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It's been pissing down more-or-less constantly here since last thursday. It is depressing. It's 20 past 12, and I've had 3 customers in so far. Bitch bleat whine whine whine etc. Gimme some sunshine so I can maybe get some trade in here.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 12 August 2004 10:01 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm with ya. Thunderstorm here until Monday, and before then, I have to pick somebody up at an airport, go to a show, and MOVE to another state.

roger adultery (roger adultery), Thursday, 12 August 2004 10:04 (twenty-two years ago)

All I can do is hope that it's miserable and pissing down with rain in the West Country, on my ex boyfriend and his new girlfriend. That is a thought that truly, truly brings me relief. The thought of them cooped up in the house and miserable and driving each other crazy, that makes me very happy.

Yes, I'm a bitch. I don't care.

Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Thursday, 12 August 2004 10:05 (twenty-two years ago)

"Smile for a while - let's be jolly. Life shouldn't be so melancholy"

Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 12 August 2004 10:14 (twenty-two years ago)

(checks day's takings so far... Sorry dada, I just can't!)

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 12 August 2004 10:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I've been enjoying the rain, last week was largely unbearable, esp. the nights.

the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Thursday, 12 August 2004 10:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, "let it come down"

Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 12 August 2004 10:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Norm, I would so buy a bike from you. Do you deliver to London?

Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 12 August 2004 10:22 (twenty-two years ago)

http://members.aol.com/mschue5938/images/bcside2.jpg

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 12 August 2004 10:26 (twenty-two years ago)

It depends what yr after, Barry. If it's a folder, yes, if it's a non-folder, I usually don't, b/c they are so prone do getting battered in transit!

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 12 August 2004 10:33 (twenty-two years ago)

No, I want a modern, slick, non-falling-apart version of what I have now (a Holdsworth road bike, none of this mountain bike nonsense). I love my bike but all its parts are just knackered.

Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 12 August 2004 10:34 (twenty-two years ago)

It was OK this morning, but the pissiness has just started again. I stupidly wore open toed slingbacks and a skirt.

Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 12 August 2004 10:50 (twenty-two years ago)

It's pissing it down here, lots of thunder & lightning too!

PinXor (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 12 August 2004 10:50 (twenty-two years ago)

It's gorgeous here, we had our rain last night (it flooded the pub)

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 12 August 2004 10:56 (twenty-two years ago)

We've had a month's worth of rain in three days and it's still going strong. Try Glasgow less.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 12 August 2004 11:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah - it's supposed to be sun sun sun on Saturday. I'm working on Saturday.

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 12 August 2004 11:26 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm moving house!! It's sunny now, but still thundering.

PinXor (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 12 August 2004 11:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Barry, you'll be much better looking for a decent used model. It's a "buyer's market" at present, due to oversupply. Good ones to look for (if in good nick) are Dawes Horizon, Dawes Galaxy, Dawes super-galaxy. Haggle down, there are more sellers than buyers these days. I can't shift ANYTHING used these days except Bromptons in decent condition.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 12 August 2004 11:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Rain's gettinge me down. wet feet, no long walks. boo. The Daily Mail found a way of blaming the bad weather on America. i admire their ingenuity and unrelenting hatred.

Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Thursday, 12 August 2004 12:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought the Daily Mail wanted us leave the EU and join NAFTA? I get so confused.

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 12 August 2004 12:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not saying I really thought that.

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 12 August 2004 12:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not sure the Daily Mail just like the hating. we clearly didn't deserve the rain, it must be someone's fault...

Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Thursday, 12 August 2004 12:14 (twenty-two years ago)

i still haven't experienced a touch of rain.

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 12 August 2004 12:16 (twenty-two years ago)

But the important question is how is the rain affecting property prices?

Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 12 August 2004 12:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes - asylum seekers are being given free roof repairs, which is distorting the market.

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 12 August 2004 12:20 (twenty-two years ago)

The rain coming down right now is quite amazing.

Anna (Anna), Thursday, 12 August 2004 12:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm really enjoying these cloudbursts (central London). But this one seems to be over already.

beanz (beanz), Thursday, 12 August 2004 12:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish they would last longer, I wish it would rain and rain and rain, because it suits my mood at the moment.

Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Thursday, 12 August 2004 12:46 (twenty-two years ago)

S&G's Bookends is providing perfect 40 days of rain accompaniment for me at the moment.

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 12 August 2004 12:50 (twenty-two years ago)

still no rain here :(

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 12 August 2004 12:50 (twenty-two years ago)

still gorgeous here :)

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 12 August 2004 12:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm finding a super cheap 30's blues comp i got from fopp (£3! 4 CD's!) is the perfect rainy day friend.

Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Thursday, 12 August 2004 12:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Ooh - I think it might have stopped!

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 12 August 2004 12:56 (twenty-two years ago)

seven years pass...

does this shit intend on stopping any time soon

liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 18:34 (fourteen years ago)

ha i just finished watching the weather forecast

no, by the looks of things, although the current mid-atlantic squall over london should be the nadir

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 18:35 (fourteen years ago)

i really enjoyed the most miserably intense bit of it earlier because i was in bed with my laptop warming me watching leveson and with no need to leave the house, but even from this cosy perspective the sheer unstopping relentlessness of it becomes depressing

liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 18:38 (fourteen years ago)

yeah sturm und drang is always best appreciated from indoors

from tomorrow it's back to the last fortnight's enervating Miserable Pissy Rain

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 18:43 (fourteen years ago)

I hated the most miserably intense bit because I was out walking in it.

Cheggers Plays Populous (snoball), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 18:54 (fourteen years ago)

I got stuck in a spring rain at lunch, with blocks to go. My hair is well and truly fucked for the rest of the day, I think.

cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 18:57 (fourteen years ago)

misread the thread title

THE KITTEN TYPE (contenderizer), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:35 (fourteen years ago)

"Scissorable Missy Rain"?

cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:49 (fourteen years ago)

how'd you guess?

THE KITTEN TYPE (contenderizer), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 20:04 (fourteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9c/Princepurplerain.jpg
I only want to see you dancing
in the miserable pissy rain.
Pissy rain,
pissy rain...
Pissy rain,
pissy rain...

Cheggers Plays Populous (snoball), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 20:10 (fourteen years ago)

lol

cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 20:17 (fourteen years ago)

no-one made the obvious (esp re Prince) joke about "pussy rain" i see

a big fat fucking fat guy in a barrel what could be better? (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 20:22 (fourteen years ago)

Pussy comes in waterfalls. We all know this.

cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 20:24 (fourteen years ago)

When we first moved in here - in fact the day Neil Young was on TV playing in Hyde Park - we had the most fucking awful downpour that caused the trough on top of the bay window to fill with water and pour into the living room. We spent the evening with towels and buckets trying to mop up the stuff before it got in the electrics. We've had it fixed since obv. but every time it's rained since I've been really terribly anxious. This week hasn't been great.

kraudive, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 20:30 (fourteen years ago)

We nearly went to that NY gig - after seeing Springsteen bring the place down the night before. If we had, we've come back to the worst mess I can imagine. I'm even still anxious about Neil Young's music.

Fucking April. Though. That was August. Fucking rain.

kraudive, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 20:32 (fourteen years ago)

i'm meant to go out now and the rain has stopped but i am looking beseechingly at my bed, pleading with it to FORCE me into it

liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 20:36 (fourteen years ago)

Anyone else think they might go postal simply due to the sheer relentlessness of the weather?

Had to bin my London Olympics umbrella (£14 from M&S), which is coming apart from constant use in the last few weeks.

Bob Six, Sunday, 29 April 2012 10:57 (fourteen years ago)

A giant tree across the road from me fell down sometime last night, right on the roof of an apartment building. The ground has been saturated for days now and it got pretty windy. More rain coming this weekend

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 20 February 2026 19:11 (six months ago)

Hate it when this happens

Eric Blore Is President (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 20 February 2026 19:22 (six months ago)

when the summer comes and the interminable rain ends. I'm going to start doing all steam intensive cooking outside. I've got an old plastic IKEA table and two plugin induction hobs. Yes outside cooking by the back door is going to become my thing.

calzino, Friday, 20 February 2026 19:24 (six months ago)

Sometimes when it rains like this I think of The Lathe of Heaven.

Eric Blore Is President (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 20 February 2026 19:27 (six months ago)

three months pass...

Just got in from work. Absolutely soaked through.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Tuesday, 2 June 2026 17:11 (three months ago)

Stepped out for a walk just as a thuderstorm rolled in so literally did a Grandpa Simpson 180 back inside. I don't have a good western view from my flat so can be that oblivious to imminent cloudbursts at times.

nashwan, Tuesday, 2 June 2026 17:17 (three months ago)

A 'highlight' earlier today - I was in an outbuilding that we use as a storage area and it started bucketing down. Of course I didn't have a jacket on. Had to wait until the rain let up a bit and then ran back to the office.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Tuesday, 2 June 2026 18:25 (three months ago)

three weeks pass...

epic thunderstorm going on right now

the lightning especially impressive given that it's 4am and pitch black otherwise

Bog Dork (koogs), Tuesday, 23 June 2026 02:59 (two months ago)

Yep, I was woken by it at 2:30am. It felt apocalyptic. Apparently by the early hours it had already become the 13th wettest day this century in this bit of London. Followed by a sweltering day (what is it? 33? 34? 35?).

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Tuesday, 23 June 2026 17:15 (two months ago)

About five minutes of moderate rain here (Surrey) at around midday.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Tuesday, 23 June 2026 18:15 (two months ago)

one month passes...

joyous pissy rain

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Wednesday, 5 August 2026 09:49 (four weeks ago)

yesterday was the first time in my life that i was happy to have been caught in the rain

snark of mall Ds (dog latin), Wednesday, 5 August 2026 10:22 (four weeks ago)

i was caught in it and for a second was like 'this is nice' then it got v heavy and it wasn't nice anymore, so i went into a pub and had a pint until it stopped. that was nice.

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 5 August 2026 10:23 (four weeks ago)

Rain during the heat is a pox cos you know it’s going to get humid

bruich, a stór (gyac), Wednesday, 5 August 2026 10:27 (four weeks ago)

also depends where you stand on the smell of petrichor

snark of mall Ds (dog latin), Wednesday, 5 August 2026 10:34 (four weeks ago)

It didn’t rain in WC1. Boooooo!

einstürzende louboutin (suzy), Wednesday, 5 August 2026 10:34 (four weeks ago)

as an english person I have booked a summer holiday to bergen where it will be a lovely 15-20 degrees max and rain. gonna wear some TROUSERS AND JACKETS. can't wait.

. (jamiesummerz), Wednesday, 5 August 2026 13:14 (four weeks ago)

joyous pissy rain

― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Wednesday, 5 August 2026 bookmarkflaglink

Damn can't believe I missed it.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 5 August 2026 17:53 (four weeks ago)

Only 10 minutes of rain here.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Wednesday, 5 August 2026 18:24 (four weeks ago)

And back to being baked alive.

Happiness is a warm gurn (Tom D.), Wednesday, 5 August 2026 18:49 (four weeks ago)

Here the forecast for tomorrow is 23 degrees C with about 32-33% humidity.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Wednesday, 5 August 2026 18:54 (four weeks ago)

it was about 10 mins of drizzle. not light drizzle but not heavy enough to count as proper rain.

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Wednesday, 5 August 2026 19:10 (four weeks ago)

i got nothin. this weekend back up over 30C.

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 6 August 2026 13:28 (four weeks ago)

Some just now..

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 20 August 2026 12:41 (two weeks ago)

Joyful pissy rain.

Happiness is a warm gurn (Tom D.), Thursday, 20 August 2026 12:45 (two weeks ago)

I seem to keep missing out on the pissy rain.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 21 August 2026 17:15 (one week ago)

actual proper rain, first time in living memory

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Thursday, 27 August 2026 09:46 (one week ago)

And a tonne of it again this evening

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Friday, 28 August 2026 21:48 (six days ago)

I'm going down to Devon for a holiday this weekend and it looks like rain every day.

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 28 August 2026 21:51 (six days ago)

I'm in Plymouth on the way back from France. For about 4 days last week in France, the BBC forecast included thundery showers, whereas in reality it was glorious sunshine with one night-time short storm. so was a bit blasee seeing the forecast here. might tough it out mooching around Plymouth for a bit before driving back home.

kinder, Saturday, 29 August 2026 08:46 (five days ago)

Yesterday I had to leave work later than I planned because of a huge belt of rain and thunder that crossed over both the town where I work and the town where I live. OF course after 10 weeks of dry weather I didn't have a jacket. I had an umbrella but eff that with thunderstorms circling around. I managed to avoid getting soaked twice though, arriving home just slightly damp.

So far today there's been light rain but heavy rain is forecast for later this morning and then thunderstorms for the entire afternoon into the evening.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 29 August 2026 08:55 (five days ago)

I never want to see the sun again

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 29 August 2026 10:29 (five days ago)

started raining between the time i looked out the window to see what the weather was like and getting to the front door. currently stood under trees by the Thames waiting for it to ease

koogs, Saturday, 29 August 2026 10:48 (five days ago)

bbc’s current weather provider has a slightly pessimistic algorithm for the day-level forecast symbol. when they change to the met office later this year you will likely see a bit more optimism due to the way the met office calculate that symbol

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 29 August 2026 16:52 (five days ago)

That's interesting Tracer - I'd definitely noticed that.
It did actually piss down in Plymouth just as we checked out and even when it didn't, I was ambushed by unexpected dampness in the air, so sadly sacked it off and went to see family instead.

kinder, Saturday, 29 August 2026 17:57 (five days ago)

BBC forecast is more pessimistic for the whole day but less likely to correctly predict shorter periods of rain. Also the shorter the period of rain the more likely the forecast is to underestimate the amount of rain - yesterday's downpour (water actually started coming through the wall surrounding the front door into the hallway) was shown on the website as 'light rain'.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 29 August 2026 18:10 (five days ago)

Rain could've waited just one week longer. Even a couple of days. As such, Dad's 80th birthday bbq was a washout

snark of mall Ds (dog latin), Saturday, 29 August 2026 23:59 (five days ago)

shorter periods of rain are extremely difficult to predict especially in a place like the UK, where you might be soaked and one street over there’s nothing. apple weather (née darksky) claims to tell you next-hour precipitation down to the minute but it is frequently wrong

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 30 August 2026 07:37 (four days ago)

The Met Office rain radar website often jumps dramatically from observed to forecast rainfall. To the point that I get a more accurate idea of if it's going to be raining in the next half hour by scrubbing backwards and forwards through the observed rainfall and then eyeballing it.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Sunday, 30 August 2026 08:07 (four days ago)

It’s also really difficult to work out accurately how accurate your forecasts have been, amusingly.

Tim, Sunday, 30 August 2026 08:31 (four days ago)

There's a lack of observation stations I think. According to the BBC Weather page, the nearest one to me is 11 miles away. You can get a lot of different weather into 11 miles.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Sunday, 30 August 2026 09:04 (four days ago)

Ah sorry to hear that DL - did you turn it into an indoor BBQ?

kinder, Sunday, 30 August 2026 09:47 (four days ago)

(as in, just cook the food inside)

kinder, Sunday, 30 August 2026 09:48 (four days ago)

I have been told that an increase in the density of UK observations wouldn’t make an appreciable difference to the accuracy* of forecasts but I do t have the chops to explain why!

*due note taken of the trickiness of defining accuracy

Tim, Sunday, 30 August 2026 11:14 (four days ago)

Hope the showery weather in Devon this weekend hasn’t spoiled your time here CAAL. It’s messed with my plans a bit but not too much.

Tim, Sunday, 30 August 2026 11:15 (four days ago)

it's been a lovely morning and we've been to the beach with the dog. storm approaching now so we're buying snacks in the supermarket and going to hunker down in the chalet and play board games. so all good!

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Sunday, 30 August 2026 11:37 (four days ago)

Where are you to?

kinder, Sunday, 30 August 2026 13:27 (four days ago)

I’m in Sidmouth, I am sorry to say.

Tim, Sunday, 30 August 2026 13:54 (four days ago)

I have family around there, but not visited actual Sidmouth for a while

kinder, Sunday, 30 August 2026 15:32 (four days ago)

I'm somewhere near Bideford

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Sunday, 30 August 2026 15:49 (four days ago)


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