Being naked for things one is not normally naked for

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Last night there was a guy in a flat across the courtyard from mine cooking his dinner in the nude. OK, it was a hot night, but he could have at least drawn the blind. I don't think I've ever cooked dinner in the nude.

― hmmm..., Wednesday, 11 August 2004 12:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Can you tell it's the summer?

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 12:56 (twenty-two years ago)

This is NOT a Sick Mouthy thread.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 12:57 (twenty-two years ago)

whats with all the el joyo de sexo threads today. Grillin in the nude sounds like a great idea.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 12:57 (twenty-two years ago)

It sounds terrifying. Especially if you're cooking anything that's likely to spit.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 12:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I did push-ups in the nude last night; there was an extra incentive to keep tight-control o'er my downs, lest I drop and crush the twins. Never cooked dinner, but I did write a term paper (on Martin Denny, nonetheless) totally nude when I was in college.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 12:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd be worried about splashing my bits!

― PinXor (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 12:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I have been known to use my privates to define how low I need to take my push-ups.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I also used to sometimes work in the nude (during the summer) when I worked from home.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:00 (twenty-two years ago)

You'd need to keep safe distance (and possibly a splatter screen) between the grille and yourself or risk an unintentional top-browning of the bleeker.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Family dinner

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I've contemplated asking my girlfriend to cook in the nude... but I guess it's not the same thing.

― some cat from Japan, Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Funerals

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I've posted to ILE nude. And no one even noticed!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Radio show

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh we did!
x-post

― PinXor (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Driving naked can be really quite spiritual.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:03 (twenty-two years ago)

hippy

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:03 (twenty-two years ago)

until you get pulled over.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Tuomas, we just assume you're always naked.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:04 (twenty-two years ago)

i've vacummed bare ass.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd imagine antique outdoor games are especially fun in the nude:

naked quiots
bareassed bocce
naturist minigolf
birthday suit pogo-sticking
skin stilts
buttbaring croquet, etc. etc.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Naked Trampoline! (NOTE: I have acutally done this)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:05 (twenty-two years ago)

or pulled off

xpost

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I've also wrestled nude in a sandbox (as an adult, not as a kid), Ancient Greek style. I lost. After the match I suggested to the two girls who were our audience that they'd do a bit of lesbian mud-wrestling in their turn. They refused.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Lesbians just need to be more FUN, don't they?

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:07 (twenty-two years ago)

naturist minigolf

getting yr ball wedged between yr opponents' nekkid bumcheeks C or D?

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:07 (twenty-two years ago)

D. But hitting it out is hella C.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:08 (twenty-two years ago)

the person might be expected to install themselves as a permanent feature of the course "the 10th hole is hella difficult!"

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:10 (twenty-two years ago)

My sister swears that every so often she sees a naked guy walking around in a neighboring office building. This is in downtown Washington, DC, not a particularly unbuttoned city.

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

No naked trampoline! </michelle>

― Ricardo (RickyT), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:27 (twenty-two years ago)

unless it's Shell

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:28 (twenty-two years ago)

vacuuming I've done, but sand shot back at my bare feet, is there something wrong with my vacuum? I just figured one wasn't supposed to do it naked.

― dr. whatever, Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I've been naked at home at least 95% of the time for the last couple of weeks. No one sees me, and it's hot. This has included posting to ILX, cooking, vacuuming, and everything else.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

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