So! Who wants to buy my slightly-evil ventriloquist's dummy?

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He's not really evil. He's just bored.

I've had him since I was 10, and now i need to get rid of him. I think i spent a good three weeks

I figured he deserved his own thread apart from my other "Buy my Shit" thread...

― Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Thursday, 19 August 2004 03:29 (twenty years ago)

Just imagine the fun you can have with him in airports, family gatherings, wedding receptions...

― Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Thursday, 19 August 2004 03:29 (twenty years ago)

How wide does his mouth open?

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 19 August 2004 03:32 (twenty years ago)

And how deep is his throat?

― Dirty Muriel (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 19 August 2004 03:32 (twenty years ago)

Does he have a stomach that can hold liquids?

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 19 August 2004 03:33 (twenty years ago)

Wide enough to say "ahh"

not too much

― Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Thursday, 19 August 2004 03:37 (twenty years ago)

you spent a good three weeks...?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 19 August 2004 03:38 (twenty years ago)

He can't scream though ... on his own, you know?

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 19 August 2004 03:38 (twenty years ago)

YES WE NEED CLOSURE ON THAT SENTENCE DAMMIT.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 19 August 2004 03:39 (twenty years ago)

is this the beginning of some horror movie? cos we really should know that before we make an offer for the dummy.

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Thursday, 19 August 2004 03:40 (twenty years ago)

p.s. he doesn't look evil so much as kind of self-satisfied.

― amateur!!st (amateurist), Thursday, 19 August 2004 03:41 (twenty years ago)

three weeks or so trying to say "V"s in place of "B"s. He came with a handy little "HOW TO BE A VENTRILOQUIST OR SOME SHIT" booklet. This is what 10-year-old dorklings who are exposed to too many classic radio shows do.

as for the 2nd question, well you're just gunna have to find out for yourself now, won'cha?

― Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Thursday, 19 August 2004 03:41 (twenty years ago)

amateurist is right, he looks like he should be saying "i am so great"

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 19 August 2004 03:48 (twenty years ago)

yeah i agree he looks smug not evil, chucky was heaps more evil than this one. what's his name anyway?

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 19 August 2004 03:49 (twenty years ago)

Hercule.

― Dirty Muriel (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 19 August 2004 03:50 (twenty years ago)

Or maybe he just did a big log.

(haha! Geddit... ahhh I kill me)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 19 August 2004 03:50 (twenty years ago)

ahahaha

and xpost so does he only speak greek then?

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 19 August 2004 03:51 (twenty years ago)

Or maybe he just did a big log.

i was thinking this too BUT I DIDN'T SHARE IT

― amateur!!st (amateurist), Thursday, 19 August 2004 03:52 (twenty years ago)

his name is Lester, duh.

― Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Thursday, 19 August 2004 03:53 (twenty years ago)

lester logger?

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 19 August 2004 03:53 (twenty years ago)

mo' lester!

― Dirty Muriel (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 19 August 2004 03:53 (twenty years ago)

i look at that picture and keep thinking of the geto boys

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Thursday, 19 August 2004 03:56 (twenty years ago)

Lester the Logjammer

― Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Thursday, 19 August 2004 03:59 (twenty years ago)

HIS NAME IS CHARLIE! YOU PEOPLE.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 19 August 2004 04:43 (twenty years ago)

oh, never mind them. they don't know the classics.

or have seen The Muppet Movie, apparently.

― Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Thursday, 19 August 2004 05:15 (twenty years ago)

Does it say BeaVER on the box under his head!!?

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 19 August 2004 05:22 (twenty years ago)

no, it sez "Be a VE.."

― Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Thursday, 19 August 2004 05:34 (twenty years ago)

HIS NAME IS CHARLIE! YOU PEOPLE.

Oh good. You also note the resemblance between Kingfish's wooden plaything and Edgar Bergen's old partner. Glad I'm not the only one.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 19 August 2004 05:36 (twenty years ago)

wooden play thing is dirty.

― anthony, Thursday, 19 August 2004 05:45 (twenty years ago)

Wait, so you spent three magical weeks with your hand shoved up his backside and THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT HIM?

I'm appalled. And shocked. Shocked AND appalled.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 19 August 2004 06:05 (twenty years ago)

Jeremy Lion to thread!

http://www.wilco.dircon.co.uk/justinedwards.jpg

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Thursday, 19 August 2004 07:37 (twenty years ago)

Wait, so you spent three magical weeks with your hand shoved up his backside and THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT HIM?

that's NUTHIN'-- you shoulda seen what else we shoved up his backside to get past the airport screeners!

ah, for the halcyon days of 1986...

― Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Thursday, 19 August 2004 13:11 (twenty years ago)

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