What's Not Gay?

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Really, what?

― Billy Donkler, Monday, 9 August 2004 05:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Errrr.....Woodwork?

― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 9 August 2004 05:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I dont even know what this is asking.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 9 August 2004 05:46 (twenty-one years ago)

It's asking what's not gay.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 9 August 2004 05:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I think it's woodwork.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 9 August 2004 05:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not gay, but I can't say no to a nice fat cock in my ass.

― Harold Media (kenan), Monday, 9 August 2004 05:47 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.nicolebass.com/cover.jpg

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 9 August 2004 05:47 (twenty-one years ago)

well, we've all been curious.

(xpost)

― purple patch (electricsound), Monday, 9 August 2004 05:48 (twenty-one years ago)

http://i.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/greasnin~08-08-04-orang.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 9 August 2004 05:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I was about to say gangsta rap but then I remember something Dom posted that I just saw on the Nu-Excelsior thread.

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 9 August 2004 05:50 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.buttmagazine.com/img/StipeNote.jpg

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 9 August 2004 05:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I know, I know! Having sex with a member of the opposite sex! Do I get a cookie?

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 9 August 2004 05:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Sad isn't Gay.

― Krankenhaus, Monday, 9 August 2004 05:52 (twenty-one years ago)

A cookie? That's rather gay isn't it?

― Krankenhaus, Monday, 9 August 2004 05:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Hmm. I don't believe Purple Patch's post is an x-post

― Krankenhaus, Monday, 9 August 2004 05:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Cookies are bi.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 9 August 2004 05:54 (twenty-one years ago)

That's still gay, surely

― Krankenhaus, Monday, 9 August 2004 05:55 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://www.msbaseball.com/photogallery/NYM/mike_piazza/I%20AM%20NOT%20GAY.jpg

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 9 August 2004 05:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, saying you're bi is gay. QED. Or summat

― Krankenhaus, Monday, 9 August 2004 05:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Elope with me miss private

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 9 August 2004 05:59 (twenty-one years ago)

(x-post)

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 9 August 2004 05:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Guitar pedals?

― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 9 August 2004 06:06 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.users.waitrose.com/~victorian/post2/p16a.jpg

― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 9 August 2004 06:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Gayest thread ever.

― Harold Media (kenan), Monday, 9 August 2004 06:12 (twenty-one years ago)

That Nicole Bass pic is gonna be my new answer for every stupid question.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 9 August 2004 06:16 (twenty-one years ago)

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3741324661

― Billy Donkler, Monday, 9 August 2004 06:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll tell you what isn't gay - camp.
It's a defence strategy invented by homophobes, over history
(I know my theory is shit but I so want it to be true.)
to ridicule homosexuals as "women".
Lokk at the Greeks. Took homosexuality to a fine art.
Manly fuckers (so to speak). Noble, masculine, courageous
unashamed of their physicality or sexuality. Gay as fuck.
There must be other examples. Help me.

― Bumfluff, Monday, 9 August 2004 06:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Michaelangelo. Leonardo. Both very butch.
Both gaymen.

No one mention Mr Humphries at this point.

― Bumfluff, Monday, 9 August 2004 06:24 (twenty-one years ago)

TS:Stephin Merritt vs. Rufus Wainwright

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 9 August 2004 06:26 (twenty-one years ago)

William Burroughs vs Oscar Wilde

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 9 August 2004 06:26 (twenty-one years ago)

These are redhot hunks of manliness, to be sure

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 9 August 2004 06:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Well shooting stuff's pretty tough I guess

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 9 August 2004 06:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Is mathematics gay?

― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 9 August 2004 06:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Ian McKellan vs Graham Norton

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 9 August 2004 06:29 (twenty-one years ago)

You're joking right?* Maths is the most masculine disipline evah!

*I didn't realy need to write this

― Bumfluff, Monday, 9 August 2004 06:31 (twenty-one years ago)

wasn't that beautiful mind guy John Nash or whatever his name was really bi but they whitewashed that in the movie?

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 9 August 2004 06:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah. His real name was Rod Nash but they changed it

― Bumfluff, Monday, 9 August 2004 06:36 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry

― Bumfluff, Monday, 9 August 2004 06:39 (twenty-one years ago)

no that was pretty funny

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 9 August 2004 06:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Watching pornography alone is neutral, like eating a sandwich - It's neither straight nor gay.

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 9 August 2004 07:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Darts? Snooker?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 9 August 2004 08:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Michaelangelo. Leonardo. Both very butch.

and very well documented. butch! haha!

Darts for sure. Snooker, no - too much bending over.

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 9 August 2004 08:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Watching pornography alone is neutral, like eating a sandwich - It's neither straight nor gay.
-- dog latin (doglati...), August 9th, 2004 8:58 AM. (later)

depends on the porn, surely. like for sandwiches it depends on the filling.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 9 August 2004 08:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Darts = Men with jewllery competing for eachothers' affection.
The drink helps them to avoid being nervous.

Snooker = Two love rivals wielding phallus substitutes poking some balls. Into holes.

― Krankenhaus, Monday, 9 August 2004 08:29 (twenty-one years ago)

snooker yes i mean. it's confusing.

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 9 August 2004 08:29 (twenty-one years ago)

snooker is totally gay. you should see the way stephen hendry walk, and ronnie o'sullivan too. and omg Dominic Dale!!!!!!!

http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/parsonsnose/photos/RegalWelsh/DaleRW2.jpg
http://www.laboremus.no/snooker/Plr/Img/Whitehead/gp97_ddale.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 9 August 2004 08:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Being homeless.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 9 August 2004 09:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Smalltown Boy?

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 9 August 2004 09:13 (twenty-one years ago)

King Missile

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 9 August 2004 09:15 (twenty-one years ago)

"Gays don't vomit. They're a very clean people. And they've been that way ever since they came over to this country from France."

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 9 August 2004 09:20 (twenty-one years ago)

A mug of tea is not gay.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Monday, 9 August 2004 10:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Nethack.

― Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Monday, 9 August 2004 10:14 (twenty-one years ago)

COBOL.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Monday, 9 August 2004 10:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Hunting for food.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 9 August 2004 10:28 (twenty-one years ago)

the definitive list of things that aren't gay: brown paper envelopes, course co-ordination booklets, remote controls, darts, tupperware, x-box, budweiser, elliptical stylii, red t-shirts, ?, deleuze & guattari, sockets, dry skin, washed hair, train stations, kilwinning, goldeneye n64, the percentage sign, captain picard, cd spines. everything else is gay.

― cºzen (Cozen), Monday, 9 August 2004 10:38 (twenty-one years ago)

i was once called 'faggot' whilst wearing a red t-shirt.

― purple patch (electricsound), Monday, 9 August 2004 10:45 (twenty-one years ago)

so that casts a slight doubt on your list

― purple patch (electricsound), Monday, 9 August 2004 10:46 (twenty-one years ago)

tupperware is fucking bent.

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 9 August 2004 10:51 (twenty-one years ago)

especially if you put it in the microwave for 20 minutes like i did.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 9 August 2004 11:21 (twenty-one years ago)

x-box is most definitely the most macho looking of the consoles. Ultra-macho = gay.

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Monday, 9 August 2004 11:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Belle and Sebastian fans calling noise dudes "NERDS"

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 9 August 2004 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Captain Picard, not gay? It's like NOTHING makes sense anymore.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 9 August 2004 14:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Spicy food is not gay.

― Wooden (Wooden), Monday, 9 August 2004 14:37 (twenty-one years ago)

A mug of tea is not gay.

The mug of green tea I just drank was exceptionally gay.

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Monday, 9 August 2004 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Stereophonics

Stereophonics aren't gay. Thankfully.

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Monday, 9 August 2004 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)

No, they're just pants.

― Wooden (Wooden), Monday, 9 August 2004 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

but are pants gay?

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 9 August 2004 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

"fancy trousers"

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Monday, 9 August 2004 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Leopard print thongs are.

Xpost

― Wooden (Wooden), Monday, 9 August 2004 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

lol cozen lol lol

― g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 9 August 2004 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I have since changed my mind.

― cºzen (Cozen), Monday, 9 August 2004 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Black Dice

― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 9 August 2004 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

no, not gay.

― cºzen (Cozen), Monday, 9 August 2004 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Kelly Jones COULD be

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Monday, 9 August 2004 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Testicles.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 9 August 2004 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.hawking.org.uk/pics/pics.html

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Monday, 9 August 2004 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

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