Neighbours appreciation thread

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Because I miss it and haven't watched it in months. Please tell me:

Who has gone to Adelaide?
Who has come back from the dead?
Who has died in a car crash on the day they were going to propose to their girlfriend?
Who has fallen out of a disused building and hurt themselves?
Who is being stalked by a nutter?
Who is a nutter?
Has Susan Kennedy got her memory back yet?
Hang on a minute - Drew is dead now? What gives?
Is Toady still in it? If not why not? If so then what's he up to?
Who are the fittest characters?
Who are the most annoying characters?
What's happening with the Scullys?

dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 5 August 2004 10:46 (twenty-one years ago)

1. No one
2. No one
3. Dee died in a car crash shortly after marrying Toadie, if that helps
4. Max
5. Max
6. Max's mate Gus. Who caused him to fall out of said disused building
7. Yes, but Karl's had a midlife crisis, divorced her and is now going out with a 26 year old femme fatale called Izzy
8. He died ages ago. He fell off a horse
9. Toadie married Dee, then she died an hour after the ceremony, then he fell in love Sindy, who was going out with a gangster called Rocco. Rocco kidnapped Toadie, but there was an accident and toadie ended up in a coma. Rocco was arrested. Toadie woke up. But the first name he said after coming out of the coma was Dee's, and Sindy's not happy. Life's never easy, eh?
10. Not too many hotties at the moment. Susan's got a new do and is looking quite MILFy. Sindy's alright. Libby's not looking too bad.
11. Serena. Jack.
12. Steph's recovered from cancer and is marrying Max. Jack's an arse. Michelle and Holly Valance are 'in New York.' Joe's been away for months, and is going to die off-screen. Boo!

There you go. It's on in ten minutes.

Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 5 August 2004 11:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I haven't seen this in well over a decade. What are Scott and Charlene up to?

robster (robster), Thursday, 5 August 2004 11:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Harold Bishop's son = a superb piece of casting.

I usually only see five minutes of this before the news.

IIRC the hotties are all in Home and Away these days.

MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 5 August 2004 11:33 (twenty-one years ago)

The crowning glory of Neighbours recently has been Harold having a stroke and TURNING EVIL! it's the best thing ever.

Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 5 August 2004 11:33 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG that's genius!!!

robster (robster), Thursday, 5 August 2004 11:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, I forgot to mention; Izzy's pretty fit for a homewrecking floozy.

Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 5 August 2004 11:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Harold is evil?! I don't believe you!

I love the way you can just tell in Neighbours that someone will have recently been in a car accident/fallen out of a building/been in a coma - normally just before or after a wedding.

New York must be the new Adelaide. Travel is cheaper these days.

dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 5 August 2004 11:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Whither Bouncer?

MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 5 August 2004 12:01 (twenty-one years ago)

he's in dreamland, alas.

dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 5 August 2004 12:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Harold's slowly turing good again. You've missed all the best bits.

Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 5 August 2004 12:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I want Good Harold and Bad Harold to manifest as seperate beings and fight like in Superman 3.

robster (robster), Thursday, 5 August 2004 12:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I think my favourite Harold incident was the time when he was out jogging and someone runs him over. The way he fell was just pure comedy.

MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 5 August 2004 12:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Wooden, please recount the highlights of Barold.

dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 5 August 2004 12:33 (twenty-one years ago)

They released a Neighbours DVD at Christmas innit? It was a bit boring though. It needed to have Bouncer's dream on it.

dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 5 August 2004 12:36 (twenty-one years ago)

He started drinking (oooooh) he left the salvos (hisssss), he insulted everyone and started blatantly perving on women. Not evil as such, but not the paragon of virtue we've known and loved all these years.

The funniest was he spent about two weeks calling Lou 'Kidney Thief'.

Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 5 August 2004 12:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Does anyone remember when Lou and Phil (I think) took magic mushrooms by mistake? They showed Lou's halucination of a flying pig. I'm sure I didn't dream it.

You know you're a lost cause when you start having Neighbours dreams.

Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 5 August 2004 12:38 (twenty-one years ago)

not sure who Phil is, but damn wish I could've seen that.

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 5 August 2004 12:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Phil = mark one Tony Soprano

Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 5 August 2004 12:41 (twenty-one years ago)

not sure how you can take shrooms by mistake either.

MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 5 August 2004 12:41 (twenty-one years ago)

See?:

http://www.ramsay-street.co.uk/episodes/epimages/ep2721.jpg

Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 5 August 2004 12:42 (twenty-one years ago)

eat em.

dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 5 August 2004 12:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Interesting fact: Phillip Pullman takes a break from writing every day to watch Neighbours.

Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 5 August 2004 13:14 (twenty-one years ago)

that's george costanza isn't it?

Bumfluff, Thursday, 5 August 2004 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll never watch neighbours again after what they did to toadie.
It was so transparent, oh we know the idea of dee getting together with him is SOO unreralistic we're just going to kill her off and break his soul in two cos we're that cynical and we're too useless to write stories in which they are together

Bumfluff, Thursday, 5 August 2004 14:29 (twenty-one years ago)

true bumfluff. plus as i say, the car crash thing seems to happen evry month.

dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 5 August 2004 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

The unhinged internal logic of Neighbours is what makes it worth watching.

Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 5 August 2004 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Toadie was in a coma, Dee died, WTF??

My friend told me Toadie had been kidnapped by the mafia, and I believed him.

I miss watching Neighbours, I could just put the telly on, but I can't concentrate on it for than 5 minutes. If I can't watch it twice a day, there's no point.

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 5 August 2004 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

The mushroom-induced dream thing was Jim Robinson and Doug Willis, by the way. And, yes, we've done this before...TS: Home and Away v Neighbours

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 5 August 2004 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Toadie should so have his own spin off:
Toadfish; Attorney at Law.
Bah Bow Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoow.
P.s. you forgot to say that Izzy is pregnant to Gus and is pretending that it's Karl's child and this week she has to fake an ultra sound

The highlight of my week was realising that Neighbours and Home and Away simultaneously have characters with an eye patch.

Nellie (nellskies), Thursday, 5 August 2004 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Toadie was kidnapped by this chap;

http://bbc.net.uk/puresoap/storyupdates/content/neighbours/20040309/images/img_p141_s7286_txd20040309_v2_f6.jpg

a leading light in that most notorious of criminal institutions, the Australian Mafia.

Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 5 August 2004 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Blimey!

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 5 August 2004 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

jel have you been away from ilx recently? it feels like you haven't been around for ages?

Nellie (nellskies), Thursday, 5 August 2004 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Seriously, the break up of Susan and Karl has left me traumatised.

Marianna LCL, Thursday, 5 August 2004 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, I've been around, maybe not as much as before! A few weeks (months?) of only posting one or two messages a day (ennui)...but now I've come back.

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 5 August 2004 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I always wanted Susan and Karl to be my parents

Nellie (nellskies), Thursday, 5 August 2004 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Glad to hear it Jel

Nellie (nellskies), Thursday, 5 August 2004 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

My sister maintains that the reason Susan has such a good figure is she never had children irl. I too am devastated at the Kennedys' break-up. Is Dhal the parrot still in it?

Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

the kennedys will get back together!

cºzen (Cozen), Thursday, 5 August 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it too obvious to comment on that photo of Phil?????? I'm kind of pissing myself a little bit.

scg, Thursday, 5 August 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Last night Joe Scully (well, whoever plays him) walked into the bottle shop down the road from my place as I was exiting it. He was limping, and had a look of extreme pain on his face. It was rather surreal.

Damn you guys are behind in the UK! This whole Lou in jail being razzed by Darcy who - dun dun dunnnn - happens to be his cellmate, is just stupid.

Sha't of a'p Of chreiysy (trayce), Thursday, 5 August 2004 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

joe has been sacked hasn't he?

cºzen (Cozen), Thursday, 5 August 2004 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

In real life you mean? I dunno, is that why he's off the show? Maybe its because of this leg thing, haha!

(I really should stop messing with my screen name).

Chreiysy (trayce), Thursday, 5 August 2004 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

he is off our screens. I think he has been sacked, yeah.

cºzen (Cozen), Thursday, 5 August 2004 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

isn't susan kennedy the famous lesbian?

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 5 August 2004 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

he was sacked for either gambling addiction / drug addiction / sexual harrassment reasons, depending on what story you've heard

purple patch (electricsound), Thursday, 5 August 2004 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

He looked pretty fucked up last night I must say - sort of overweight and shaggy and messy.

Chreiysy (trayce), Thursday, 5 August 2004 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Does anyone in Oz actually still watch it? I heard it was pretty much being made for the UK these days.

The Lou/Darcy thing sounds brilliant. Can't wait.

Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 5 August 2004 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I always thought a sitcom with Lance from Neighbours sharing a flat with Vinny from Home and Away would be fantastic. Unfortunately my letters are routinely ignored.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Thursday, 5 August 2004 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I got into it a bit a couple of months ago (the appeal's worn off now). One thing I think is absolutely great is the fact that Harold is one of the chief screenwriters of the show.

Also nobody's mentioned the hotness that is Skye (or maybe was - before she was blonde). Too young for you guys, maybe? Aparrently she'll be having some sort of lesbian experience soon, which is pretty cool (and brave, yet contrived).

Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 5 August 2004 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I watched it yesterday and poor Lucas Fitzgerald STILL has a gambling problem

kinder, Thursday, 12 September 2013 16:31 (eleven years ago)

Love weird symmetry of IRL Paul being on River City, then reappears in the show with a scottish son

sktsh, Thursday, 12 September 2013 16:36 (eleven years ago)

ha. what IS he like.

last time i saw river city some child had been kidnapped or something. what happened with that?

Waluigi Nono (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 12 September 2013 16:37 (eleven years ago)

Was probably Deek. Everyone on river city is called Deek. Genuinely amazed it's still on tbh. Who watches it besides, like, Tam Cowan?

sktsh, Thursday, 12 September 2013 16:44 (eleven years ago)

MAH MAW AT'S WHO. i prefer it to the big soaps but maybe only because i don't find myself watching it every fuckin night or so when i'm visiting home.

Waluigi Nono (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 12 September 2013 16:47 (eleven years ago)

Last time I saw it, the mother of the kidnapped child had been given a bag containing some of their clothes. No idea what happened after that, I only ever catch the last couple of minutes of it sometimes when waiting for someone else.

I don't think Deek's in it any more.

ailsa, Thursday, 12 September 2013 17:04 (eleven years ago)

someTHING else.

ailsa, Thursday, 12 September 2013 17:04 (eleven years ago)

Plot synopses on wikipedia are highly recommended. As described by a breathless 10yo.

sktsh, Thursday, 12 September 2013 17:10 (eleven years ago)

three years pass...

How and why is Dee apparently back?
Was Steph always back?
Did Toadie ever leave?

kinder, Wednesday, 22 February 2017 13:49 (eight years ago)

I've watched Neighbours maybe once a year for the last ten years, and Toadie has been in it every time.

chap, Wednesday, 22 February 2017 18:57 (eight years ago)

Dee is not Dee but a lookalike who is scamming Toadie for money with help from his other ex Sindi. It is insane and brilliant for being so.

boxedjoy, Wednesday, 22 February 2017 19:40 (eight years ago)

OK that sounds like a prime era bonkers Neighbours storyline.

chap, Wednesday, 22 February 2017 19:56 (eight years ago)

yeah might start watching again

kinder, Wednesday, 22 February 2017 22:05 (eight years ago)

There was an extended and extremely laboured "sausage" metaphor "joke" thing today.

kinder, Wednesday, 22 February 2017 22:06 (eight years ago)

four years pass...

neighboursepisodes.com/

We have the biggest collection of Neighbours episode guides on the internet

visiting, Wednesday, 22 September 2021 19:05 (three years ago)

they sure do!

kinder, Wednesday, 22 September 2021 20:15 (three years ago)

happy to see, by reading the most recent guide, that Toadie is still going strong

《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 22 September 2021 20:32 (three years ago)

that website is bonkers but also deserving of some kind of "best of internet" award.

visiting, Wednesday, 22 September 2021 20:38 (three years ago)

Cant believe I used to be so invested in this show, lol

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 23 September 2021 23:01 (three years ago)

Haha I can't believe I even started this thread. I think I must have watched this show for about a minute

Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Friday, 24 September 2021 07:38 (three years ago)

I watched it pretty obsessively for ten to fifteen years! but the drop in interest was sudden and total.

chap, Friday, 24 September 2021 07:59 (three years ago)

I even did the 'meet the Neighbours' thing when I was in Melbourne and have a photos of myself with Toadie and Dr Karl.

chap, Friday, 24 September 2021 08:01 (three years ago)

any time I read about Neighbours in the tv guide etc I am always amazed at what nonsense they have going on and find myself going through spurts of watching it for a week then abandoning it for months. Recently we've had: Dee Bliss coming back from the dead to have a showdown with her doppleganger (played by the same actress), a polyamorous throuple, and Denise Van Outen as a cult leader. Teatime soaps weren't like that when I was young.

boxedjoy, Friday, 24 September 2021 09:45 (three years ago)

Denise Van Outen as a cult leader?! Don't tempt me to start watching this haha

Sorry, but that is how I feel (Ste), Friday, 24 September 2021 10:26 (three years ago)

haha yeah same! plain jane superbrain came back too iirc.
i still have a massive soft spot for the classic years.

kinder, Friday, 24 September 2021 10:38 (three years ago)

brooke satchwell popping up in s1 of mr inbetween reminded me how much i loved anne of billyandanne.

oscar bravo, Friday, 24 September 2021 10:45 (three years ago)

Miss Lou and Harold as the Erinsborough Matthau and Lemmon

Buckfast in America (Master of Treacle), Friday, 24 September 2021 10:46 (three years ago)

Stopped watching when Charlene didn't turn up to her mother's funeral and it wasn't even mentioned.

Toady has survived so many years by being openly contemptuous of the script, it stops the actor losing the plot, but also doesn't seem to lead to other opportunities elsewhere.

edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 24 September 2021 10:49 (three years ago)

woof at 5:13 12 Sep 13
I like looking at the huge block of text on wikipedia that summarises everything that has happened to Toadfish. No way will I read it but it is soothing to look at.
irl lol
also there'll be 8 additional years since woof posted that

kinder, Friday, 24 September 2021 10:52 (three years ago)

Neighbours vs. Time Travel (TV Mini Series)
Neighbours vs. Zombies (TV Mini Series short)

ok lol what?

Sorry, but that is how I feel (Ste), Friday, 24 September 2021 11:21 (three years ago)

As a bit of a fan watching in the early period, I feel a bit like I jumped ship too soon.

Sorry, but that is how I feel (Ste), Friday, 24 September 2021 11:22 (three years ago)

When Paul Robinson time travels to 1985, he alters 30 years of Neighbours history.

Sorry, but that is how I feel (Ste), Friday, 24 September 2021 11:23 (three years ago)

Natalie Imbruglia was recently in the magazines being shocked that her character has a son who is now in it (he is part of the throuple mentioned above)

boxedjoy, Friday, 24 September 2021 13:30 (three years ago)

Teatime soaps weren't like that when I was young.

― boxedjoy

Neighbours has always a had a bit of an unhinged undercurrent, which is a major part of its appeal - cf Bouncer's Dream, or Jim taking magic mushrooms by mistake.

chap, Friday, 24 September 2021 15:01 (three years ago)

I remember actually seeing a breast once. It was a scene with a girl pinning up clothes on a washing line, for some reason the camera was positioned on the floor looking up at her and as she reached up you could see up her top and pretty sure I saw no bra.

maybe.

Sorry, but that is how I feel (Ste), Friday, 24 September 2021 15:21 (three years ago)

somehow revisiting old Neighbours clips ca late-90s/early-00s is always a very, um, "hauntological" experience for me. I think it's something to do with the incidental music they used at the time, especially during sad moments. there was one piece in particular with guitar that often used to play during the Dee's disappearance storyline, someone on YouTube made an interesting reconstruction, it almost sounds like Resident Evil save room music or an Akira Yamaoka composition from Silent Hill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETxNRMB1W_w

missingNO, Friday, 24 September 2021 15:36 (three years ago)

I've Never Been To Cuba

kinder, Friday, 24 September 2021 15:39 (three years ago)

five months pass...

axed after 37 years, last episode in August.

boxedjoy, Thursday, 3 March 2022 14:47 (three years ago)

thanks, PUTIN

kinder, Thursday, 3 March 2022 16:48 (three years ago)

I haven't watched it in about 15 years but im still sad. I watched it from as far back as I can remember (it started on uk tv when I was 2) until about the mid 00s - when I left university, so probably 20 years.

《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 3 March 2022 17:56 (three years ago)

thanks, PUTIN

Save Volodymyr 'Toadfish' Zelenskyy

Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Friday, 4 March 2022 06:58 (three years ago)

four months pass...

Haven't watched regularly in over 20 years but every time I see a story about the final episode I feel a visceral pang of deep deep sadness, like death is near. I somehow thought I'd accepted my decline into middle age, but I believed the sunny Erinsborough counter-world would just exist eternally, generations of strange adventures for Rebecchis, Daniels, Robinsons. Not so. rip.

woof, Wednesday, 27 July 2022 14:26 (three years ago)

Ya me too. I've started watching the past couple of weeks - veers from tedious corny boreathon to weird in-jokes and random scenarios (just watched a whole 'corporate espionage' gag on the viewer within one ep). Will watch til the end.

kinder, Wednesday, 27 July 2022 14:56 (three years ago)

I was reading that they've been doing some really nice things for the die-hard fans, for example naming characters who appear in one scene after people who campaigned actively on Twitter against the axing.

I don't know how the two actors who play Susan and Izzy kept a straight face during the scenes last week when Izzy turned up in a relationship with the Kennedy son and said to Susan "maybe one day I can call you mum"

boxedjoy, Thursday, 28 July 2022 13:30 (three years ago)

that finale was really cheesy and it did make me roll my eyes a few times but overall I thought it was a really nice way to end the show. Kylie's appearance was utterly pointless though.

boxedjoy, Saturday, 30 July 2022 18:18 (three years ago)

Kind of delightful how much Guy Pearce committed to it - it was all him!

Cannot believe how monstrously and effortlessly Karl and Susan emotionally blackmailed Toadie into reorganising his entire life for their benefit.

technopolis, Saturday, 30 July 2022 19:07 (three years ago)

Cannot believe how monstrously and effortlessly Karl and Susan emotionally blackmailed Toadie into reorganising his entire life for their benefit.

This has convinced me to watch.

chap, Sunday, 31 July 2022 15:47 (three years ago)

Susan was also exceptionally cruel to Izzy in their last encounter - I think it was meant to come across as pity but telling someone "you need to learn to like yourself" is actually quite harsh.

I didn't really click until a friend mentioned it - the show has always been based on families and family units, so the finale having two lesbian couples deciding to pursue their relationships and a gay couple decide to stay in Ramsay St with their "chosen family," that was a nice reflection of how the concept of family has changed in the 37 years or so since the show began. Especially as Home & Away seems to have had no homosexual characters last more than a few weeks.

boxedjoy, Sunday, 31 July 2022 17:12 (three years ago)

Guy Pearce was great! I'm having fun clicking around the fan sites remembering mad old storylines. I watched this show for pretty much my entire life until the late 2000s. A nice way to go out, even if we never got to see Susan's rumoured arm tatts.

kinder, Monday, 1 August 2022 22:27 (three years ago)

Biggest shock for me watching recent episodes: they have actual, licensed music now!
They even had British Sea Power playing in one episode.

kinder, Monday, 1 August 2022 22:30 (three years ago)


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