They both seem to be in good shape for their age.Kerry has the reach.Bush is a bit younger.Kerry has actually killed a man before.Bush thinks he has God on his side.
I think it could be a decent fight for a couple of old guys. Considering the snide remarks both are making at each other, it might come down to an actual fist fight.
I'd like to see how much cash people would pay to see it on payperview.
― earlnash, Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)
hmmm
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)
Here's what'll happen:
Kerry will put a hand on Bush's forehead, and thus hold him back by keeping him at arms length. Bush will throw puny punches but he will be too far away for his blows to connect.Bush will tire, and when he finally falls to the ground, panting and exhausted, Kerry will fall upon him like a rabid wolf.Kerry will crack open Bush's skull to get at the tasty brains inside. At the instant the skull is open, the vaccuum within will implode.Finding nothing in Bushes skull (except some Cocaine residue and a few spent cigarette butts, Kerry loses interest and goes to hunt down Cheney and Ashcroft.
― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)
― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)