Paris Hilton beaten Up By Ex Boyfriend Allegedly

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July 31, 2004 -- A bruised and battered Paris Hilton is telling pals ex-boyfriend Nick Carter hit her, leaving the ugly marks on her face and arms.

Maybe the pics and the story is fake?
I'm completely suspicious of this but perhaps someone can verify its authenticity?

― Anon Anon, Tuesday, 10 August 2004 00:31 (twenty-two years ago)

supposedly she actually got the bruises from some S&M fashion shoot pictorial and Nick is breaking into hysterics about the rumors.

Who knows?

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 00:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Well I suppose she could come out and deny them if its not true.
But Now noone will believe it anyway. Maybe they're hoping it just goes away.

― Anon Anon, Tuesday, 10 August 2004 00:35 (twenty-two years ago)

is she actually posing in some of those pics there or is her back just majorly fucked up?

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 00:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't know, but thats some nasty bruises.

― Anon Anon, Tuesday, 10 August 2004 01:22 (twenty-two years ago)

WTF is that necklace she's wearing? This is no time for mini-harmonica playing.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 01:37 (twenty-two years ago)

yes, it's too piercing

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 01:38 (twenty-two years ago)

she obviously must be pretty embarrassed about the bruises, judging by how hard she's tried to cover them up and how she stayed home till they went away and all.

oooooh wait.....

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 01:40 (twenty-two years ago)

She denied this the other day and made out w/Nick a bit, I think. They looked like sex bruises to us anyway

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 02:01 (twenty-two years ago)

what about her ears?

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)

she looks like she could do with a good square meal. i always bruise really easily when i'm too skinny too.

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 02:07 (twenty-two years ago)

RJG- Dunno, what about them?

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 02:08 (twenty-two years ago)

That one picture in which Nikki is looking at her with concern leaves me feeling vaguely ill. Paris has this expression on her face like she's showing off an engagement ring or something. Which is fine if she's all "ooh look at my rad bruises" -- who hasn't done that at least once -- but her sister looks all distraught over it.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 02:10 (twenty-two years ago)

they look like a rugby player's.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 02:11 (twenty-two years ago)

okay, not quite but some kind of funny remark.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

ok i didn't notice her ears before but now you've pointed them out they look deformed in some way. are they on the wrong angle? an odd shape? hmmmm

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 02:17 (twenty-two years ago)

she's a bleeding ELF

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 02:22 (twenty-two years ago)

so maybe those are wings on her back and not just her emaciated shoulderblades poking through her singlet?

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 02:25 (twenty-two years ago)

i'd pay more money to take a good shot at her with a golf club than I would to sleep with her.

My biiiiirthday is coming, people!

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 02:58 (twenty-two years ago)

perhaps she'd rather you do the golf club thing, too, if you were to let her choose.

where does all the money that people pay to sleep with or take shots at her go, anyway?

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 03:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah, it all goes up their noses.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

in my experience, yes, up their noses.

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 03:08 (twenty-two years ago)

you'd think she'd be able to fund that, otherwise; it's terrible what addiction will drive people to.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 03:09 (twenty-two years ago)

i'd take a shot from a golf club for very little money. Very little.

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 03:11 (twenty-two years ago)

how much?

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 03:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe ten bucks. No headhunting.

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 03:14 (twenty-two years ago)

What if I bought you a beer?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 03:15 (twenty-two years ago)

where do you live?

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 03:15 (twenty-two years ago)

"I" = "a person" obv.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 03:15 (twenty-two years ago)

imported or domestic?

I'll be in Knoxville, TN as of September. Suddenly worried that roxy may very well take me up on this now that we'll be living in the same city.

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha, I was wondering when that would dawn.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 03:19 (twenty-two years ago)

i'd pay more money to take a good shot at her with a golf club than I would to sleep with her.

that's about the nastiest fucking thing i've read here in quite a while. are there any celebrities you DON'T want to assault?

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 05:30 (twenty-two years ago)

roger has special needs.

― |a|m|t|r|s|t| (amateurist), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 05:31 (twenty-two years ago)

In the words of the french guy at my hostel 'it is better to love then to hate'.
Roger's probably trying to say that if Paris tried to rape him, he'd defend himself with a golf club.
In a roundabout way.
Maybe he's not saying that at all.

― Nellie (nellskies), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 05:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't see how anyone could NOT want to see Paris Hilton beaten. That bulldog-looking skuzzball Nicole Richie is much, much worse, though. I mean, at least Paris isn't hideous. Brontosaurus-esque, yes, but not hideous. And I don't just mean on the outside, either.

16 celebrities Roger Adultery would never, ever assault:

Mickey Rourke
Edward Norton
Clint Eastwood
Mena Suvari
James Gandolfini
Gary Oldman
Al Pacino
Jesse James
Cheryl Hines
John Goodman
Harrison Ford
Billy Bob Thorton
Jay Z
Chuck Zito
Donal Logue
Renee Zellwegger

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 05:44 (twenty-two years ago)

you should have a badge.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 05:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I meant, badgeR.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 05:48 (twenty-two years ago)

you're tellin' me

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 05:48 (twenty-two years ago)

should we send a warning to every famous person who isn't on that list?

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 05:50 (twenty-two years ago)

nah, not yet. There's more, those are just the first batch that came to mind. The list of those I'd enjoy killing is much, much bigger though, rest assured

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 05:54 (twenty-two years ago)

that thing on her lip is a herpe from sucking mucho cocko.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 10:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Does Roger Adultery often refer to himself in the third person or just when he's contemplating killing/not killing? I must admit I'm creeped out. What would he be doing with a golf club anyway? It doesn't seem like his sport. Judging from the list, he wouldn't attempt to hurt men known to be tough guys. I'm intrigued by his choice of the three women on the list.

I bet the list of those he'd enjoy killing would have wimpier guys on it.

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 11:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Mickey RourkeEdward NortonClint EastwoodMena SuvariJames GandolfiniGary OldmanAl PacinoJesse James Cheryl HinesJohn GoodmanHarrison FordBilly Bob ThortonJay ZChuck ZitoDonal LogueRenee Zellwegger

is quite random. aside from most of 'em being overrated fifth-raters, what's connecting them?

― ENRQ (Enrique), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 11:43 (twenty-two years ago)

In your post, a lack of spaces.

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 11:44 (twenty-two years ago)

"I bet the list of those he'd enjoy killing would have wimpier guys on it."

I dunno, who's wimpier than Ed Norton?

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 11:52 (twenty-two years ago)

He's the token wimp.

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 12:04 (twenty-two years ago)

So, Paris Hilton then. How come there hasn't been a class war yet? Her partying around, and the press eating it up, is so Marie Antoinette. No fooling. Vive la revolution.

― activisionary, Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:08 (twenty-two years ago)

And then she said, "let them eat coke".

And verily shit hit the fan.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:10 (twenty-two years ago)

"après moi, le déluge (du vomi des bouches des filles riches)"

― |a|m|t|r|s|t| (amateurist), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:21 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_1055800.html?menu=entertainment.celebrities

― Rumpy Pumpy, Friday, 13 August 2004 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

So, Paris Hilton then. How come there hasn't been a class war yet? Her partying around, and the press eating it up, is so Marie Antoinette. No fooling. Vive la revolution.
-- activisionary (pitfal...), August 11th, 2004.

OTM. RIOT!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 13 August 2004 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Elle est certainement un signe de l'apocalypse.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 13 August 2004 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

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