My High School Sent Me A Letter Asking For "My Yearly Alumni Association Dues"

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And I'm not going to the 5th Reunion.

― Holy Crap! Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Thursday, 5 August 2004 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

send them a tird in an envelope.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 5 August 2004 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Jon, how do you think teachers get paid?

― Huck, Thursday, 5 August 2004 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm still in college! If I don't send them money, am I out of the Alumni Association?

― Holy Crap! Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Thursday, 5 August 2004 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

If you don't send them money, they take back your h.s. diploma!
What the fuck is the matter with you? Do you want the terrorists to win?

― Huck, Thursday, 5 August 2004 15:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I was never contacted about a five-year reunion, come to think of it. I must have given them the slip!

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 5 August 2004 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

They have five year reunions now? That's pretty lame... After five years not enough has changed, and you won't be able to be depressed by how fat everybody's become or impressed by how successful they all are.

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 5 August 2004 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

this dude at my HS started hitting us up for alumni money the day before we graduated.

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Thursday, 5 August 2004 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

"alumni money"

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 5 August 2004 16:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I went to my 5th and got incredibly wasted and busted out a roger rabbit and a worm on the middle of the dance floor in my suit. My 10th I skipped.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 5 August 2004 16:21 (twenty-one years ago)

"busted out a worm"

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

All requests for Alumni Association Dues hould be written in block capitals and sent by a deposed dictator's son in Sierra Leone.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 5 August 2004 16:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Can you send a turd in an envelope? It's a capital idea, but you might run into some problems with leakage and odor. I doubt it would be delivered.

― Kenan (kenan), Thursday, 5 August 2004 16:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Perhaps disguise it as a jar of "preserves"?

― Kenan (kenan), Thursday, 5 August 2004 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

two words: zip lock

― Huck, Thursday, 5 August 2004 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

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