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Best spoof porn titles

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There was a thread about this recently but i couldn't find it. Oh well, have to start another.

#1: "Dude, Where's My Vagina?" -(shemales porn.)

― Queen Electric Butt Prober BZZT!! BZZZZZT!! (Queen Electric Butt Prober BZZ), Thursday, 12 August 2004 04:34 (twenty-two years ago)

kookoo for cocoa cocks.

― g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 12 August 2004 04:36 (twenty-two years ago)

pretty shitty gang bang

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 12 August 2004 04:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Indiana Joan

― Harold Media (kenan), Thursday, 12 August 2004 04:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 12 August 2004 04:45 (twenty-two years ago)

ew

― Harold Media (kenan), Thursday, 12 August 2004 04:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Buffy the Vampire Layer

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 12 August 2004 04:52 (twenty-two years ago)

When Harry Ate Sally
Flesh Gordon
The Sopornos

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Thursday, 12 August 2004 05:00 (twenty-two years ago)

sorry to have to do this but..
-schindler's fist.
also: -yank my doodle, it's a dandy
-oral majority
-beef strokin' off

― duke binder, Thursday, 12 August 2004 05:20 (twenty-two years ago)

this is not really a spoof, but in a local deli standing in line for buying beer (yeah right!), i noticed this this title:

"durch die strumpfhose gefickt"

it's german and means:

"fucked through the nylon stocking"

the cover, accordingly, pictured a woman being fucked through her nylon stockings. well whaddoyouhave.

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Thursday, 12 August 2004 06:33 (twenty-two years ago)

They sell porn at the deli there?

*reels*

― Harold Media (kenan), Thursday, 12 August 2004 06:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Can you get your sandwich with "special sauce"?

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 12 August 2004 06:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Womb Raider.

― Mark P-a- (Assumed persona), Thursday, 12 August 2004 06:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Cock-tail

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 12 August 2004 06:37 (twenty-two years ago)

"Saving Ryan's Privates"
Saw that advertised in one of those adverts in the daily star for the fantasy channel several years ago.

― Newshound, Thursday, 12 August 2004 06:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought it was "Shaving Ryan's Privates"

― Harold Media (kenan), Thursday, 12 August 2004 06:40 (twenty-two years ago)

->harold:

they do sell porn flicks at that deli, yes!

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Thursday, 12 August 2004 06:50 (twenty-two years ago)

it's denmark. people are sooooo liberated.

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Thursday, 12 August 2004 06:50 (twenty-two years ago)

weapons of ass destruction.

― hmmm (hmmm), Thursday, 12 August 2004 06:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Best spoof porn titles! Spoof! I get it.

― Dirty Muriel (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 12 August 2004 07:05 (twenty-two years ago)

WHEN HARRY MET LARRY

WHO I DID LAST SUMMER

EVERYBODY DOES RAYMOND

― Vic (Vic), Thursday, 12 August 2004 07:19 (twenty-two years ago)


bright lights, big titties.

― piscesboy, Thursday, 12 August 2004 09:40 (twenty-two years ago)

the wizard of aahs.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 12 August 2004 09:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Edward Penishands
Robokakke

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 12 August 2004 09:52 (twenty-two years ago)

A League of Their Moan
Frankenpenis (starring john wayne bobbitt)

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 12 August 2004 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

The first porno I ever watched was called Edward Penishands. It was horrifying.

― mcd (mcd), Thursday, 12 August 2004 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

The one with Nikki Sixx, right? I used to know some people who gave that thing weekly ironic screenings.

Weapons of Ass Destruction! (This is a real one, I think.)

― nabiscothingy, Thursday, 12 August 2004 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Porkin' Mindy (i hope references to long gone sitcoms won't age me)

― Anthony (Plato Guy), Thursday, 12 August 2004 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

porn parodies

This will be the thread you were looking for.

― Japanese Giraffe (Japanese Giraffe), Thursday, 12 August 2004 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Weapons of Ass Destruction! (This is a real one, I think.)

very

― Jimmy Mod, Man About Towne (ModJ), Thursday, 12 August 2004 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Cum on Eileen

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 12 August 2004 17:43 (twenty-two years ago)

dong of the dead

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 12 August 2004 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

bad knobs & broom dicks

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 12 August 2004 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)

American Booty
The Bone Detector
Lost In Penetration
The Mangina Candidate

― andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Thursday, 12 August 2004 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Taming of The Screw
Romeo & Julian
A Midsummer Night's Cream

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 12 August 2004 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Mulletproof Bonk

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 12 August 2004 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

The Great Gagsby
Moulin Splooge
BLACK MEN CAN HUMP

― andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Thursday, 12 August 2004 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Kindergarten Cock (ducks)

― noodle vague (noodle vague), Thursday, 12 August 2004 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Splendor in the Ass

― antexit (antexit), Thursday, 12 August 2004 23:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Beverly Hills Copulator

― Bruce S. Urquhart (BanjoMania), Friday, 13 August 2004 02:43 (twenty-two years ago)

(Mary) Penis Poppins
King Dong
Night of the Oozing Head
28 Gays Later

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Friday, 13 August 2004 03:06 (twenty-two years ago)

This may just be an Australian thing, but I cant read the title "spoof porn titles" without cracking up. "Spoof" had a certain uhh.. relevant to this discussion meaning where I came from.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 13 August 2004 03:12 (twenty-two years ago)

cum lola cum

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 13 August 2004 08:45 (twenty-two years ago)

late night poke her

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 13 August 2004 08:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Big Trouble In Little Vagina

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 13 August 2004 08:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Freaky (on a) Friday
Man Girls
Confessions of a Teenage Mall Hooker
The Pussy Trap

― Barms, Friday, 13 August 2004 13:31 (twenty-two years ago)

The Unberable Rightness of Being (C'd on)

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

three men and a little lady

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

When Harry Wet Sally

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 13 August 2004 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Feltch Me If You Can

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 13 August 2004 18:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Jack Reachround

― non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 13 January 2013 22:01 (thirteen years ago)

The Life of Bi

― #YOLO magic orchestra (clouds), Sunday, 13 January 2013 22:02 (thirteen years ago)

Slamsara

― #YOLO magic orchestra (clouds), Sunday, 13 January 2013 22:03 (thirteen years ago)

potential scandinavian arthouse sequel sarabang

― kristof-profiting-from-a-childs-illiteracy.html (schlump), Sunday, 13 January 2013 22:37 (thirteen years ago)

Reacher

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 13 January 2013 22:40 (thirteen years ago)

Loop 'er

― #YOLO magic orchestra (clouds), Sunday, 13 January 2013 22:46 (thirteen years ago)

The Perks of Banging A Wallflower

― Chief Duff (Eazy), Sunday, 13 January 2013 22:47 (thirteen years ago)

The Silver Titties Playdick

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 13 January 2013 22:49 (thirteen years ago)

Butt Lincoln

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 13 January 2013 22:49 (thirteen years ago)

Jaws

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 13 January 2013 22:50 (thirteen years ago)

The Rawshank Redemption

― #YOLO magic orchestra (clouds), Sunday, 13 January 2013 23:02 (thirteen years ago)

are any of these streamable on Wetchix?

― how's life, Sunday, 13 January 2013 23:26 (thirteen years ago)

Life of Hair Pie

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 14 January 2013 04:00 (thirteen years ago)

How can 'Men in Black...Men' not be mentioned yet.

― MaresNest, Monday, 14 January 2013 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

thank you for smoking my dick

― for the relief of unbearable space hugs (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 14 January 2013 21:03 (thirteen years ago)

Orifice Space

― #YOLO magic orchestra (clouds), Monday, 14 January 2013 21:04 (thirteen years ago)

The Quine Tree Sun Anal Whores

― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 14 January 2013 21:09 (thirteen years ago)

Los Olvidados Cumdumpsters XI

― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 14 January 2013 21:10 (thirteen years ago)

Jumanji Coprophagiacs

― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 14 January 2013 21:10 (thirteen years ago)

The Spirit of My Bee-hind

― #YOLO magic orchestra (clouds), Monday, 14 January 2013 21:12 (thirteen years ago)

The Sexcapades of Anna Magdalena Bach

― #YOLO magic orchestra (clouds), Monday, 14 January 2013 21:14 (thirteen years ago)

The Inseminating Angel

― #YOLO magic orchestra (clouds), Monday, 14 January 2013 21:18 (thirteen years ago)

Dude, Where's My Watch?

(actual title of a gay fisting porno)

― Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Monday, 14 January 2013 21:49 (thirteen years ago)

Jack Reacher

― Chief Duff (Eazy), Monday, 14 January 2013 21:53 (thirteen years ago)

How to Survive a Peg

― Chief Duff (Eazy), Monday, 14 January 2013 22:03 (thirteen years ago)

Gangbang Squad

― NINO CARTER, Monday, 14 January 2013 23:33 (thirteen years ago)

Hyde Pork

― NINO CARTER, Monday, 14 January 2013 23:34 (thirteen years ago)

Transfuckers: Dick of the Moon

― how's life, Monday, 14 January 2013 23:38 (thirteen years ago)

Fistin' Impossible: Fist Protocol

― how's life, Monday, 14 January 2013 23:39 (thirteen years ago)

Dickable Me

― how's life, Monday, 14 January 2013 23:40 (thirteen years ago)

Surefuck Holes

― how's life, Monday, 14 January 2013 23:41 (thirteen years ago)

Can of Steel

― NINO CARTER, Monday, 14 January 2013 23:42 (thirteen years ago)

Dinkoln

― "Iron" (Will M.), Monday, 14 January 2013 23:52 (thirteen years ago)

dude, where's my cough drop

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 00:31 (thirteen years ago)

eight months pass...

Captain Fill-Ups

― smangerz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 11 October 2013 20:24 (thirteen years ago)

Inside Llewyn Davis

― the vineyards where the grapes of corporate rock are stored (cryptosicko), Friday, 11 October 2013 20:41 (thirteen years ago)

We Need to Talk About Rimmin'

― Neanderthal, Friday, 11 October 2013 21:52 (thirteen years ago)

On Turner Crass-N-Sick Movies: The Amazing Doctor Clitoris-Mouth, starring Edward "G-Spot" Robinson, and White Meat, starring James Cagney ("I did 'em, Ma! Top of the world!")

― Word Salad Username (j.lu), Friday, 11 October 2013 23:02 (thirteen years ago)

three months pass...

Lee Daniels' The Buttler
Ass Is Lost
No-Bra Ska

― tbd (Eazy), Thursday, 16 January 2014 18:59 (twelve years ago)

Inside Her Gravity

― tbd (Eazy), Friday, 17 January 2014 05:36 (twelve years ago)

pretty shitty gang bang
― gaz (gaz), Thursday, August 12, 2004 12:37 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

LOOOOOOL

― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Friday, 17 January 2014 05:58 (twelve years ago)

I always liked "Ordinary Peepholes" from the Fisher King

― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Friday, 17 January 2014 06:02 (twelve years ago)

Los Olvidados Cumdumpsters XI

― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, January 14, 2013 1:10 PM (1 year ago)

― ^ enlightening post (sarahell), Friday, 17 January 2014 06:13 (twelve years ago)

The XXX Files: the truth is in there

― Leon Septamost, Friday, 17 January 2014 08:33 (twelve years ago)

Yew tree oh

― ^ sarcasm (ken c), Friday, 17 January 2014 08:44 (twelve years ago)

12 queers and a slave

― ^ sarcasm (ken c), Friday, 17 January 2014 08:45 (twelve years ago)

one year passes...

dickson in vagina

― walid foster dulles (man alive), Friday, 30 January 2015 15:06 (eleven years ago)

two years pass...

Mad-Chesty by the Sea

― who even are those other cats (Eazy), Thursday, 2 February 2017 18:19 (nine years ago)

Has some enterprising gay porn producer started work on Donald's Rump yet?

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 2 February 2017 19:26 (nine years ago)

nine months pass...

Three's Humpin Me

"Cum and cock on our door"

― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 22:47 (eight years ago)


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