Ouch. That's got to hurt.

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Today my car crapped out. Perhaps terminally. So on the bus I went. Bus No.1 went early, and bus no.2 didn't come at all, so I got home 1hr late. I sat upstairs @ thee front. Some YOOFZ got on, and went to the back (2m, 2f) Their conversation was hair-raising. One ov thee GURLZ said s.th. like "he tried to put deep heat down the front of my knickers, but I just woke up in time". All of them then proceeded to discuss in some detail thee merits of putting deep heat on yer, er, er, "bits". No, really. All I remember is one of the grrrlz saying "if you put too much on, it fckng kills" (IE it hurts a lot)

Can I just say this:

W.

T

F?????

Can anyone xplain why one would want to do this outside ov masochism? They were all in their early 20's, by the look of them (I chex0red when they got off) It DID MY HEAD IN>

xoxo

Norman Phay, Monday, 12 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

In other news, Tiger Balm stock takes sudden unexplained upturn...

Kim, Monday, 12 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If any young ladies need (excuse the pun) a hand checking this out, I can promise to be all empirical and scientific. for about 3 seconds.

Calumn, Monday, 12 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What is deep heat?

sundar subramanian, Monday, 12 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

A brand of muscle rub that kind of burns.

Kim, Monday, 12 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

perhaps similar to Icy-Hot or Ben Gay.

turner, Monday, 12 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

vicks vapor rub on genitals also gives one a heated affair....

Geoff, Monday, 12 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Most jocks use that sort of stuff as hazing material - stick some Ben Gay in the rookie's jock, watch him scream like a castrated cat. Good times.

People (especially women) doing that (especially to their womanhood) BY CHOICE - yeah, that's a bit strange. Kids nowadays, they just want to feel something, I guess.

David Raposa, Monday, 12 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have read in a women's magazine that biting into a chilli before giving your man oral pleasure increases the pleasure bit. If I bit into a chilli, though, the only thing I'd want to do is down a pint of water.

Madchen, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

six years pass...

FORT WORTH — A father sodomized his 18-year-old stepson to avenge the teenager's alleged rape of the man's 8-year-old daughter, police said.

The father, 32, turned himself into to authorities on Friday and was released from jail Saturday after posting a $17,500 bond. He faces a charge of aggravated sexual assault.

The stepson was arrested Jan. 2 and charged with suspicion of aggravated sexual assault. Police say the father caught him assaulting his daughter, and a subsequent examination at a hospital revealed the girl had been sodomized.

Sgt. Cheryl Johnson, supervisor of the Fort Worth sex crimes unit, said in a story posted Saturday on the Fort Worth Star-Telegram's Web site that people need to "allow the criminal justice system to work for them."

"This is a very unique case, but we have a criminal justice system in place, and no one can take the law into their own hands," Johnson said.

The Star-Telegram didn't identify the father or the stepson to protect the identity of the girl. Fort Worth police didn't immediately return phone and e-mail messages from The Associated Press.

When the stepson was arrested, the man warned his wife not to get the teenager out of jail. She posted bond for the teen's release. When he called home Jan. 3 after getting released, the father took the call and picked him up, police said.

Instead of taking the teenager home, the Arlington man drove to an abandoned house in Fort Worth, beat his stepson with a baseball bat and sodomized him with a metal tool, police said.

After the man left, the stepson found a pay phone and called police, who searched the abandoned home.

"We did find evidence at the scene to corroborate our victim's story," Johnson said.
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Dom Passantino, Sunday, 13 January 2008 11:29 (eighteen years ago)

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Just got offed, Sunday, 13 January 2008 11:40 (eighteen years ago)


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