Defend The Indefensible - Beetroot

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WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND EATS THIS SHIT?!

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 08:54 (twenty-one years ago)

i love beetroot. raw beetroot, cooked beetroot, beetroot salad and my all time favourite - beetroot chocolate cake. it's yummy. stains easily though.

gem (trisk), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 08:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I love beetroot too, especially proper fresh beetroot that has been roasted, mmmmmn.

I'm not too keen on the pre-cooked stuff you buy though, that my mum always used to get for salads.

Vicky (Vicky), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 08:56 (twenty-one years ago)

My dad. He also eats piccalilli.

Ricardo (RickyT), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 08:56 (twenty-one years ago)

It's OK if you don't think about the colour staining your lips and teeth and making you look like an old man who's let himself go.

Nice roasted, too. Not too keen on the vinegar thing.

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 08:57 (twenty-one years ago)

My least favourite food ever (along with tripe). No defence.

Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 08:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Beetroot tastes of soil. I used to eat soil when I was little. So it has fond nostalgic memories of a more innocent time.

Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 08:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Penelope, you'd have loved this thread then.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 08:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Matt DC you are a menko, beetoot roXor! In all its forms. I was a big big fan of the Baby Beet pickled beetroot in jars when I was a kid and they were a weekend Hester tea table staple. Occasionally, I would eat fresh beetroot too and take a beetroot slice and see what the smallest segment was that i could cut it into. I would start with a half, then take it down to a quarter, an eighth and so on. I could never get beyond 1/256.

These days, I love the little strips of beetroot that come in many prepacked salads.

The only bad thing about it is that it stains.

Beetroot's a useful food and drink colorant. It is used in Vimto, for example.

MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 08:59 (twenty-one years ago)

when i was in sweden, we were ordering fud,and a finnish guy in our group wasn't sure what the english word beetroot was, so everyone was was trying to explain it, and he only got it when i went "it's purple and disgusting". cos it is. and everyone knows it.

true story, yo. and badly told to boot. i pwn.

g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 08:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Has anyone ever had borsh (sp)?

MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 09:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Thanks, Matt.

Shudder.

Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 09:01 (twenty-one years ago)

i've had borsch. it's yummy. maybe because it has beetroot in it. heh.

gem (trisk), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 09:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Beetroot is great, but has the same problems of staining as red cabbage.

___ (___), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 09:04 (twenty-one years ago)

where can you get borsch? Suggestions pls.

MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 09:04 (twenty-one years ago)

make it! i have had it at eastern european restaurants i think. it's delish with sour cream!

gem (trisk), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 09:05 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe I can get some in Tallinn. I'm going there next week.

MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 09:07 (twenty-one years ago)

If you can find a dairy kosher restaurant, there's a good chance you'll find borscht on the menu.

Dickerson Pike (Dickerson Pike), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 10:03 (twenty-one years ago)

beetroot with salad cream fucking rules!!

pete b. (pete b.), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 10:07 (twenty-one years ago)

In London your best bet is either the Gay Hussar in Greek street or the Russian Social clubb in Balham, maybe also the Czech social club in West Hampstead

Porkpie (porkpie), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 10:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Great things to do with beetroot:

Betroot and orange salad
borscht
beetroot humous
beetroot in slad generally
source of dye for tie-dying and batik by hippies

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 10:09 (twenty-one years ago)

So awful.

C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 10:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I've never been a fussy eater but I tried beetroot once when I was little and vowed never to touch it ever again in my life.

dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 10:10 (twenty-one years ago)

it's nice in juice too

gem (trisk), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 10:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Best way to eat beetroot:

1. Dig up fresh ones from the garden
2. Boil in salted water until barely soft
3. Peel and eat with butter that melts over it + salt
4. Remember to not freak out when pee is red the following day

Yum!

Hanna (Hanna), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 10:25 (twenty-one years ago)

But the pickled (?) kind in tins is indeed not very tasty.

Hanna (Hanna), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 10:26 (twenty-one years ago)

All I can remember of beetroot is having the pickled variety when I was younger & it was digusting. Am intrigued by hannah's idea though. But what does beetroot actually taste like?

PinXor (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 10:39 (twenty-one years ago)

i always forget that it's actually quite sweet and am pleasantly surprised when i eat it. especially as i don't really have a sweet tooth.

gem (trisk), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 10:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck beetroot when you've got tasty open sandwiches with bacon, turkey and cheese sauce.

dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 10:50 (twenty-one years ago)

i admit beets (i have never heard the word 'beetroot' in America, but maybe i've just missed it) are an acquired taste (they certainly were for me), but most people have never had good ones, only dealing with those awful packaged discs of canned vegetable included in salad bars, and good beets (which are not only big and red/purple but also, and especially, small - "baby beets" - and white, orange or yellow) are truly great things when fresh and cooked (steaming for baby beets) lightly (so that they are crisp, or you have to still bite into them a bit) and simply (adding, if anything, a glaze rather than dressing), perhaps paired with similarly-cooked similar root vegetables (carrots, parsnips, etc.). and if you cook them slightly longer, they go very well in vinegar-based salads that are focused on the beets themselves, with greens kept simple or reduced to frisee. the beet and goat cheese salad is now pretty much a fixture on New York restaurant menus.

or maybe this is just Americans' sweet tooth again - beets have the highest sugar content of any vegetable

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 10:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I know lots more women who loooooove beets than men. Make of this what you will. But perhaps it is cuz a beet resembles a blood-red moon and tastes like elemental soil and all women are wiccans at heart. Just a guess. My best friend maggie even has a tattoo of a beet on her arm! And my beloved bride maria loves them so much that it scares me a little. But, um, my data is based on 4 or 5 women I have known who love them to death and 2 or 3 men who don't.(including me.) I would need further funding to extrapolate further.

scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 11:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Roast beetroot is luvverly.

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 11:07 (twenty-one years ago)

also: Beetroot crisps!!

Porkpie (porkpie), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 11:19 (twenty-one years ago)

oooh yeah beetroot and parsnip crisps, awesome!

gem (trisk), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 11:20 (twenty-one years ago)

It's a lovely colour!

mei (mei), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 11:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh my god. There have been days when I've eaten nothing but beetroot. It's so yum I could die.

Jellied beetroot rules. As does beetroot in a roo burger. Mmm.

Marianna LCL, Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:44 (twenty-one years ago)

roo burger
Euw!

PinXor (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

i love beetroot. LOVE IT. it's cold borscht season now, which makes me very happy.

lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Roo burger: No, seriously it's the best. The Eagle Bar Diner on Rathbone place do fabulous ones. With beetroot. And they do vodka milkshakes too!

Marianna LCL, Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I've eaten kangaroo once. in, of all places, Brussels.

MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:52 (twenty-one years ago)

*shudders*

PinXor (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Where can you get kangaroo in London? This is urgent and key.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Dining out? Or dining in?

Marianna LCL, Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Beets, definately defensible, unlike wasps. x-post lauren, I have never had cold borscht-where is it available? Kosher diners, like warm borscht? My favorite meal when I'm feeling blue is mac and cheese with Harvard (Sweet & sour)beets made with a recipe that my mom got from a tavern in PA/NJ when she was young. Cold slimy beets in salad bars are rubbish though.

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Either in or out. I suspect out would be preferable though, bearing in mind I'm unsure of the best way of cooking marsupial.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Big Island Produce (http://www.big-island.co.uk/) supply Kangaroo, Emu, Ostritch, Croc etc. for you to cook at home.

Dining out - the aforementioned Eagle Bar Diner. I have seen a load of restaurants featuring Kangaroo steak on their menu, though their names have escaped me. Apologies.

Marianna LCL, Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:01 (twenty-one years ago)

you can get borscht in any good polish restaurant in london - patio in south kensington springs to mind, also there is a nice one in shepherds bush whose nbame i forget that does both red and white borscht. (i assume the white borscht is not made with beetroot?) a big bowl of this delicious soup comes sprinkled with dill and with small ground beef wonton-style dumplings floating around in it. delicious.

how do you roast beetroot? just clean a raw beet and roast it? or do you have to boil it first for a little while like potatoes?

dave amos, Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I boil it first for about 5 minutes, but remember not to boil it too hard and not to trim the stalks at all, so you get the reddest beetroot possible.

Then just roast in olive oil, maybe a little rosemary, quartered

Porkpie (porkpie), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:06 (twenty-one years ago)

jocelyn, there are loads of polish/russian/eastern european hybrid restaurants in nyc that have cold borscht in the summer. veselka on 2nd avenue has my favorite, although it's not my favorite place overall. i'm not sure where you are, so i don't know if that info is of any help.

lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:07 (twenty-one years ago)

thanks porkpie. have often wondered what to do with raw beets! maybe i'll have to wait until the winter and try a root vegetable roast medley.

dave amos, Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

One thing I like to do with beets/beetroot = after Thanksgiving/Christmas/[insert non-denominational American commercializied "holiday" event] dinner, I like to take the turkey carcass & leftover meat chunks and stew it in veg broth with beets & taters & carrots. Once it's simmered for a few hours, I take the main turkey carcass out, and voila awesome red brothed turkey veg soup.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

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Violaine has been staying with us recently and the other evening the two of us were playing Scrabble in English and she kept doing things like turning 'mule' into 'temulent', 'late' into 'fellate', and 'mania' into 'sophomania' with many attendant double word scores and such, all the while saying, "Oh, I never have such luck when I play this in French". I rather harshly uttered the ILE curse, "Go eat a bag of dicks." She looked at me incomprehendingly and I said, off the cuff, "Va manger un sac de bites." Well, she had assumed by 'bites' that I didn't know the word for beet in French and had simply inserted the English word as is, sadly, my wont. The next day when I got home she had made a lovely beet salad with goat cheese in a terragon vinaigrette. My girlfriend, of course, loathes beets and she took it almost as a form of aggression. The little coquette meanwhile looked at me, smiled as sweetly as can be, and said, "Les beets, on en mangera ensemble mon cher Michael." Is this love or war? Either way, I fear for my very life.
-- Michael White (mwwhites...) (webmail), August 6th, 2004 2:21 PM. (Hereward) (link)

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

i wonder about you, sometimes.

lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

You can roast them like potatoes, too-- trim the greens off (and keep them-- rinse them well and sautee them, as Lauren says), trim the end of the root, wrap them in aluminum foil, and roast them at 375 until you can easily stick a fork in them (35 minutes or so, depending on the size). If some beets are bigger than others, cut them so the pieces are the same size.

When they're done, you can easily slip the skin off, under cold water if they're still oven temp.

Cut them up to bite sized chunks, and add some vinegar, oil, salt, pepper, and herbs.

Dickerson Pike (Dickerson Pike), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

i wonder about you, sometimes.

Get in line. Take a number.

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

i love gold beets . . . red beets . . . the slightly more white beets with red lines running through . . .

kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

borscht is pretty darn nummy. and i loooove beetroot in a proper hamburger.

purple patch (electricsound), Thursday, 12 August 2004 00:06 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005LNV8.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 12 August 2004 07:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Beetroot = yum in just about any form. wtf?

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 12 August 2004 07:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I've never heard that Mental As Anything song, so I'm going to compose my own set of lyrics instead

It doesn't matter just how much it rains
It won't wash away these beetroot stains
That look much more like blood than dirt
Now that they've soiled my once pristine shirt

There's only one way to get on the level
That's to pop to Tescos for some Stain Devil
And as I put the final touches to my ballad
I'm wishing I'd left beet out of my salad

MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 12 August 2004 07:37 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

Yeah what the hell, beets are great!

(NB to Brits: "root" is redundant)

I have a friend who keeps talking about "my favorite dish", Harvard beets, even though I've only ever made them once.

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 13 September 2007 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

i can take them or leave them. i agree we should just say beet(s). do people even pluralise 'beetroot'?

blueski, Thursday, 13 September 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

beetreet

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 13 September 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

My gf's mum makes amazing beetroot soup. Seeing as frequent visits to Gdansk are impractical, inferior but still good beetroot soup can be obtained from Hajducek, a Polish restaurant a short distance from my home.

Grandpont Genie, Friday, 14 September 2007 13:10 (eighteen years ago)

So what do seppos call the leaves of the beet?

Mark C, Friday, 14 September 2007 13:12 (eighteen years ago)

what, these guys?

Seppo Evwaraye (born 1982), Finnish National Football League offensive guard
Seppo Kääriäinen (born 1948), Finnish politician
Seppo Kolehmainen (born 1933), Finnish film actor
Seppo Pääkkönen (born 1957), Finnish actor
Seppo Räty (born 1962), Finnish javelin thrower
Seppo Simola (1936-2003), Finnish shotputter
Seppo Telenius (born 1954), Finnish writer
Seppo Arnold (1917-1980), Estonian doctor.

Grandpont Genie, Friday, 14 September 2007 13:13 (eighteen years ago)

beetroot isn't completely redundant tho i think cause the leaves are edible too (i think)

Kim, Friday, 14 September 2007 14:25 (eighteen years ago)

apparently i think too much

Kim, Friday, 14 September 2007 14:26 (eighteen years ago)

carrotroot

potatoroot

Tracer Hand, Friday, 14 September 2007 14:33 (eighteen years ago)

square rootroot

Grandpont Genie, Friday, 14 September 2007 14:35 (eighteen years ago)

Leaves are edible, and v. nice sauteed.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 September 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

"beet(s)" is typically used to refer to the food, which does not include the leaves. when referring to the leaves as food, we say "beet greens"

gabbneb, Friday, 14 September 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

the beetnuts
beet, petite

gabbneb, Friday, 14 September 2007 14:38 (eighteen years ago)

thebeetrootles

gabbneb, Friday, 14 September 2007 14:38 (eighteen years ago)

1. Peel or scrub
2. Grate
3. Add many, many toasted black and white mustard seeds
4. Add parsley, lemon, oil, garlic, bitta sugar.
5. Eat delicious snack
6. Pee funky

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 14 September 2007 14:41 (eighteen years ago)

"want any corn?"

"ew, i don't eat husks"

"sorry, i mean corn kernels"

Tracer Hand, Friday, 14 September 2007 14:41 (eighteen years ago)

how much beetroot do you have to eat to change the colour of yr pee?

Grandpont Genie, Friday, 14 September 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

Tracer, you philistine. You eat the tassels.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 September 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

one of the best first post-second post combinations on ILX?

Just got offed, Friday, 14 September 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

beetroot is my favorite food. peeps be crazy.

sunny successor, Friday, 14 September 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

how much beetroot do you have to eat to change the colour of yr pee?

Not very much.

Beetroot, quartered and roasted, is so so good, warm or cold. Especially yum when roasted with parsnips and rutabagas and turnips and carrots in a mix of gorgeous fall root vegetable colors, so earthy and sweet.

Jaq, Friday, 14 September 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beeturia

robertwolf8080, Friday, 14 September 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

I wonder if there's a correlation between beeturia and asparagus pee.

Jaq, Friday, 14 September 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

Weird, I thought it happened to everyone.

Beetroot, though -- there's no such thing as a bad vegetable, just bad preparation.

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 14 September 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

I LOVE BEETS I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM SO MUCH.

When I was four I'd get in trouble with my mom for going to the garden and digging her beets up and eating them like popsicles. It's not exactly inconspicuous when you leave big piles of dirt around and have magenta stains all over your face. I ate almost all the beets. JUST FOR ME HAHAHA THEY ARE MY BEETS

Abbott, Friday, 14 September 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

hello ilx

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1165/1426998013_3591eeef14.jpg

I boiled the beets whole and then sliced them and put goat cheese on top. The beet greens are sauteed with garlic, olive oil, S&P, and rice. The beets are from a neat farm right here in the city--we have so many uninhabited and destroyed buildings that someone decided to put a community farm on a big patch of vacant land. The greens were especially fresh and yummy.

teeny, Sunday, 23 September 2007 11:45 (eighteen years ago)

I am, right now, eating one sandwich with avocado, beetroot, tomato and ham and it is delightful. It would be so much worse without the beet.

W4LTER, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 02:07 (eighteen years ago)

And yesterday I had a McOz. Which is like a Quarter Pounder with some gimpy salad and a slice of beetroot.

S-, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 02:40 (eighteen years ago)

Is this a real McDonalds offering or is it like the time I only had peanut butter and hamburger buns and had to invent the McSkippy?

Abbott, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 04:11 (eighteen years ago)

The Beetroot risotto at Mistura in Toronto = best risotto evar

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 27 September 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

five months pass...

I am a recent convert to the Beet. My god, it is tasty. And I love that it turns everything else in the salad bowl bright pink.

Masonic Boom, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 12:46 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.amws.com.au/clouds/images/beetroot.gif

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

Apparently Australian bands like beetroot?

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

Wow, that album cover is, like... *so* 1995.

Masonic Boom, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

My recent beet risotto.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

I need to figure out more things to do with beets because I like to eat them but have no idea how to prepare them except cut them up and chuck them in stuff. (Usually baked beans. Oh, the pinkness.)

Masonic Boom, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 16:03 (eighteen years ago)

Beetroots are awesome

Roast them with sweet potato, apple and pear and eat with duck.

Jarlrmai, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

I roasted some beets for the first time yesterday, and ate one cut up with blue cheese, olive oil, kosher salt and balsamic vinegar. Very nice! The red pee later was pretty funny, esp. since I also had blanched asparagus, so it was smelly red pee.

Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

That album cover's kinda 1957

gabbneb, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

Beet lovers such as I must accept, sadly, but with unquivering lip, the fact that beet haters can rarely, if ever, be converted. It is a question of personal taste. The same is true of mushroom haters.

Aimless, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 17:03 (eighteen years ago)


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