OMG! John Kerry Flip-Flops! Quick, Let's Make A Million Dollars!

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They could have his picture on them and change color depending on what the weather is like! We could sell them outside the Republican convention for 20 bucks a pair! It's summer!

Oops, I just remembered that I have no get-up-and-go or ambition. But feel free to run with my million dollar idea.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

You probably would need a good connection in Chinatown and/or Taiwan though.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

You could be all O. Henry and sell your hair to get the startup funds.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll sell my pocket watch too, but don't expect much 'cause it hasn't worked in like ten years.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

It's a Jump to Conclusions mat.

― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

http://d21c.com/t-flynn/GIFS/FlipFlops2.jpg

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

this GOP thing with Kerry and flip-flop will only endear him to hipsters (but they don't vote).

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I assume these flip flops have writing on the soles so you print JOHN KERRY JOHN KERRY JOHN KERRY in the sand when you walk along.

― Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I bought the coolest flip-flops. They look like astroturf.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

the left flip flop would have "John Kerry" and the right one would have "sucks"

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

It WOULD be the the biggest hit at the convention. You all know in your hearts that this is true.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.somethingcleverer.com/PRD/mt/archives/Half-Grapefruit-2002.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

four weeks pass...

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040831/i/r1741187877.jpg

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Thursday, 2 September 2004 02:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Heh. I meant to post this one:

http://img83.exs.cx/img83/2058/flip.gif

...but obviously my cut'n'pasting was fucked. Still, the point stands.

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Thursday, 2 September 2004 02:21 (twenty-one years ago)

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