Words that sound really strange spoken by Americans

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1) Pub

2) Wanker

Wooden (Wooden), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

3) Saskatchewan

Huck, Friday, 13 August 2004 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

4. aluminium

zappi (joni), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know any Americans that use the word "pub."

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I always felt weird saying "tuna" and "tube" while I was in London

Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha ha, tuna tube. Gross.

na (Nick A.), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.biggameeurope.com/Images/Temp_Tuna-Tube.jpg

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

7. worcestershire

mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

wepenzamassdestrucshun

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

no taxation without representation

http://www.subpop.com/bands/various/various-172.gif

gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Gormless.

Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.eveandersson.com/photos/usa/dc/license-plate-taxation-without-representation-small.jpg

mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I say "pub". I wouldn't if there weren't, you know, places here called "pub"s.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't believe "tuna tube" is a real thing; apart from slang for sweet sweet poontang.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't believe this thread has got this far without a mention of 'herb'.

Alba (Alba), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I like the British pronunciation of aluminium.

Dale the Panopticalist (cprek), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)

paul revere

kephm, Friday, 13 August 2004 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

The Declaration of Independence of the Thirteen Colonies
In CONGRESS, July 4, 1776

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America,

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

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He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

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He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

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He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.

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He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the consent of our legislatures.

He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

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The signers of the Declaration represented the new states as follows:
New Hampshire:
Josiah Bartlett, William Whipple, Matthew Thornton
Massachusetts:
John Hancock, Samual Adams, John Adams, Robert Treat Paine, Elbridge Gerry
Rhode Island:
Stephen Hopkins, William Ellery
Connecticut:
Roger Sherman, Samuel Huntington, William Williams, Oliver Wolcott

New York:
William Floyd, Philip Livingston, Francis Lewis, Lewis Morris
New Jersey:
Richard Stockton, John Witherspoon, Francis Hopkinson, John Hart, Abraham Clark
Pennsylvania:
Robert Morris, Benjamin Rush, Benjamin Franklin, John Morton, George Clymer, James Smith, George Taylor, James Wilson, George Ross
Delaware:
Caesar Rodney, George Read, Thomas McKean
Maryland:
Samuel Chase, William Paca, Thomas Stone, Charles Carroll of Carrollton
Virginia:
George Wythe, Richard Henry Lee, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Harrison, Thomas Nelson, Jr., Francis Lightfoot Lee, Carter Braxton
North Carolina:
William Hooper, Joseph Hewes, John Penn
South Carolina:
Edward Rutledge, Thomas Heyward, Jr., Thomas Lynch, Jr., Arthur Middleton
Georgia:
Button Gwinnett, Lyman Hall, George Walton

gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 13 August 2004 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

You mean "a-lu-min-ee-um"?

I say pub too, when I have to say things like, "Let's go to the Old Town Pub," or even, "Let's go to the Irish Pub."

(um, x-post)

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 13 August 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

In the category (as originally indended, I think) of words taht Americans don't say funny as such, but which just sound weird for them to say at all:

'lovely'
'twat'

Alba (Alba), Friday, 13 August 2004 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Leicster

jel -- (jel), Friday, 13 August 2004 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I can not spell today. I think I will scrap doing a PHd.

jel -- (jel), Friday, 13 August 2004 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

we don't sound half as silly as you lot do when you say boogie.

ps - alba! there is something interesting in your inbox.

lauren (laurenp), Friday, 13 August 2004 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

tut tut

what words are bizarre and/or hilarious when spoken in an american accent?

the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Friday, 13 August 2004 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Lauren, you are wrong. There is a ruler and an IT security policy statement in my inbox.

Alba (Alba), Friday, 13 August 2004 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

(I concede that we ought not be saying 'boogie'. Less still 'boogie woogie'. I'm not even sure we should be saying 'rock', unless we are from the Midlands.)

Alba (Alba), Friday, 13 August 2004 17:35 (twenty-one years ago)

When some Americans say "mirror" it seems to come out as "meeeeeeeerrrrrroooooooor".

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 13 August 2004 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Worse is when it comes out "meer," which is very common.

Nemo (JND), Friday, 13 August 2004 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

i couldn't get the thing that i sent to your inbox to work on my computer because it's k-ancient. i want to know what it's like!

lauren (laurenp), Friday, 13 August 2004 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah I don't get that "mirror" thing, what's the problem with it? To many Rs?

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 13 August 2004 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I say "lovely" all the time! Usually with sarcasm!

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 13 August 2004 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

"Mirror."

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/bush_wgirls1.jpg

George W. Bush, Friday, 13 August 2004 17:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I say "lovely" all the time but with a fake British accent.

na (Nick A.), Friday, 13 August 2004 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

When some Americans say "mirror" it seems to come out as "meeeeeeeerrrrrroooooooor".

no, that is Nico and she was Hungarian.

gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 13 August 2004 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I say lovely sarcastically as well. We Americans are a harsh lot.

x-post GOD DAMNIT I WILL NEVER HAVE AN ERECTION AGAIN

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 13 August 2004 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

WTF these are all words that sound strange spoken by Brits, just like every other word.

oops (Oops), Friday, 13 August 2004 17:53 (twenty-one years ago)

ha ha I played Dizzee Rascal for my friend yesterday and he said "does he do any songs in English"?

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 13 August 2004 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

8. "I really love France and the French"

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 13 August 2004 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

9. "Canada's great isn't it? I'm proud to call those people my neighbours"

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 13 August 2004 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

10. "Please"/"Thank you"

na (Nick A.), Friday, 13 August 2004 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't Americans say "Thank you" a lot? I always thought they did.

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 13 August 2004 17:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Along the lines of "meer," I've noticed some of my fellow Americans pronouncing sale, bail, nail, etc. as sell, bell, and nell. Why, why, why?

Nemo (JND), Friday, 13 August 2004 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

"wow this food tastes really good!"

gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 13 August 2004 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

4. aluminium

you know that there's only one "i" in the American patent for this, right?

oops (Oops), Friday, 13 August 2004 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I say "lovely" all the time but with a fake British accent.
-- na (nu...), August 13th, 2004.

Me too. I think when I do it I'm trying to sound like Bob Odenkirk as the Oasis-inspired character from Mr. Show. I forget what the name of the band is. Flump. or Clump. Or something.

Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 13 August 2004 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh ha ha I think that's where I got it too. SMOOSH.

"...just like your mummy told you."

na (Nick A.), Friday, 13 August 2004 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah because of SMOOSH I think I also say "Dunno" in an English accent.

Um anyway more words that sound funny said by americans!

"Mobile" to thread.

Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 13 August 2004 19:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey Alba, yr mom has a "lovely" "twat."

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 13 August 2004 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Also: Americans own “herb.” The Upper West Side of Manhattan owns “herb.” There is a phone booth by my house that says “Stephanie D’ambrio is a hooker herb,” and no Englishman can ever beat that.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 13 August 2004 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG! I'm not sure why, but I thought this whole time that Mandee was English! I R STOO PID.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 13 August 2004 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

According to recent ethylomological research, my last post is American for, "Sir, you have a remarkably deep pussy for a man."

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 20 January 2006 16:32 (twenty years ago)

... see, cats again!

Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Friday, 20 January 2006 16:33 (twenty years ago)

In America, all the cats and chicks get their kicks at the hop.

That's just our way of life.

Nemo (JND), Friday, 20 January 2006 16:51 (twenty years ago)

My dad says "Click" as in "That shower are a bloody click" and he's never been closer to the US than the Isle of Man. Another Scousism, perhaps.

The strawberry thing is kind of a reversal of the sitation with Maryland (locals: Merill'nd, Brits: Mary-land, land of Marys).

Having lived with an American for nearly eight years so my pronounciation has gone completely to cock. Or coque. Or cogh. Or co.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Friday, 20 January 2006 20:52 (twenty years ago)

I don't understand the use of "click" in your dad's usage.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 20 January 2006 21:00 (twenty years ago)

hahah tuna tube

phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 20 January 2006 21:02 (twenty years ago)

I don't understand any of this thread.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 20 January 2006 21:03 (twenty years ago)

Click = clique; i.e. they're an exclusive club who look after their own interests. I'm trying to think of a particular group that my dad refers to a "click". For a long time I thought that my dad's usage of the term as exclusively pejorative was related to his harsh pronuncation. Like he was reserving "cleek" for his own chums down at the Poulton Vics. But he wasn't.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Friday, 20 January 2006 22:01 (twenty years ago)

"That shower"?

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 20 January 2006 22:04 (twenty years ago)

Click = clique

you pronounce the latter cleek?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 20 January 2006 22:07 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, that's the confusing part.

xpost gabbneb, read the rest of the thread, it's all up there.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 20 January 2006 22:08 (twenty years ago)

y

RJG (RJG), Friday, 20 January 2006 22:08 (twenty years ago)

Clique is originally French where it would be pronounced kleek.

How do you pronounce niche?

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 20 January 2006 22:09 (twenty years ago)

I don't do 2004, really, and yes I know the French derivation. I pronounce niche like Nitze, not like Nietzsche.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 20 January 2006 22:11 (twenty years ago)

Michael, are you talking about a bathroom shower, or like, a wedding shower?

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 20 January 2006 22:11 (twenty years ago)

(and yes I know that ch /= tz)

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 20 January 2006 22:12 (twenty years ago)

"Deep pussy" = that kitten's pondering some heavy shit, man.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 20 January 2006 22:13 (twenty years ago)

shower = flock (or, o-ho, claque)?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 20 January 2006 22:14 (twenty years ago)

klatsch?

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 20 January 2006 22:22 (twenty years ago)

"snooker"

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 20 January 2006 22:29 (twenty years ago)

As in, "I snookered them into buying it"?

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 20 January 2006 22:42 (twenty years ago)

Shower = gang or group of people, usually meant disparagingly or dismissively. "You rotten shower!" (though my dad would never say that). See also: Flann O'Brien!

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Friday, 20 January 2006 23:11 (twenty years ago)

http://www.sshs57.com/2002Reunion/May18Bus/Showers.JPG

Look at those stuck-up showers, all grouped together by themselves...

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 20 January 2006 23:14 (twenty years ago)

"Fag"

Louis Giomblechett and his kerayzy friends (dog latin), Saturday, 21 January 2006 04:15 (twenty years ago)

crikey

(i like to say this sometimes)

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Saturday, 21 January 2006 06:41 (twenty years ago)

blimey - some sushi got laid before me tonight that really demanded a "blimey!" but i wasn't able to give it.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 21 January 2006 07:01 (twenty years ago)

American: "Far out man, you're a cool cat, straight from the *fridge"

(*American for refrigerator)

Aussies call it a fridge too. I thought everyone did?

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 21 January 2006 07:13 (twenty years ago)

'twat'

my american friend says 'tworrt'

Barnaby (Barnaby), Saturday, 21 January 2006 11:45 (twenty years ago)

"knackered" and "bollocks"

J-rock (Julien Sandiford), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 03:53 (twenty years ago)

Al Kay-duh

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 04:19 (twenty years ago)

Auckland, New Zealand

Good Dog (Good Dog), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 10:31 (twenty years ago)

"bollocks" OTM - seems to get misread as bullocks 9 times out of 10.

Twat/Twot is pretty amusing too.

Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 12:26 (twenty years ago)

Hearing Americans say "aunt" is always good for a giggle - it sort of goes "aaaauuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhwwwwwwwwwwwwwnt"

Dadaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 12:34 (twenty years ago)

Crazy talk. We pronounce "aunt" exactly like "ant." I've never heard an American draw it out like that.

Nemo (JND), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 12:45 (twenty years ago)

Maybe it's only the ones I know - they might be posh Americans

Dadaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 12:47 (twenty years ago)

Like Madonna?

Nemo (JND), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 12:53 (twenty years ago)

Well, yes it does seem to be Americans who are trying too sound all English and refined and getting it wrong

Dadaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 12:54 (twenty years ago)

Maybe this is something Americans only do when in England, which if so, is pretty funny.

Nemo (JND), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 13:08 (twenty years ago)

No, I've heard it on US films/TV. But it is mostly my boss, who tells me she tries not to speak with too much of an American accent because she doesn't want her daughter to pick it up - silly woman.

Dadaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 13:09 (twenty years ago)

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch

LoneNut, Wednesday, 1 February 2006 13:42 (twenty years ago)

http://www.lostluggagetales.com/photos/thumb/long-city.JPG

C J (C J), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 13:48 (twenty years ago)

I say 'awnt' instead of 'ant' for 'aunt' since, well, forever.

suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 13:58 (twenty years ago)

But you don't say "aaaauuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhwwwwwwwwwwwwwnt," do you?

Nemo (JND), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 14:04 (twenty years ago)

From the OC last night; 'Oregano'

Bidfurd__, Wednesday, 1 February 2006 14:05 (twenty years ago)

"awnt" is still odd

Dadaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 14:06 (twenty years ago)

That looks like `the name of the Welsh village next to the one above!

x-post

The Late Fear And The Potato Fear (kate), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 14:06 (twenty years ago)

Wait, how do British people say "aunt"? It's sort of "ahnt," isn't it?

Nemo (JND), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 14:09 (twenty years ago)

Like Americans, depends where you come from.

Dadaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 14:10 (twenty years ago)

All short a's north of, errrrrrrrrr, Northampton or somewhere in the Midlands

Dadaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 14:12 (twenty years ago)

Oh right, I was thinking about how a BBC presenter might say it, but I should have thought of how Mark E. Smith would say it, too.

In my experience in the U.S., "awnt" isn't a regional pronunciation, but seems to be the most common pronunciation among African-Americans, no matter where they might live.

Nemo (JND), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 14:21 (twenty years ago)


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