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i'm at work just now and i am barely keeping my eyes open, and there's strange aching of my arms.

what can i do to make myself feel better/more awake/not ache??

1. drink Red Bull (i would put alcohol too but i'm still at work)

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 6 August 2004 11:35 (twenty-one years ago)

2. go to the bathroom and splash cold water on yr face.

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 6 August 2004 11:37 (twenty-one years ago)

3. 30 pushups, followed by slamming your hand in a door.

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 6 August 2004 11:37 (twenty-one years ago)

4. Interweb pr0n

― robster (robster), Friday, 6 August 2004 11:38 (twenty-one years ago)

fisting

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 6 August 2004 11:38 (twenty-one years ago)

6. Read an utterly compelling energy journal which you recently received through the post courtesy of its kindly editor.

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 6 August 2004 11:39 (twenty-one years ago)

4) would be hard to do with the pr0n filter here.
5) are you volunteering?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 6 August 2004 11:39 (twenty-one years ago)

7. morphine

― robster (robster), Friday, 6 August 2004 11:40 (twenty-one years ago)

6) read it! i still think it's funny that sulphurization is a valid word.

i'm going to the loo for 2) and then the shop to try 1)... 3) is a tough one to do at work without people thinking i'm mad.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 6 August 2004 11:42 (twenty-one years ago)

(7) Drink a nice cup of hot tea - it's not the caffeine that'll get you, it's the sheer hot-but-refreshing-ness of it.

― Huey (Huey), Friday, 6 August 2004 11:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Get some fresh air. Alternatively, do you have air con? If so, whack it up quite high so that it's cold & that should wake you up.

― PinXor (Pinkpanther), Friday, 6 August 2004 11:42 (twenty-one years ago)

7a) once again. work people will think i'm weird when i start turning into a giant dinosaur robot that combine into an even bigger robot.

i might also do 7b) and 8) just now! thanks for the tips!

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 6 August 2004 11:43 (twenty-one years ago)

(9) Take lots of slow deep breaths in a meditative position - this will help to shove some good fresh oxygen into your blood and make your muscles and brain less sleepy.

― Huey (Huey), Friday, 6 August 2004 11:43 (twenty-one years ago)

...or you'll just hyperventillate.

― Huey (Huey), Friday, 6 August 2004 11:45 (twenty-one years ago)

3) is a tough one to do at work without people thinking i'm mad

You mean to say 5) isn't???

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 6 August 2004 11:46 (twenty-one years ago)

10. Wet fingers, place in power socket

― robster (robster), Friday, 6 August 2004 11:46 (twenty-one years ago)

done 1,2 and 8 so far, plus walked through sainsburys just then with daft punk on full volume (the walk soon turned to a semi dance) and eating lunch! which might help too.

arm still slightly ache.. will report back in 30 mins

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 6 August 2004 12:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Poor Ken. Did you stay up too late playing Singstar or Scalextric?

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 6 August 2004 12:15 (twenty-one years ago)

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