Build Your Own Hell

Women who begin speaking in a higher pitched voice when attractive boys are around.
Circle I Limbo

Sniffing, licking, slobbering, overenthusiastic dogs.
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Interrupters.
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

"OH MY GAWD. DID YOU WATCH EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND LAST NIGHT?!"
Circle IV Rolling Weights

People who think the Mars Volta is just super innovative.
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

People who think pop music lacks value because of some rubbish about "authenticity."
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

NME/Spin/insert-glossy-music-magazine-here readers (minus my mom) who are constantly "discovering" some shitty-ass 70s revivalist band of charlatans' promo cd and waving it in your face as if it shows that they are anything besides a fucking sheep with the musical taste of a Degrassi Junior High character
Circle VII Burning Sands

People, and to be more specific, midgets, who make constant and pervasive vomiting sounds in their mouths 24 hours a day.
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Pro-lifers.
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

Your momma
Circle I Limbo

People who don't enjoy Steve McQueen in the same way I do (that means all of you)
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

The dude in my WWI/WWII history class who is like completely unable to have a conversation about Hitler without screaming "But he was crazy!"
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

People on slsk who take files from you but don't share their shit
Circle IV Rolling Weights

DMV Employees
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Ben Affleck
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Girls who have the same t-shirts as me
Circle VII Burning Sands

Ramon Elinevsky
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

ILX
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

Haters
Circle I Limbo

Spongebob Squarepants
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Militant Vegans
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

People who misuse commas
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Gibby from makeoutclub.com
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

The woman my dad had an affair with
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Ex-girlfriends
Circle VII Burning Sands

The kids who beat me up in middle school & high school
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Serial rapists/murderers
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

The New York Yankees
Circle I Limbo

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

General asshats
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

George Bush, Republicans
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Osama bin Laden
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Pretentious fuckwits, Hipsters
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Scientologists
Circle VII Burning Sands

NAMBLA Members
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Tinted glasses-wearing motherfuckers with long-sleeved shirts with poncey patterns on them talking loudly on their cellphones and driving off in SUVs blasting John Mayer or some shit along those lines
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

General asshats
Circle I Limbo

PETA Members
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies, Scientologists
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Creationists
Circle IV Rolling Weights

NAMBLA Members
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

George Bush
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

The Pope
Circle VII Burning Sands

me
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Objectivists
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

sports fans
Circle I Limbo

toadies
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

business travellers
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

pendants
Circle IV Rolling Weights

celebrities, actors/actresses
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

fundamentalists
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

marketing executives
Circle VII Burning Sands

war profiteers
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

The Pope
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

People who don't understand the distinction I'm making when I use the word "pop" to refer to song structure rather than record sales or radio/MTV airplay.
Circle I Limbo

Anyone who found it "cute" that I religiously watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer while it was still on the air.
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Anyone maintaining unilaterally that CDs sound better than vinyl. Especially those who don't own a decent turntable and never have.
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Microdogs' owners. (Particularly the ones who refer to themselves as "Daddy" or "Mommy" with reference to their relationship with their insane, vibrating mutt.)
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Microdogs. (The kind that constantly shiver even when it's hot outside and always look like they are about to shoot their own eyes from their sockets involuntarily.)
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Quentin "Listen to Me for Five Minutes and Tell Me I'm Not an Egomaniacal Cock" Tarrantino, John "Vinnie the Scientologist" Travolta
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Gene Loves Jezebel
Circle VII Burning Sands

People who write articles or reviews that declare They Might Be Giants a "novelty act."
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

People who actually go to Google and type in "yahoo.com" to get to Yahoo.com.
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

Aren't these people already in a kind of hell?

pop culture snobs, wiggers
Circle I Limbo

smack-talking ex-friends
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Dave Matthews
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

retired dot-com assholes
Circle IV Rolling Weights

indie rock racists
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Creationists
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Objectivists
Circle VII Burning Sands

unresponsive boys
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

George Bush
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

PETA Members
Circle I Limbo

"Don't you like any happy music?"
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Hot Topic goths
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

dance nazis
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Objectivists
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

"why does he say '-ah' after every word?"
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Libertarians
Circle VII Burning Sands

"Oh, you're not one of those depressed prople, are you?"
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

"I like you, just not that way"
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

Non Mancunian Man U Fans
Circle I Limbo

Tricksy Hobbitses
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Militant Vegans
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

People Who Say "Happy Friday"
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Flip Flop Wearers
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

People Who Insist on Recounting Their Dreams to Me
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Dennis Miller
Circle VII Burning Sands

Fundamentalists
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Tom Delay
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

The Pope
Circle I Limbo

Oakland Raider

Those of the evil
Circle I Limbo

Food criminals
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Those with poor gait
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Mites
Circle IV Rolling Weights

The one guy
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

The entity
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

The fungus among us
Circle VII Burning Sands

Toad bastards
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Deef the Wonder Horse!
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

Indeed, but I think you've hit on the primary difference between your style and mine.

On Circle VII, you have "The fungus among us," and I have "Gene Loves Jezebel." Clearly, we say the same thing... Just in a different way.

Although in hindsight I bet he just didn't want to sully his hell plan with the words "Chris Martin."

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See, flexibility allows for so much more to be condemned. I can knock off the entire band one by one if I so desire.

The overly muscular
Circle I Limbo

People who wear sunglasses inside at night who aren't Corey Hart, Anyone over the age of 7 who answers to a cutesy nickname
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Overly peppy flight attendants
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

The wilfully ignorant
Circle IV Rolling Weights

People who don't use turn signals
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Nicole Kidman and Jennifer Lopez
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

USDC LA Employees
Circle VII Burning Sands

George Bush
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Osama bin Laden
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

wallies
Circle I Limbo

chumps
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

wankers
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

cocks
Circle IV Rolling Weights

arseholes
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

fuckheads
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

fucknutters
Circle VII Burning Sands

cunts
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

motherfucking stupid arsed shitlunchmunchers, coldplay
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

Rednecks
Circle I Limbo

Big Law Firm Associates
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

PETA Members
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Emo fans, Douchebags Who Wear Von Dutch Apparel, Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Leafletters
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Ralph Nader, Creationists
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Big Law Firm Partners
Circle VII Burning Sands

Republicans
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Osama bin Laden, George Bush, People Who Will Vote for Ralph Nader in 2004
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

Any updated hells?

"What fresh hell is this?"

<div style="width: 400; text-align: center; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 9pt;"><p style="margin-right: 0; margin-left: 0; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; background: #7F0000;">motherfuckers who don't ever return calls<br>Circle I Limbo</p><p style="margin-right: 10; margin-left: 10; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; background: #8F0000;">"i totally would not smash that"<br>Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind</p><p style="margin-right: 20; margin-left: 20; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; background: #9F0000;">george lucas<br>Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow</p><p style="margin-right: 30; margin-left: 30; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; background: #AF0000;">my boss's boss's boss<br>Circle IV Rolling Weights</p><p style="margin-right: 40; margin-left: 40; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; background: #BF0000;">anime<br>Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled</p><p style="border-style: solid none; border-color: black; background: white; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0;">River Styx</p><p style="margin-right: 50; margin-left: 50; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; background: #CF0000;">dudes who still rock trucker hats<br>Circle VI Buried for Eternity</p><p style="border-style: solid none; border-color: black; background: white; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0;">River Phlegyas</p><p style="margin-right: 60; margin-left: 60; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; background: #DF0000;">matisyahu<br>Circle VII Burning Sands</p><p style="margin-right: 70; margin-left: 70; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; background: #EF0000;">The Pope<br>Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement</p><p style="margin-right: 80; margin-left: 80; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; background: #FF0000;">"you guys are totally overanalyzing this"<br>Circle IX Frozen in Ice</p><p><a href="http://www.gaydeceiver.com/misc/hell/"; style="color: red;">Design your own hell</a></p></div>

lol

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/hell.gif

tried to make the punishment fit the crime

<div style="width: 400; text-align: center; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 9pt;"><p style="margin-right: 0; margin-left: 0; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; background: #7F0000;">Pretentiousness<br>Circle I Limbo</p><p style="margin-right: 10; margin-left: 10; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; background: #8F0000;">Looking for a job<br>Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind</p><p style="margin-right: 20; margin-left: 20; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; background: #9F0000;">People who stop dead in front of you when walking<br>Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow</p><p style="margin-right: 30; margin-left: 30; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; background: #AF0000;">Asians racing past my flat in supped up cars with big exhausts late a night. I’m not racist, I see with eyes.<br>Circle IV Rolling Weights</p><p style="margin-right: 40; margin-left: 40; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; background: #BF0000;">Interviews<br>Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled</p><p style="border-style: solid none; border-color: black; background: white; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0;">River Styx</p><p style="margin-right: 50; margin-left: 50; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; background: #CF0000;">People speaking to me who I don’t know<br>Circle VI Buried for Eternity</p><p style="border-style: solid none; border-color: black; background: white; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0;">River Phlegyas</p><p style="margin-right: 60; margin-left: 60; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; background: #DF0000;">Lack of manners<br>Circle VII Burning Sands</p><p style="margin-right: 70; margin-left: 70; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; background: #EF0000;">All but 2 of the bosses I’ve ever had<br>Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement</p><p style="margin-right: 80; margin-left: 80; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; background: #FF0000;">People who didn’t know jade goody but attended her funeral<br>Circle IX Frozen in Ice</p><p><a href="http://www.gaydeceiver.com/misc/hell/"; style="color: red;">Design your own hell</a></p></div>

lol

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