The opposite sex in pantz?

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How much do you like looking at them? Do gurlz like boyz in pantz even 10% as much as boyz like gurlz in pantz?

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 12:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Do ladies enjoy the sight of an obviously and unavoidably clearly-defined penis?

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 12:14 (twenty-one years ago)

If it's erect, yes.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 12:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Though I am not a gurl.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 12:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Surely half the manpants available in the shops these days get round the issue of an obviously and unavoidably clearly-defined penis?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 12:17 (twenty-one years ago)

What if you don't want to get round the issue?

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 12:44 (twenty-one years ago)

You can buy cock-sock pants that have a sock for yr cock in them.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 12:45 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'm not a gurl, not yet a lady..." - Ricardo, you must make this your karaoke anthem NOW.

I'm giggling because I now have the impression that all of Mark's underwear is made of cling film/Saran wrap. As Matt says, most underwear DOES obscure the genital region (unless of course your penis and scrotum actually blend in together like a tennis ball with a Gonzo nose, in which case I am exiting the conversation).

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 12:46 (twenty-one years ago)

But it doesn't, Dan! If you favour the fairly closely fitting shorts (rather than the loose, cotton boxer), then unless you're teeny, your jarvis will make its location pretty visible!

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 12:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Close fitting shorts fuXXor yr sperm, innit?

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 12:48 (twenty-one years ago)

but mmm snug briefs

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 12:49 (twenty-one years ago)

IF I MAY? As a GURL? For pants to be sexy on a man they have to be a) really good pants and b) on a really good man. In other words women are fussier.

As for the clearly defined penis, well it's only sexy to me if it belongs to someone with whom I am sexing. Otherwise it's just embarassing.

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 12:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Well yeah, its LOCATION, but not every nook and cranny! That's the first thing I thought when you said "obviously and unavoidably clearly-defined".

At any rate, I think most hetero/bi women would get THE FEAR if they saw a man in underwear and he had no discernable stuff.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 12:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Like Ken? Yeah, that would be kind of a turn off.

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 12:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I think boys in pants are very sexy indeed! I love seeing my boy in his tight boxer-pants & when you can see some definintion there when something has, erm, come up so to speak, so much the better! rowr!

― PinXor (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 12:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Er, I mean plastic Ken not ken c. Obviously. Not that I've seen him in pants. I don't think.

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 12:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Euw archel! Was it the pic with the disco ball that made you fantasise about ken? It was wasn't it?

― PinXor (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 12:54 (twenty-one years ago)

getting out of bed in the morning wearing pants with the biggest morning wood you've ever had, c/d?

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 12:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Sometimes I like to put on sweat pants and prance around with half a fatty.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 12:57 (twenty-one years ago)

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 12:57 (twenty-one years ago)

oh xpost!

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 12:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I think this hilarious, much joy to be had, in sooo many ways! No not like that! oh well maybe a little!

― PinXor (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 12:57 (twenty-one years ago)

(unless of course your penis and scrotum actually blend in together like a tennis ball with a Gonzo nose, in which case I am exiting the conversation).

We saw something like this, last Friday, Coney Island, dude in a bright orange Speedo with what may be the first confirmed sighting of camel toe on a human male. Unpleasant indeed.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 August 2004 12:57 (twenty-one years ago)

(p.s. you're welcome to take a look the next time, obv)

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 12:58 (twenty-one years ago)

ILX Calendar folks...

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 12:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I sleep naked. Sometimes, when I sit up on the edge of the bed and stretch before standing, it's as if Kenny from Sout Park is nestled between my legs.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 12:59 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://www.ibiblio.org/jmaynard/TRONcostume/unifinalf.jpg

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 12:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Euw archel! Was it the pic with the disco ball that made you fantasise about ken? It was wasn't it?
-- PinXor (pinkestpanther4...), August 11th, 2004 1:54 PM. (later)

and there's nothing "Euw" about it!!

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 12:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Bingo u r BAAAAAAAAAAD.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:00 (twenty-one years ago)

now i am the one who is rolling around

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:00 (twenty-one years ago)

And so the circle is completed.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Again?
x-post

― PinXor (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Would it be bad of me to start a "What do you look like IN PANTS" thread?

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:03 (twenty-one years ago)

yes but it is INEVITABLE now

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)

The Americans will disappoint you.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Just to clarify: I was not fantasising about Ken's pants.

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:05 (twenty-one years ago)

start a "what does your sister look like in pants" thread sick!!!!

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:05 (twenty-one years ago)

aw :( xpost

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I SO WANT to.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:05 (twenty-one years ago)

When it comes to sex I'm similar to the thriller in manilla
Bitches call me Horse the pussy filler

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Can we go back to Dan's unless of course your penis and scrotum actually blend in together like a tennis ball with a Gonzo nose, in which case I am exiting the conversation).? It's worth visiting twice, at least.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)

i think there should be a 2005 calendar featuring twelve or so of the posters deemed best in pants. I'd buy it. Mouthy would wack off over it.

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Incentive to pose for calendar fading...

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:08 (twenty-one years ago)

ugh.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Dog Latin's siter DOESN'T post [yet], dur.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe Jon Williams could sort out some animated gifs?

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:10 (twenty-one years ago)

June - Chickenbear (always rare, always naked)

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:10 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/jcoombs/nakedme.gif

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Outrageous!
http://webpages.charter.net/cmvenuti/images/lr.jpg

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Lional Richie has no dick?

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:16 (twenty-one years ago)

So that's why she divorced him.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I have some pants like this but this is probably not exactly what I look like in them :/
http://www.marksandspencer.com/Images/Catalog/Product/B/T815042B.jpg

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I luv Archel now.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:18 (twenty-one years ago)

uh-oh

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:19 (twenty-one years ago)

haha

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh dear. Would it help if I told you I have those pants, but in a size 20?

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm a man, wimmen's sizes mean nothing to me.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I've been alone with you inside my mind
And in my dreams I've kissed your lips, a thousand times
I sometimes see you pass outside my door
Hello, is it my dick you're looking for?
I can see it in your eyes
I can see it in your smile
You're all I've ever wanted
My arms are open wide
Cos you know just what to say
And you know just what to do
And I want to tell you so much, I love you

I long to see the sunlight in your hair
And tell you time and time again, how much I care
Sometimes I feel my heart will overflow
Hello? I've just got to let you know
Cos I wonder where you are
And I wonder what you do
Are you somewhere feeling lonely
Or is someone loving you
Tell my dick how to win your heart
For I haven't got a clue
But let my dick start by saying, I love you

Hello
Is it my dick You're looking for?
Cos I wonder where you are
And I wonder what you do
Are you somewhere feeling lonely
Is someone loving you?
Tell my dick how to win your heart
For I haven't got a clue
But let my dick start by saying
I love you

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:22 (twenty-one years ago)

THAT'S TAKEN 8 MINUTES?!

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:24 (twenty-one years ago)

i only just found the thread! plus i was busy telling my sister you fancy archel now.

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:25 (twenty-one years ago)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo...........

[sorry Archel, not that you care, but DL's sister is my first internet crush!]

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:26 (twenty-one years ago)

dl: Substitute 'dick' for 'wang' and you're onto a ~~wanger~~winner!

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:27 (twenty-one years ago)

So in this alternate video, the blind woman is sculpting something else, then.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Ew ew ew.

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:34 (twenty-one years ago)

"My memories of touch helped in sculpting it."

"...um, maybe you need a better memory." *pants unfurl*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

And I thought that video could not be improved...

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Well my friends the time has come
to raise the roof and have some fun.
Throw away the work to be done.
Let the goolies play on...
Everybody sing, everybody dance.
Lose yourself in wild romance.
We're going to look for my goolies, karamu, fiesta, forever.
Come on and sing along.
We're going to look for my goolies, karamu, fiesta, forever.
Come on and sing along.
All night long.
All night long.
All night long.
All night long.
People dancing all in the street.
See the rhythm all in their feet.
Life is good, wild, and sweet.
Let the goolies play on...
Feel it in your heart and feel it in your soul.
Let the goolies take control.
We're going to look for my goolies, karamu, fiesta, forever.
Come on and sing along.
We're going to look for my goolies, karamu, fiesta, forever.
Come on and sing my song.
All night long.
All night long.
All night long.
All night long.
Once you get started you can't sit down.
Come join the fun, it's a merry-go-round.
Everyone's dancing their troubles away.
Come join our party, see how we play!
Tom bo li de say de moi ya
Yeah, Jambo Jumbo.
Way to parti' o we goin'
Oh, Jambali.
Tom bo li de say de moi ya
Yeah, Jambo Jumbo!
We're gonna have a look for my goolies.
All night long.
All night long.
All night long.
All night long.
We're going to look for my goolies, karamu, fiesta, forever.
Come on and sing along.
We're going to look for my goolies, karamu, fiesta, forever.
Come on and sing along.
All night long.
All night long.
All night long.
All night long.
Everyone you meet
they are jamming in the street
all night long.
Everyone you meet
they are jamming in the street
all night long.

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm going home now. 4 A WNK.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)

good. now stop filling up ILX with this childish filth!

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:43 (twenty-one years ago)

"ALL NIGHT WANG", DAMMIT!

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:44 (twenty-one years ago)

All Night Schlong

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)

you do one then, foolio!

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)

And I thought that video could not be improved...

I wonder if he still has the same tremulous look on his face when he calls her up, in this case to ask after her possible desire to search for genitals.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm too foolio for schoolio, Scooby. Peep dis:

These chicks don't even know the name of my cock
But they're all on it like they wanna rock
Cause once it blows they know that I be the man
All because I will no longer need my hand

My cock
My cock
My cock
My cock
My cock
My cock
My cock
My cock
My cooooooooooocccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

― B12 (Barima), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

what song is that?

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

D12 (Eminem and his 5 friends) - 'My Band'.

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahaha, 'all night long' is on the radio!!!

― PinXor (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:23 (twenty-one years ago)

no way?!

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Way! fiesta forever, aaaallll niggghhhtt sccchhhhlllooonnggggg

― PinXor (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

everything's on the radio with you. It'll be Koi Carp Company again now won't it? ;-)

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

today's challenge: the first ilxor woman to get onto:

OnlyUndiesClub
http://www.onlyundiesclub.com/

...now don't be shy !

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Heh, don't make me get that damn jingle in my head you!! ;-)

― PinXor (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread explains Nicole Ritchie.

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Nothing explains Nicole Ritchie.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Doing cocaine via testicular injection.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I concede the point.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

(I wad going to write "Ballerina Quim" but that would involve looking up the lyrics to "Ballerina Girl" and I thought HELL NO.)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:36 (twenty-one years ago)

You don't need to do that, you can type them from memory. A different but obvious example:

Penis lover don't walk on by
Penis lover don't make me cry...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:37 (twenty-one years ago)

keep spending most our lives living in a wanka's paradise.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

dl - it's bluddy on again! 'Aaaaaaallllllllllll niiiiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhttttttttttt llllllloooooooooonnnnnnnnngggggggg'

― PinXor (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 12 August 2004 12:01 (twenty-one years ago)

http://pw62.free.fr/page25/cn024.jpg

Monica Bellucci needs no pants. Wow.

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Thursday, 12 August 2004 12:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude!!!!! Nakedness at work!!

― PinXor (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 12 August 2004 12:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Her bum looks kind of pointy.

― Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 12 August 2004 12:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I have my back to a wall! And it's Monica! It's not porn! it's beautiful!

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Thursday, 12 August 2004 12:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd point at it.

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Thursday, 12 August 2004 12:06 (twenty-one years ago)

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