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What is the average ilXor like?
How old are they?
Where do they work?
What do they wear?
What music do they listen to?
What are their views on current affairs?
What do they watch on television?
What is their favourite film?

add and answer more questions.

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Whoever they are, they have sideburns and wear flipflops, even the ladies.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 22:50 (twenty-one years ago)

This according to the law of averages.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 22:50 (twenty-one years ago)

they have sideburns

Hurrah for not being average!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 22:51 (twenty-one years ago)

What is the average ilXor like? -- postmodern
How old are they? -- 37
Where do they work? -- art schools
What do they wear? -- cardigans and ten pin bowling shoes
What music do they listen to? -- emo
What are their views on current affairs? -- ilxors don't watch current affairs shows they're common
What do they watch on television? -- MTV [for scorn purposes only]
What is their favourite film? -- High Fidelity

― Which Describes How You're Feeling All the Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

What do they watch on television? Reality tv!

― Jimmy Carter, History's Greatest Monster (Leee), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

What is the average ilXor like? -- postmodern OKAY
How old are they? -- 37 WRONG
Where do they work? -- art schools NOT ANY MORE
What do they wear? -- cardigans and ten pin bowling shoes NO
What music do they listen to? -- emo HAHAHA
What are their views on current affairs? -- ilxors don't watch current affairs shows they're common LOVE THEM
What do they watch on television? -- MTV [for scorn purposes only] DON'T HAVE CABLE
What is their favourite film? -- High Fidelity YEAH RIGHT

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

sorrry, that came out a bit harsh, other Adam!

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I was just being brash.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I have spent too long on the noise board. :(

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 22:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't apologize, I felt the same way.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 23:02 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.uiwt.net/geek.jpg

...but a bit older

― jed (jed_e_3), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 23:12 (twenty-one years ago)

OTM!

― Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 23:12 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck! i was just about to go "but that looks like...!" and realised it looked like everyone on here.

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 23:17 (twenty-one years ago)

dan perry?

― Bumfluff, Wednesday, 4 August 2004 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I *wish* I had that person's fashion sense!

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 23:21 (twenty-one years ago)

it even looks a bit like you dog latin....

― jed (jed_e_3), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

WEll, of course it does. That's his schtick.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 23:30 (twenty-one years ago)

in what way?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v192/doglatin/dumb.jpg

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 23:42 (twenty-one years ago)

now we must all post pictures in tribute to that funny little emo womangirl thing. if anything just to make me look like slightly less of a tit.

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 23:45 (twenty-one years ago)

f*cking hell - seperated at birth!

― jed (jed_e_3), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 23:47 (twenty-one years ago)

IT MUST HAVE EMO GLASSES.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 23:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Didn't look harsh to me, other Adam. :)

― Which Describes How You're Feeling All the Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 5 August 2004 00:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I guess the avg. user would be half male / female.

― jim wentworth (wench), Thursday, 5 August 2004 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Tiresias to thread?

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 5 August 2004 01:21 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/MVC-029F.jpg

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 5 August 2004 01:27 (twenty-one years ago)

My smirk is all wrong.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 5 August 2004 01:27 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, that smirk is SO '99!

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 5 August 2004 01:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Is that Moonee Ponds in the 1950s?

― Which Describes How You're Feeling All the Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 5 August 2004 01:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahah yeah..Dame Edna look out!

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 5 August 2004 02:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I LOVED YOU IN HAIRSPRAY

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Thursday, 5 August 2004 02:02 (twenty-one years ago)

DOG LATIN!

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Thursday, 5 August 2004 02:03 (twenty-one years ago)

DOG LATIN YOU WERE GREAT IN 24 HOUR PARTY PEOPLE!

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Thursday, 5 August 2004 02:03 (twenty-one years ago)

OR WAS IT SHOPPING?

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Thursday, 5 August 2004 02:04 (twenty-one years ago)

STORYTELLING!

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 5 August 2004 02:07 (twenty-one years ago)

She is underage and has a crush on Alex in NYC

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 5 August 2004 02:09 (twenty-one years ago)

What is the average ilXor like? Pedant, taller than average, probably male
How old are they? about 27
Where do they work? Bank/Publisher/Library
What do they wear? Flipflops, not a lot of jewellery
What music do they listen to? The Streets
What are their views on current affairs? Very interesting, don't believe everything you hear though
What do they watch on television? Law & Order, Futurama
What is their favourite film? The Thin Red Line, Spirited Away

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Thursday, 5 August 2004 02:13 (twenty-one years ago)

and keep Tahoe BLUE!

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Thursday, 5 August 2004 02:15 (twenty-one years ago)

What is the average ilXor like? Pedant, taller than average, either quite thin or quite chubby, but infrequently normal

How old are they? 23-27
Where do they work? Student/Library
What do they wear? Flipflops, and other meditated-upon clothing.
What music do they listen to? It doesn't really matter, because they'll be able to justify it in any crowd, and usually by claiming it a guilty pleasure
What are their views on current affairs? Have as many as you can, but ILXors are largely serial-daters rather than parallel daters
What do they watch on television? Freaks and Geeks on DVD, Big Fuckng Brother if they're brits
What is their favourite film? Donny Darko

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 5 August 2004 02:21 (twenty-one years ago)

x j e r e m y, did you go to the nightclub TIME when you were in Norwich?

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Thursday, 5 August 2004 02:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I think ... is that the one with the curvy walls?

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 5 August 2004 02:24 (twenty-one years ago)

...all walls are curvy when you're full of banana daquiris.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Thursday, 5 August 2004 02:26 (twenty-one years ago)

who the hell wears flip flops?

― purple patch (electricsound), Thursday, 5 August 2004 02:26 (twenty-one years ago)

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Thursday, 5 August 2004 02:27 (twenty-one years ago)

what the hell are flip flops?

― purple patch (electricsound), Thursday, 5 August 2004 02:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha... yeah. I went to that one and a really shitty one down by the Adam and Eve, all I can remember is making out with a woman of about 40, who asked me to come home and 'meet the Mr.'

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 5 August 2004 02:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Thongs, Jim.

― Which Describes How You're Feeling All the Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 5 August 2004 02:29 (twenty-one years ago)

As in, the foot ones, not the ones you push up you arse.

― Which Describes How You're Feeling All the Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 5 August 2004 02:29 (twenty-one years ago)

oh.

― purple patch (electricsound), Thursday, 5 August 2004 02:30 (twenty-one years ago)

i almost feel the need to ask my first question again.

― purple patch (electricsound), Thursday, 5 August 2004 02:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I...can't remember any of these places.

But that sounds very "Norwich".

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Thursday, 5 August 2004 02:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Norwich is home to talking cats I saw after accidentally ingesting acid, LCR nights at UEA where I kissed a Luxemborgian princess (Jon will confirm this) and the treadmill on which I broke my leg because I tried to run a mile at the gym while well fucking drunk. I also ended up at a brilliant costume party in a house decorated to look like the bridge of the star ship enterprise talking with a fat white Russian pretending to be Geordi Laforge and with a barette in front of his face and something scarily resembling blackface on his cheeks.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 5 August 2004 02:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Really? You've been to Norwich?

― Which Describes How You're Feeling All the Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 5 August 2004 02:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Lived there for 7 months and Cromer for 1. Should start a thread about it.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 5 August 2004 02:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I have been to many nights at the LCR, but slightly before your time I think.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Thursday, 5 August 2004 03:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Americans know where Cromer is? Blimey. Crabtastic.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 5 August 2004 07:55 (twenty-one years ago)

What is the average ilXor like? Twee as fuck. Very concerned with
How old are they? 27.
Where do they work? In media (the newsagents).
What do they wear? Self-consciouly unhip jeans. "Senseless Things" t-shirt.
What music do they listen to? "Digital Love" over and over and over again.
What are their views on current affairs? As long as Bush is squashed by a million adorable kittens and Michael Moore isn't involved, then they're happy.
What do they watch on television? Television rots the brane (hides rather care-worn remote control behind back).
What is their favourite film? Spirited Away.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 5 August 2004 08:19 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://www.marionpeck.com/images/paintings/roq/albertlg/jpg

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Thursday, 5 August 2004 09:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay then . . .

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Thursday, 5 August 2004 09:54 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.marionpeck.com/images/paintings/roq/albertlg.jpg

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Thursday, 5 August 2004 09:54 (twenty-one years ago)

It really wasn't worth it after all that.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Thursday, 5 August 2004 09:55 (twenty-one years ago)

LIBRARY DUDES REPRESENT!!!!!

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 5 August 2004 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

What is the average ilXor like? Twee as fuck. Very concerned with
What music do they listen to? "Digital Love" over and over and over again.
What are their views on current affairs? As long as Bush is squashed by a million adorable kittens and Michael Moore isn't involved, then they're happy.
-- dog latin (doglati...)

You're confusing 1 pwn 3v3ry+h1ng with the whole of ILX again.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 5 August 2004 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

What is the average ilXor like? Like a baby's arm with an apple in its fist.
How old are they? 29
Where do they work? Near a river
What do they wear? Garden-variety frozen vegetables
What music do they listen to? Nodody wants to talk about it.
What are their views on current affairs? Not as current as they used to be.
What do they watch on television? Film previews
What is their favourite film? Anything adapted from a TV show.

― Huck, Thursday, 5 August 2004 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

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