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What am I eating for lunch? YOUR LUNGS.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

"Oh Adam, sorry to make you feel bad for eating CARBS, do carry on".

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I have stopped talking to the people in my office.

― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

People around here are always asking what kind of music my band plays, and when I explain it, none of them ever understand what I'm telling them.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

what do you say?

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

It may come as a surprise to you, but not many people actually know who Vernon Reid is.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I have the same exact problems, AdamL. I'm apparently the only person in the building who microwaves his lunch instead of driving twenty minutes away to get a fast-food burger. The problem with this is that I have to walk down the hall carrying my Healthy Choice dinner and everyone going "Hmmmmm! Smells good! Your dinners always smell - so - good." Like I haven't done this four days a week for the last eight years already.

And When's your band playing? Why they ask because they'll never come. What's it sound like? Um, you'll think it sounds like Ozzy even though it's more like Son Volt, so what do you care? Do you ever play with [local cover band]?

No.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Start eating something that stinks.

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 03:53 (twenty-two years ago)

YES.

WHAT ARE YOU EATING? THAT SMELLS GOOD!

AND

WHAT DOES YOUR BAND SOUND LIKE? WHAT'S THAT?

Sheesh.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 03:54 (twenty-two years ago)

GEAR: (brief pensive look)
CO-WORKER MIDGE: Hey.
GEAR: Wot?
CWM: What's wrong?
GEAR: Nothing.
CWM: You just looked a little...
GEAR: Wot?
CWM: ....like something was wrong.
GEAR: Oh because I wasn't smiling.
CWM: Right.
GEAR: No I'm just tired.
CWM: Why?
GEAR: (puts on headphones)

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 03:57 (twenty-two years ago)

ooooh i really hate that "what are you eating" question. MY LUNCH... THAT MEANS IT'S MY LUNCHBREAK WHEN I DON'T HAVE TO TALK TO OFFICE PEOPLE I DON'T LIKE HELLO?

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 03:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Gear, I'm shipping my coworker midge to you. Mail yourself back to my office in the box, and we can all four be happier in our work environments. Have I mentioned she makes vomiting sounds in the back of her throat all fucking day?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 03:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Roxy, I'll be there as soon as the USPS gets me to you.

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 04:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I have got to be the luckiest guy ever. My co-worker is a truck with a good radio.

― jim wentworth (wench), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 04:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh god rox, that sort of thing would have me throwing a stapler at someone. I get so squicked out by gulpy/chewy/spitty/snorty noises that people make. I sat next to an old lady who dribbled and readjusted on her false teehth all the way from Geelong to Melbourne on the train and I was about ready to knock her head off by trip's end.

Its irrational I realise, but ARGH.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 04:50 (twenty-two years ago)

And Gear your co-worker is starting to sound majorly creepy like he has some weird crush on you or something. Ew.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 04:58 (twenty-two years ago)

It's like The Temp, only he sure as hell doesn't look like Lara Flynn Boyle circa '93

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 05:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Neither does Lara Flynn Boyle.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 05:12 (twenty-two years ago)

But err.. yeah, that sucks.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 05:12 (twenty-two years ago)

i cannot even gossip with my coworker about the affair she had with another coworker without the annoying girl I work with COMING INTO MY FUCKING CUBE to join the conversation about THINGS SHE IS NOT PRIVILAGED TO KNOW ABOUT.

― kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 05:35 (twenty-two years ago)

also, god forbid I walk into the office with a shopping bag. "WHat did you get?" A FUCKING SCYTHE WITH WHICH TO TAKE YOUR HEAD OFF

― kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 05:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I like to end my rants with prepositions, thnx

― kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 05:38 (twenty-two years ago)

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