenty-one years ago)

and today is national queuing day?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 10:47 (twenty-one years ago)

It's all of those. And national bad taste day too.

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 10:48 (twenty-one years ago)

you drank that glass of water?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 10:49 (twenty-one years ago)

while i was waiting, yes.

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 10:49 (twenty-one years ago)

what were you waiting for?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 10:50 (twenty-one years ago)

for matey to stop polishing his John Thomas! Whaddya think?!

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 10:52 (twenty-one years ago)

i thought you were waiting for a glass of water

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 10:54 (twenty-one years ago)

are you trying to be funny?

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 10:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Seriously, fuck drinking a water.

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 10:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I got a superstore of toys for ya!

ooer!

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 10:59 (twenty-one years ago)

i tried it but it spilt all over the bed.

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 10:59 (twenty-one years ago)

it is bad taste day after all...

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 10:59 (twenty-one years ago)

what was in that water?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 11:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Charlie, um, how's your, um, sister?

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 11:00 (twenty-one years ago)

thirsty, i bet

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 11:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Bad taste day? Wait, I thought it was orgasm day. Or week. I'm confused now. Bad taste orgasms maybe? Haha.. oh dear.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 11:01 (twenty-one years ago)

don't forget it's also national queuing day.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 11:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I read that as national queering day. God I'm not even drunk or anything.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 11:07 (twenty-one years ago)

ok, i'm trying to gather my thoughts here.. so, for the past half an hour or so...

1. doglatin went off ilx in order to get a glass of water, and suggesting that it would take 10 minutes.
2. ken c suggested that doglatin should maybe try 3 glasses
3. doglatin returns 30 minutes later
4. ken c deduced that the extra 20 minutes were spent on the 2 extra glasses of water retrieved
5. doglatin explained that because it's national orgasm week, that his matey has to finish before doglatin can obtain his glass of water
6. ken c wondered if it were because today was national queuing day.
7. doglatin confirmed that 6. is correct, and added that it is also bad taste day.
8. ken c asked if that bad taste day was mentioned because the glass of water tasted bad.
9. doglatin explained that he drank his glass of water whilst waiting for his turn to obtain a glass of water
10. this is the point when ken c got very confused as to how doglatin managed to drink his glass of water before he obtained said glass of water. and concluded that it mustn't have been the glass of water that doglatin meant he was waiting for.
11. ken c asks doglatin to confirm 10.
12. doglatin replied that he was indeed not waiting for a glass of water during 9. but was instead awaiting the polishment of john thomas.
13. ken c now understands and explained his previous confusion
14. doglatin asked if ken c has aspirations to a career as a comedian, and also suggested that in order to be a serious comedian, one should try and have sex whilst drinking a glass of water
15. ken c disclosed the fact that he had once tried what doglatin suggested in 14., but the situation became very messy.
16. doglatin reiterated the fact that it was bad taste day today.
17. ken c sympathises with doglatin whose glass of water that doglatin drank must have had something very bad tasting within.
18. sick mouthy, concerned that doglatin's sister may indeed drink from the same water supply, asks about doglatin's sister's welfare.
19. ken c thinks that in a hot summer day such as this, doglatin's sister must be very thirsty.
20. ken c helps to clear the confusion of trayce regarding what are the different "days" today is.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 11:16 (twenty-one years ago)

is that more or less it, or am i totally off the mark here?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 11:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Also: I'm not drunk = you're all drinking water = I'm not gettin' any.

Figures.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 11:20 (twenty-one years ago)

21; Sick Mouthy went for a ~~wank~~ walk ~~about dog latin's sister~~ in the sunshine.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 11:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Man, explaining this thread would involve a lecture on the East Indian tyre trade factions organisation, several references to the Iliad and a cultural visit to a greetings card factory. None of which I'm up for.

I just figured that it was okay to have a wank at work, being national orgasm day and all.

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 12:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I have never actually had a wank at work. I think it would be far too weird.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 12:09 (twenty-one years ago)

so did the wanking happen before or after the drinking of water???? the uncertainty around this is killing me!

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 12:10 (twenty-one years ago)

okay, i didn't really have a wank at work. sorry i disappointed you. i mean, i could go and have one now if it will make you feel better?

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 12:12 (twenty-one years ago)

If you pretend to be yr sister, yes it would.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 12:13 (twenty-one years ago)

and take pictures.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 12:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Of yr sister.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 12:16 (twenty-one years ago)

sick mouthy is reliable like a clockwork.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 12:17 (twenty-one years ago)

okay, i'm leaving.

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 12:21 (twenty-one years ago)

to go do some work!

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 12:21 (twenty-one years ago)

at my desk.

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 12:21 (twenty-one years ago)

when come back bring pix.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 12:21 (twenty-one years ago)

work with paper and computers and pens and rulers and forms and stamps.

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 12:21 (twenty-one years ago)

that is "work" as in work that I get paid for.

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 12:22 (twenty-one years ago)

work with paper and computers and pens and rulers and forms and stamps.

in the old days people were happy working with just their hands.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 12:22 (twenty-one years ago)

shit.

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 12:22 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost you're doing yourself no favours here.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 12:23 (twenty-one years ago)

for other people, however....

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 12:23 (twenty-one years ago)

so did the wanking happen before or after the drinking of water???? the uncertainty around this is killing me!

During, most probably. It's like a 'Ray Alan and Lord Charles' trick...

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

four weeks pass...

http://www.sex-project.com/multiplemale.shtml

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 07:34 (twenty-one years ago)

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