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•WIZARD-type(?), Older Bi-Guy ISO Intelligent, Spiritual, Younger M or F - 61
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• WIZARD-type, Older Bi-Guy has Wisdom, Grace & Oral Pleasures to Offer
an Intelligent, Spiritual or Unusual and (younger than me) Male or Female for a sensuous Play Date ~
Bi or Bi-Curious & Str8 welcome ~ m4m or m4f - 61 ~ Westside

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• This Invitation is meant to be 'warm & human', rather than 'hot' ~ quite different than what is usually found on CL postings. This is more about the content of your character, than about the content of your underwear. I'm this very eccentric, quite funny, "wizard-ish", 60-ish professor that talks cutting-edge philosophy all day to students. I'm "Bi" and I'm looking to be with a younger guy or younger gal with a bright mind and very curious spirit - maybe somewhat intellectual, mystical, spiritual, meditative, pagan or even quirky. I’d like to share some wise & witty conversation with your head besides enjoying the taste of your body - to sensually touch you, to be very oral with you. Reciprocation? No obligation. Totally your choice about me. No penetration. I’m discrete & distinguished & artistic looking, good body for 60 and live among my books and ethnic art. Ideally, you’re an interesting, unusual person, not just a collection of 'stats'. Tall order for LA! Hopefully you can appreciate that I'd like to share licks & tickles of both body AND mind. I’m offering some kewl(!!!!) quality time with Me as a ‘person’ also! Not just 'service'. There will be few takers of this posting, of that I'm sure. Are you a unique 'unusual' one? Sweet!

So let's explore this traditional ‘older/younger’ alternative direction together...

“The Greatest Risk Is Not Taking One!”

“Why do you limit yourself to having less than you desire?
Meditate on the old saying: Nothing Risked, Nothing Gained.”

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Brief email reply requested that gives me some kind of ‘view’ into you.
A PHOTO always helps. Yours gets mine. Race, gender & age range way open.
I will host. The closer you live or work near me, the easier it is to connect. ‘Near is more dear’.
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NOTE for Newbies to my posting: I’ve been getting some email responses that are only interested in “what’s your stats?”
-- well, a distinguished older gentleman like me doesn’t offer ‘stats’, I offer ‘presence’. And 'experience'. Please no exhausting games of email volley ball, that get weary & go nowhere. Hey, a ‘play-date’ is for healthy sensual play & fun! I'm into simple, sensuous physical pleasure between easy to please, gentle, easy going people. I, just like you, am a whole 'person' also. Unsure Bi & Str8 welcome. Give yourself permission to relax your hesitations about yourself. 'Gender distinctions' (M or F) are strictly for ‘society's’ biological reproduction & religious purposes only -- contrary to what we've been 'taught'. “Gender preferences” & alternatives, on the other hand, are just that, 'preferences' (m4m, m4w, w4m, w4w, tv or whatever) and are simply & enjoyably for legal aged consenting adult pleasure & satisfaction as long as it doesn't harm anyone. Just do your thing. Your body is yours. Enjoy it!

Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 7 August 2004 06:40 (twenty-one years ago)

This is more about the content of your character, than about the content of your underwear.

Phew! I can hardly express my relief.

Harold Media (kenan), Saturday, 7 August 2004 06:45 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah I was checking my drawers with great concern, wondering anxiously to myself, "Do I have what it takes to sex the Wizard?"

Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 7 August 2004 06:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Of course you realize, Gear, that we've both just implied that we're not secure in the contents of our underwear.

Harold Media (kenan), Saturday, 7 August 2004 06:54 (twenty-one years ago)

'Gender distinctions' (M or F) are strictly for ‘society's’ biological reproduction & religious purposes only

Unnecessary emphasis quotes aside, I pretty much agree with this guy's outlook.

Harold Media (kenan), Saturday, 7 August 2004 06:58 (twenty-one years ago)

he lost me at "kewl"

Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 7 August 2004 07:00 (twenty-one years ago)

not that I was "with" him up to that point per se...

Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 7 August 2004 07:00 (twenty-one years ago)

No, the "kewl wizard" guy is a differnt guy. I'm talking about the last ad on the list, which is kinda, almost OTM. If I were lonely and gay enough, this is the one I'd circle.

Harold Media (kenan), Saturday, 7 August 2004 07:05 (twenty-one years ago)

it's all the same guy, though. He's very thorough.

Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 7 August 2004 07:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Heh. I didn't realize that.

And to be honest, if I were lonely and gay enough, I'd circle whatever ad said "big cock, disease free."

Harold Media (kenan), Saturday, 7 August 2004 07:27 (twenty-one years ago)

wow

Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Saturday, 7 August 2004 08:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I’m discrete & distinguished & artistic looking, good body for 60 and live among my books and ethnic art.

Elle a chaud au cul (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 7 August 2004 08:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't understand - why is he a wizard? I'm guessing it's some sort of personal ad code, but I'm clueless.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Saturday, 7 August 2004 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

he is a hippie

kyle (akmonday), Saturday, 7 August 2004 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Cutting edge philosophy, in some of its guises, is indistinguishable from wizardry.

Ian c=====8 (orion), Saturday, 7 August 2004 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

"ladies/guys"

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 7 August 2004 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

A little somethin' for the ladies!
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U know who U R ......and .......precisely what you need!!!

Handsome fellow 4 U.
Tall, blond, blue, muscular & well educated.

New to LA.
Want to develop friendship with "EDGY" gal for erotic fun and adventure and relationship if our chemistry is good.

Beauty and appearance are secondary to high resonating sexual energy reflecting your desires, needs and lusts!

If U R not interested in meeting or getting to know me, would be most appreciative if you would PLEASE be so kind as to advise me where to go to meet HOT EDGY girls who really enjoy sexual adventures coupled with NSA sibling-like friendship.

UR advisement is truly most appreciated since I feel lost in the sprawling LA landscape.

HOWEVER, sharing friendship with you would be the ultimate delight.

U will be pleasantly surprised with me - handsome, accomplished and self-confident.

Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 9 August 2004 03:18 (twenty-one years ago)

but what if it's ian mckellan? that guy is the hottest thing since pelle the conqueror from the hives. but i guess i just wish he was bi though my heart knows the truth.

i actually recently posted an 'ad' on craig's list. it was quite an enlightening adventure since i've never done such before. it's astounding how many people don't even read the ads but most to any breathing female. however i had an amazing brief email affair with one person that made the whole thing worth while. i think i'm only ready for intense abstract literary affairs lately. so if you're nicholson baker and up for it.....
heheh

lolita corpus (lolitacorpus), Monday, 9 August 2004 03:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Hmm the age is about right, Sir Ian is around 61. You know what I really liked? Richard III, that was a great flick.

From what I understand via CL experiments, girls will get 150 responses in an hour from us guys, half of them form e-mails and the other half sleazy.

Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 9 August 2004 04:01 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.fokus.gmd.de/research/cc/magic/employees/christian.fuhrhop/private/Cels/gandalf.jpg

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 9 August 2004 12:17 (twenty-one years ago)

five months pass...
WTF

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/w4m/56839340.html

Riot Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 24 January 2005 11:35 (twenty-one years ago)

is this c****'s ideal woman?

what does 'partially single' mean??

stevie (stevie), Monday, 24 January 2005 12:02 (twenty-one years ago)

It's a sad and beautiful world.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 24 January 2005 12:13 (twenty-one years ago)

what does 'partially single' mean??

"I want to shag someone, but not my boyfriend"

caitlin (caitlin), Monday, 24 January 2005 12:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Reading this I just hear 'Gandalf! Gandalf!!'

Andrew (enneff), Monday, 24 January 2005 13:00 (twenty-one years ago)

her face doesn't really look like that, does it?

stevie (stevie), Monday, 24 January 2005 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)

ROWRR!!

Andrew (enneff), Monday, 24 January 2005 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.digicamhelp.com/photo_collection/mgm_new/images/mgm_logo_line.JPG

stevie (stevie), Monday, 24 January 2005 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

did i just imagine that there was another picture linked here?

> WIZARD-type... Oral Pleasures to Offer

would appear that wizard is hungry 8)

koogs (koogs), Monday, 24 January 2005 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

i 'cleverly' posted the nsfw picture of the scary lady for direct comparison - doh

stevie (stevie), Monday, 24 January 2005 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)

"Do I have what it takes to sex the Wizard?"

Right now, right at this moment, this is one of the funniest sentences I have ever read. I am repeating it to myself and laughing. It will fade, hopefully.

As for the beguiling LA satanist...I like her boots.

Ash (ashbyman), Monday, 24 January 2005 21:29 (twenty-one years ago)

'Gender distinctions' (M or F) are strictly for ‘society's’ biological reproduction & religious purposes only

Cutting-edge philosopher-wizard doesn't understand the difference between sex and gender!

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 24 January 2005 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

four weeks pass...
I'm swm-student, sks; 2rent w/you.. U lick hairless testicals?

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Reply to: anon-*********@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-02-23, 11:07AM PST


...I am one who reacts emotional, in squirming/mouns, in "feelings that" -is so hard to retain/holding back as it's so rare to recieve this. I am straight mannered and (don't-have the interest)-of " being turned-on to a guy's body, visual/mentally -as you do. U a guy whom would be a regular into giving my smooth hairless testicals a good swabbing in prolong sessions of deep affectionate play by your tongue. (For those only who can share, their pad ).It's the " feel of what you do," that's exciteing.

So, unless you can share your pad, we could (not) meet. I've been wiend-well since preteen years around my gay friends and had experiences that I miss having now. . Looking for a guy who would come to glendale to meet me and see if we could live together, your pad. You; what you do to me and what you see in me that you'ed enjoy. Me; what I feel, from what you do.

Not wanting any tuff/tattoos or muscular types as I'm not into masculine guys. Your age, even senior is great. Your look/body isn't important at all....So, consider this instead of always going out there. I'm off-line after 4 p.m as I use the libraries, p.c. --(None, at home). So, if you contact me, might send a phone.


Rent me your "living room" $130/month or trailer, den or just sofa or couch. That way, you could be regular with me, nitely.

I have a 6 inch hose/cut and very clean. Nothing else I could do as I know profoundly in my limits-experienced. If you believe your a muscular/masculine guy, might not work as I like softer/gentle-presence, warm-sense of a person. I'm a local resident & don't travel. Wanting a guy who can use the companionship. ...I use the bus, don't drive. I travel by MTA-bus soley for school. No reply to those asking for a photo. I'm t.c. & can't wait to hear from you. Send phone, okay.

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Can we hook this guy up with the Sex Wizard?

sugarpants (sugarpants), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it wrong to expect prospective scrotum-lickees to be able to form complete sentences?

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm thinking "yes."

sugarpants (sugarpants), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

That dude wants a sugar daddy and all he's offering is some misspelled "testicals"- sheesh! Clearly whatever they keep in those libraries isn't, er, rubbing off on this loser.

Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 21:37 (twenty-one years ago)

come on guys, clearly babelfish is broken.

firstworldman (firstworldman), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

"I have a 6 inch hose"

makes watering the lawn and washing the car quite a chore i bet.

"Send phone, okay."

okay, what kind phone U want?

eman (eman), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I think "testicals" is a contraction for "testicle testimonials".

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 February 2005 03:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not sure what a smooth, hairless testimonial is, though.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 February 2005 03:27 (twenty-one years ago)

TesTical 2000: Judgement Day

eman (eman), Thursday, 24 February 2005 05:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Someone needs to activate their testicular bravery

Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Thursday, 24 February 2005 09:11 (twenty-one years ago)


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