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Raping a Human Being vs. Systemic Murder of Animals likely to have intelligence on par with ours (Dolphins, Great Apes, etc.)

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Can we rape the dolphins instead?

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

A Dolphin Gang Rape of Children vs. a single Human raping a dolphin

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Sticking yr dick in a can of tuna vs um, summat else.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Raping a Human Being vs. Systemic Murder of Animals likely to have intelligence on par with ours (Dolphins, Great Apes, etc.)

In what situation would you be forced to choose one or the other?

― na (Nick A.), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Cing on Tuna in a can vs. Cing on SPAM in a can

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

In what situation would you be forced to choose one or the other?

This is where a James Bond movie would make productive use of an Evil Genius to stage manage the plot to this point. The imperiled dolphins would be conveniently displayed on the first of two giant television screens, with the imperiled damsels shown on the adjacent screen. Hired goons would be prominent on both screens, grinning with malice. Bond is then forced to choose. It's simple, once you know how.

― Aimless The Unlogged, Wednesday, 11 August 2004 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

This is a hard question. Is she pretty?

― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 11 August 2004 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

What about the systematic murder of rapist animals?

― na (Nick A.), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 17:43 (twenty-one years ago)

The lure is in the water, lets start the motor going.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought it was a mud shark.

― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 11 August 2004 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

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