ice cream van product names based on bands

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1. White Stripes - ice lolly with strawberry and lemon red and white layers

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 8 August 2004 10:50 (twenty-one years ago)

2. The Sundaes

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 8 August 2004 10:50 (twenty-one years ago)

3. The Lollies

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 8 August 2004 11:55 (twenty-one years ago)

4. the icypoles

― purple patch (electricsound), Sunday, 8 August 2004 12:07 (twenty-one years ago)

the "Til Tuesdays" - so big it'll take you a week to eat it!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 8 August 2004 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

A-Ha - snacky ice treat with glowing metal spikes inside (name of product based on customer's confused open-mouthed scream)

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 8 August 2004 22:57 (twenty-one years ago)

"the Yazoo" - butt-plug shaped sicle

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 8 August 2004 22:57 (twenty-one years ago)

a "Belle and Sebastian" - shaped like a railing, gives you a dose of thrush

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 8 August 2004 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

"Chuckberry"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 8 August 2004 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)

the "Rapture" - a haloed jesus figurine made of frozen marzipan

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 8 August 2004 23:03 (twenty-one years ago)

"Type O Negative" - cherry-flavored dreck

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 8 August 2004 23:04 (twenty-one years ago)

"Foetus"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 8 August 2004 23:04 (twenty-one years ago)

the "Swan" - like a Dove bar but gives you a headache

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 8 August 2004 23:05 (twenty-one years ago)

"The Sweet" - 100% sweetened condensed milk, hand-stirred with edible glitter and frozen overnight

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 8 August 2004 23:07 (twenty-one years ago)

The You Am I - tastes like coffee and cigarettes and gives you a hangover.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 9 August 2004 00:51 (twenty-one years ago)

the only way to make the "Talking Heads" shut up.. is to eat them!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 9 August 2004 00:53 (twenty-one years ago)

"daddy I want a Sex Pistol"

"No"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 9 August 2004 00:55 (twenty-one years ago)

The "TMBG" - brightly coloured, with a bubblegum centre and a whistle embedded in it somehow - but when you get to the end theres a rather bitter aftertaste.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 9 August 2004 00:56 (twenty-one years ago)

eight months pass...

aw, this thread was where Tracer Hand and Trayce first started their illicit love affair!

"The strokes" - deep fried haggis flavoured ice cream

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 14 April 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)

WTF Ken! hehehe.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 15 April 2005 01:54 (twenty years ago)

I quite liked my TMBG iced lolly - I had forgotten I posted that.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 15 April 2005 01:54 (twenty years ago)

Elastica - Delicious dark chocolate shell + french vanilla ice cream with one bitter, gag-inducing rubberband somewhere inside (if you find a condom, you get one more Elastica free!

Bobby Brown - frozen brick of coke with sugar water

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Friday, 15 April 2005 02:05 (twenty years ago)

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