We argue about the existence of mind in the style of US marines

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Soldier! Is there any need to posit the existence of mind?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 00:14 (twenty-one years ago)

No Sir!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 00:16 (twenty-one years ago)

That's Sir no sir, soldier!

― matthew james (matthew james), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 00:17 (twenty-one years ago)

That's 'Sir, no Sir!'!

x-post!!

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 00:17 (twenty-one years ago)

*drops, gives you twenty*

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 00:18 (twenty-one years ago)

*collapses, clutches chest, dies*

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 00:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Private Matthew Jones! Did I give you permission to speak?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 00:18 (twenty-one years ago)

James! Apologies, soldier! Stand down!

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 00:19 (twenty-one years ago)

sir, any more of that and i'll be feeling full metal jacket sir!

― matthew james (matthew james), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 00:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Private Stencil! Justify your position, soldier!

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 00:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Sir permission to speak sir!

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 00:22 (twenty-one years ago)

*lies on the ground, still dead*

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 00:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Speak, Private Begs2Differ!

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 00:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Thank you sir! What I think Private Stencil was trying to say was that Mind's nobility is empty depth sir! And that giving's nobility is humanity sir! And that lofty nobility is like water in that it just settles through places people everywhere loathe sir!

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 00:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Well said, soldier, stand down!!

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 00:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Sir thank you sir! Yes sir!

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Private Begs2differ, privcate James, carry Private Stencil out into the medical tent!

Mind is a relational concept! It is basically a reification! Define reification for me!

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 02:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Sir! Permission to delineate my more salient thought processes in a rare moment of introspection, sir!

― Dirty Muriel (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 03:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Go ahead soldier!!

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 03:09 (twenty-one years ago)

SIr! I have reason to believe mental activity is the very basis of what humans call a 'soul,' sir! Permission to begin work on a paper expounding this theory, sir!

― Dirty Muriel (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 03:09 (twenty-one years ago)

No soldier you will not write a paper!!!!

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 03:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Permission to cry sir.

― Dirty Muriel (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 03:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Sir, permission to teach Private Dirty Muriel about the life of the mind in a John Goodman manner also known as with extreme prejudice sir!

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 03:18 (twenty-one years ago)

permission to xpost sir

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 03:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Permission to speak SIR. Reification could be defined as the random introspection of imaginary, or, otherwise unprovable existant thoughts that have in deed been determined to exist as exemplified in the observations by and of the left wing of the narcicistic movement. In other words, SIR, even you may utterly believe that you may make a damn good soldier out of me. I hope this sincerely helps, SIR!

― jim wentworth (wench), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 03:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Soldier, I want you to undo your fly now and piss on the other recruits!!! Because that's how far ahead of them you are soldier! You are a real soldier, soldier! Stand down!

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 03:23 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread is fubar

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 03:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Sir! Permission to point out that all is illusion, even Private Wentworth's eloquent if wrongheaded speech, even your homoerotic and urocentric approval of that speech, even what we like to think of as life and love and these uniforms and this very conversations, it's all illusion sir! Mind is what we call our own human arrogance in the face of sensory perception, sir, and I refuse to take part in any part of it, sir, especially Private Wentworth's illusory penis currently dangling dangerously near my illusory self SIR!

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 03:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't EVER!!! call a Marine "Soldier."

― briania (briania), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 03:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Sir word up sir!

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 03:32 (twenty-one years ago)

ALL OF YOU DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY.

briania, step forward!! What should I call a marine??

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 03:34 (twenty-one years ago)

ALL OF YOU DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY.

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― Dirty Muriel (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

"Marine" sir! A United States Marine is addressed as "Marine." Semper Fi.

― briania (briania), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 03:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Seaman briana, you are are shitbird!! Any more lip and I'll UD you!And where's your pisscutter???

http://4mermarine.com/USMC/dictionary.html

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 03:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Thank you Seaman Muriel, step down!!!

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 03:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Mfffmfff mfff, mfff!

― Dirty Muriel (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 03:43 (twenty-one years ago)

SIR, the Private requests permission to used the head, SIR!

― briania (briania), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 03:44 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.orizzontikubrickiani.it/images/hartmantojoker.jpg

― notpvthstencilwhoisdead (hstencil), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 03:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes Seaman briana, permission granted!! And if you are using your head, are you using your mind, shithead briana? Refer to your notes on central state materialism!!!!

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 03:47 (twenty-one years ago)

"I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir."
"The what?"
"The duality of man, sir. The Jungian thing, sir."

[awkward pause]

"Whose side are you on, son?"
"Our side, sir."

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 03:50 (twenty-one years ago)

SIR! The repeated use of the word "Seaman" forced the Private to stifle a giggle while standing in formation SIR! The Private has no "mind" SIR! The head is where a Marine pisses SIR! And not on his hands SIR!

― briania (briania), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 03:51 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.ciube.it/catalog/cinema/images/Full%20metal%20jacket.jpg

― whoopsstillnotdeadpvthstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 03:52 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.pathguy.com/lectures/doughnut2.jpg

― stilldeadhstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 03:56 (twenty-one years ago)

The chubby bloke on the left is now that greying bloke in Law & Order: Criminal Intent, sir!

― Dirty Muriel (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 04:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Sir, I am this this thread's equivalent to him, Sir!

(oh wait I'm dead too)

― hstencilISpvtjoker (hstencil), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 04:06 (twenty-one years ago)

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