Things that make you go "HUH?"

"First, show some respect. Secondly, I am conservative. I do not want to be kissed by any man but my husband," she told a town hall meeting in Laguna province, south of Manila.

Alright...they were just talking about a huge woman on the news. She lived
in Florida and hasn't been off her couch in, they estimate, 2-3 years. Her
skin is intertwined with the fabric on the couch and they had to cut a big
hole in the house to get her out to go to the hospital!!!!
If she hasn't moved in 2-3 years, WHERE WAS SHE GOING TO THE BATHROOM????

oh barf

Peterson was heard saying on one of the tapes that he believed "The Shining" -- in which a crazed novelist tries to kill his wife with an ax -- was the best movie ever made.

Frey, a massage therapist and single mother of two, told the court Tuesday that Peterson told her a string of lies as their relationship progressed, including denying he was married.

Frey said that throughout their brief relationship, which began November 20, 2002, Peterson showed affection for her daughter, Ayianna, now 3. Frey also has an infant and left the courtroom briefly Wednesday to feed the child.

In one tape played Wednesday, Peterson said he wanted to take Ayianna somewhere where there was snow.

RICHMOND, Texas (AP) -- A man who said the movie "The Passion of the Christ" prompted him to confess to strangling his girlfriend pleaded guilty Wednesday.

"I take full responsibility for my actions, and I plead guilty," Dan Leach II told State District Judge Brady Elliott.

Despite the confession, Leach had pleaded innocent, and his murder trial had begun Tuesday with jury selection.

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OK, come on does this guy really deserve life??!?!

I'd choke a bitch, too. "Dammit, how am I gonna have this baby? AND WHERE WILL IT COME OUT?????"

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Why fetishize software? Every piece o' wax referenced in this thread can be downloaded for free as a high-quality rip on any number of servers. If you're all so wildly into obsolescence, why not collect early 20th century iceboxes or crank telephones? I don't mean to unnecessarily irritate, but isn't actually hearing music at your leisure (while maintaining a semi-comfortable lifestyle) better than spending wads of hard-earned dough at dreadful joints like Kim's or Bleecker Bob's, and living hand-to-mouth on yr ex-girlfriend's sofa? Most significantly, you can put tens of throusands of albums on an external hard drive. Gross weight of typical record geek's fetish crate: 298 kg. Conversely, 120 GB HDD: 0.75 kg.

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-- alt-cºzen (null.nul...) (webmail), August 15th, 2004 7:45 AM. (later) (link)

haha huh? s/he's kinda otm. and not at all 'morally bankrupt'.

HUH?

LOOK AT THE SHAPE OF THE SIGN

Man's multimedia liver search pays off

An estimated 120,000 bees held residents of the apartment building and nearby homes hostage in Santa Ana, California after the children pelted their 500 pound (227 kg) hive with rocks on Thursday, Santa Ana Fire Captain Steve Horner said.

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The quarter-ton honeycomb, which may have accumulated inside the apartment wall for years, was so big it was threatening the structural integrity of the two-story building, Horner said.