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Fuck off, I'm going to bed.

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I might watch some telly first.

― You'veletyourclassdownyou'velettheschooldownandyou'veletyourselfdown (Wooden), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 23:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Hear hear! Telly before bed is grebt.

― Selflove (Wooden), Thursday, 12 August 2004 00:11 (twenty-two years ago)

pizza before bed is grater

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 12 August 2004 00:13 (twenty-two years ago)

The two are not mutually incompatible.

― Selflove (Wooden), Thursday, 12 August 2004 00:16 (twenty-two years ago)

A wolf before bedtime is perfect.

ihttp://www.dogpawz.com/skylos/diapers/Bedtime%20004.jpg

― Selflove (Wooden), Thursday, 12 August 2004 00:23 (twenty-two years ago)

eight years pass...

Fuck off, I'm going to bed.

― Charlie Slothrop (wins), Monday, 5 August 2013 22:19 (thirteen years ago)

shouldn't this be on ILM?

― phased squirtle tarps (Noodle Vague), Monday, 5 August 2013 22:27 (thirteen years ago)

night

― Charlie Slothrop (wins), Saturday, 10 August 2013 23:58 (thirteen years ago)

i ended up getting a sweet tea. night!

― markers, Saturday, 10 August 2013 23:58 (thirteen years ago)

three months pass...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gY5TlD4o83A/TpokUnRd7FI/AAAAAAAANdE/Wathj4cH4N0/s1600/good-night-baby.jpg

― you can get fuckstab anywhere in london (wins), Wednesday, 13 November 2013 01:36 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/dv66j31.gif

― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 13 November 2013 01:38 (twelve years ago)

http://images.45cat.com/jackie-gleason-to-a-sleeping-beauty-capitol.jpg

― Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 13 November 2013 08:15 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

βœ“

― i am curious #yolo (wins), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 02:07 (twelve years ago)

we sleep but the world raves on

― mitch hedberg and kevin hart (sleepingbag), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 06:10 (twelve years ago)

Fuck off, I'm going to bed.

― clouds, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 07:11 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

Merry Xmas everyone ^_^

― sad banta (wins), Wednesday, 25 December 2013 00:37 (twelve years ago)

Happy Christmas!

― Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Wednesday, 25 December 2013 00:51 (twelve years ago)

Fuckin wrecked and place is a mess and fuckit

― lorde othering (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 December 2013 00:56 (twelve years ago)

3 small children ODing on Xmas excitement, sapping my will to carry on. Can I black out yet?

― Ornate Coleman (Moodles), Wednesday, 25 December 2013 01:17 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

Bumping for imago

― poller saturation point of "beyonce" poller, eg (wins), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 20:34 (twelve years ago)

:D :D :D

― super lovely music lover (imago), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 20:35 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

shit

― Internet Alas (wins), Sunday, 16 February 2014 00:18 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-_RgFzPze8

― Pedro Mba Obiang Avomo est un joueur de football hispano-ganΓ©en (nakhchivan), Sunday, 16 February 2014 00:24 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

1 hour ago, hopefully

― wins, Thursday, 15 May 2014 22:00 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://37.media.tumblr.com/09aea43f5d44282fa94089e8c16b6e64/tumblr_mucqeyfj3k1qz5q5lo1_500.gif

― mikelovestfu (wins), Thursday, 29 May 2014 22:38 (twelve years ago)

three months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXEOESuiYcA

― Onan Pullett (wins), Saturday, 27 September 2014 01:37 (twelve years ago)

still on a bus you cunts

― pretentious over rated bloody old rubbish (imago), Saturday, 27 September 2014 02:28 (twelve years ago)

ha ha!!

― mattresslessness, Saturday, 27 September 2014 02:29 (twelve years ago)

Wow, and here comes a man to explain why my emotions are wrong, time to remove the bookmark from the thread and go to bed. Thanks! Goodnight.

― mookieproof, Saturday, 27 September 2014 02:33 (twelve years ago)

on another bus wishing I was in bed

I helped two ppl get home with some quite intricate guidance, p impressed w myself

― pretentious over rated bloody old rubbish (imago), Saturday, 27 September 2014 02:58 (twelve years ago)

fuck off

― zero content albums (darraghmac), Saturday, 27 September 2014 11:39 (twelve years ago)

Bit early to take to your bed m8 u ok?

― Onan Pullett (wins), Saturday, 27 September 2014 12:14 (twelve years ago)

fuck off he's gone to bed

― pretentious over rated bloody old rubbish (imago), Saturday, 27 September 2014 12:29 (twelve years ago)

(echoed altho I suggest lateness rather than earliness maybe)

― pretentious over rated bloody old rubbish (imago), Saturday, 27 September 2014 12:30 (twelve years ago)

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with some of you people.

In the future, can you please leave me out of your bullshit meta games for ever? Thanks.

No, I don't have a sense of humour, and I don't "get it" or understand why you do it, and recognise that even asking you to quit this shit will open me up for a thousand times more of it.

But I do not appreciate this, I do not find it funny, and I would like you to stop.

― Welcome to reality. No spitting, please. (Branwell with an N), Saturday, 27 September 2014 13:26 (twelve years ago)

i assume that's to do with mookie's post

― Onan Pullett (wins), Saturday, 27 September 2014 13:30 (twelve years ago)

my post was about my going to bed, as are all my posts itt

it was 3am at the time hence the vid

― Onan Pullett (wins), Saturday, 27 September 2014 13:31 (twelve years ago)

mookie was in drunken taking-names mode last night, he used to be a v positive poster but idk what happened

anyway as with wins I hope I'm not implicated here

― pretentious over rated bloody old rubbish (imago), Saturday, 27 September 2014 13:53 (twelve years ago)

Hmm. Ok - but be more careful in future.

― Twist of Caliphate (Bob Six), Saturday, 27 September 2014 13:54 (twelve years ago)

fuck off, what do you mean I can't go to bed

― local eire man (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 October 2014 16:19 (twelve years ago)

Implicators are as bad as enablers.

― Twist of Caliphate (Bob Six), Thursday, 9 October 2014 16:22 (twelve years ago)

ok im actually going to bed, fuck off

― local eire man (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 October 2014 21:35 (twelve years ago)

wait I thought you were going earlier

it's bad form to bump this thread if you aren't actually going to bed

― lool at the herrlich (wins), Thursday, 9 October 2014 21:38 (twelve years ago)

Wishing going to bed would do me some actual good: fuck you.

― definite classic, predicting a solid 8/10 from the p-fork boys (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 9 October 2014 22:26 (twelve years ago)

Grrr the one night I want an early night and they're all watching Holy Grail in the partitioned bit of the room next to mine. Not even a proper wall between me and them. And besides it's a great film

― Shepard Toney Album (dog latin), Thursday, 9 October 2014 22:29 (twelve years ago)

finished my homework foigtb

― local eire man (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 October 2014 01:08 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

Fuck off, I'm going to bed.

― mrs. missus (clouds), Friday, 5 December 2014 05:33 (eleven years ago)

foigtb

― oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Friday, 5 December 2014 06:33 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://sp1.fotolog.com/photo/49/61/85/naruhina_inu_16/1260589472352_f.jpg

― tl;dr, gukbar, morbis detrius (wins), Thursday, 25 December 2014 00:12 (eleven years ago)

was gonna, but more wrapping to do, and "Ray" is onn.

― Mark G, Thursday, 25 December 2014 00:48 (eleven years ago)

six months pass...

that mini-wave of approbation made me uneasy

― wins, Friday, 17 July 2015 22:34 (eleven years ago)

goodnight 'mr otm'

― gawker's psychotic monkeys (imago), Friday, 17 July 2015 22:38 (eleven years ago)

lol

― drash, Friday, 17 July 2015 22:39 (eleven years ago)

three months pass...

not to sleep

― Amblyomma_americanum_tick.jpg (wins), Saturday, 14 November 2015 22:54 (ten years ago)

gonna drink my low-alcohol cider and listen to cluster & eno and pull the covers up till spring

― Amblyomma_americanum_tick.jpg (wins), Saturday, 14 November 2015 22:55 (ten years ago)

Fuck off I'm going to whelans

― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Saturday, 14 November 2015 23:08 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/6CfVl17.gif

― noe love derp wev (wins), Wednesday, 25 November 2015 00:22 (ten years ago)

three months pass...

Remind me tomorrow I have a story to tell

― anglos with derpy phasis (wins), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 00:03 (ten years ago)

well?

― ogmor, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 11:26 (ten years ago)

Ya

― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 11:36 (ten years ago)

three months pass...

oh shit I forgot about this

― mario vargis loosa (wins), Friday, 3 June 2016 00:12 (ten years ago)

well?

― dynamicinterface, Friday, 3 June 2016 00:15 (ten years ago)

it was to do with an encounter with a drunk but iirc it was more depressing than interesting in the cold light of day

I can't think of the details right now plus I'm going to bed

― mario vargis loosa (wins), Friday, 3 June 2016 00:20 (ten years ago)

I'm in bed.

― Mark G, Friday, 3 June 2016 00:39 (ten years ago)

Keep the noise down.

― Mark G, Friday, 3 June 2016 00:40 (ten years ago)

six months pass...

happy new year all πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸ–•πŸ’€πŸ‘

― wins, Sunday, 1 January 2017 00:06 (nine years ago)

a whole new year of profane bedtime

― illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Sunday, 1 January 2017 01:22 (nine years ago)

Can't sleep, so I'm downstairs watching old Middle of the road b-sides on YouTube.

"Bottoms up" is somewhat strange..

― Mark G, Monday, 2 January 2017 05:03 (nine years ago)

― Onan Pullett (wins),

lol

― rip van wanko, Monday, 2 January 2017 05:18 (nine years ago)

three years pass...

People.... happy new year.

― Cheese flavoured Momus (wins), Friday, 1 January 2021 00:43 (five years ago)

A tradition that had to return

― imago, Friday, 1 January 2021 00:49 (five years ago)

creased at your dn, wins

― scampish inquisition (gyac), Friday, 1 January 2021 00:50 (five years ago)

Fantastic thread title

― Master of Treacle, Friday, 1 January 2021 02:01 (five years ago)

Ysi?

― stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Friday, 1 January 2021 05:20 (five years ago)

four years pass...

here we are

― Sir Kock Farmer (wins), Wednesday, 1 January 2025 00:11 (one year ago)

feel like I'm not fairly getting the space I want to just fucking die rather than going off to bed here here. Oh that is coming, you say. Oh it'll be reet then!

― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 1 January 2025 00:50 (one year ago)

never seen this thread before----title shared w classic music hall song my gran taught me---

― dow, Wednesday, 1 January 2025 00:56 (one year ago)

As usual the only thing worth watching is BBC Alba.

― Please play Lou Reed's irritating guitar sounds (Tom D.), Wednesday, 1 January 2025 00:57 (one year ago)

"What was that word of encouragement you said/Fuck off, I'm going to bed."
"Ere comes a chopper to chop off your head/Fuck off, I'm going to bed," and so on, you know.

― dow, Wednesday, 1 January 2025 00:59 (one year ago)


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