Taking sides - eating a kangaroo versus raping a pensioner?

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This is a thread for calum, well known reasonable human being and animal rights protestor, wh would rather anally rape yr gran than eat an ostrich bugrger. FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

raping a granny obv!!!! the poor dear probably never had any for years!!! i'll be only doing her a favour. and anally doing it has the added benefits of her not having to look at my hideous face! i'm so considerate to wimmin sometimes.

― c man (ken c), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

This is very lame indeed boys.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

although an ostrich is probably asking for a bit of anal pleasure too sticking head in the sand with his bum sticking out like that.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

But ostrich burger is fucking disgusting, surely?

― Karim, Wednesday, 11 August 2004 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

i've never had an ostrich burger actually.. kangaroo burgers are great though.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

More or less disgusting than rimjawing my gran?

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

The Swans should make a 7" of "Raping A Pensioner"/"Eating A Kangaroo"

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I once had a kangaroo steak. Very lean, quite rich, not unlike a good rump steak. I had it medium-rare, I thought it was pretty tasty.

― Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wednesday, 11 August 2004 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Ostrich is red meat, 99% fat free, and taste sensationeriffic.

Say one more thing about my granny and I'll be eating a you burger buddyboy.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

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