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There's a giant office in my corridor.

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WTF?

― tiny lizard (deangulberry), Friday, 6 August 2004 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Watch out, guy.

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 6 August 2004 21:05 (twenty-two years ago)

One of the giant fuckers tried to kill me. I'm not kidding. He wanted my tail. My precious tail. Do you know how long it took me to grow that shit, dude?!?!?! I'm shivering. It was frightening.

WHY WOULD SOMEONE PUT AN OFFICE IN THE MIDDLE OF MY LAND?!?!?!?!!? Fuck that. I bit him and left some of my poisonous saliva in his arm. He's totally going to itch like crazy for ten minutes or so. TAKE THAT!

― tiny lizard ... with a vengence (deangulberry), Friday, 6 August 2004 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

It was an arm STUMP, you commonor!

― Jimmy Conners, History's Greatest Lizard King (Leee), Friday, 6 August 2004 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)


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