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i anticipate this thread going down the doldrums, but since the other post has proved so popular, and apparently there are a lot of white women with big asses out there, who are they? and where are they? they can be famous people or local girls you happen to know? pics in both cases that are scanned and photoshopped would be handy.

― dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 21:41 (twenty years ago)

whatshername, the one that Jess was always slobbering over, chick from Save Ferris, i think

― Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 21:47 (twenty years ago)

Ms. Melissa Joan Hart:
http://aldo062.free.fr/melissa%20joan%20hart/pic030518-01006.jpg

― sexyDancer, Tuesday, 24 August 2004 21:52 (twenty years ago)

The problem with most famous white girls with big asses is that after entertainment industry gets a hold of them it doesn't take long before they are anorexic freaks (re: Christina Ricci.)

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 21:55 (twenty years ago)

God bless them all.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 21:56 (twenty years ago)

ricci looked bizarrely thin in the last woody allen film. even her face looked a lot less chubby.

― dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 21:56 (twenty years ago)

Although Kelly Osbourne seems to be fighting gamely to keep her booty.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 21:56 (twenty years ago)

THAT'S BECAUSE SHE IS VOMITING AFTER EVERY MEAL, DICK!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 21:57 (twenty years ago)

I thought Lt. Kingfish's post read "Jesus" and was wondering when Mary Magdalene fronted Save Ferris.

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 21:57 (twenty years ago)

if you remember correctly, Jesus spent most of the book of Matthew trying to Get Dat Azz

― Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 21:58 (twenty years ago)

um, do you guys mind? me and mjh's pic are trying to have some privacy.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:00 (twenty years ago)

kelly osbourne is just 'big' so she has a proportionate big ass. i think the concept people have of a white girl having a fat ass and a black girl having a fat ass is different, if this post is anything to go by. im not talking about an overweight ass! vida guerra has a great ass, irrespective of race.

― dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:00 (twenty years ago)

I like Kelly. Jack should get the chair, though.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:01 (twenty years ago)

vida:

http://plaza.ufl.edu/goldnray/Vida1.jpg

― dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:02 (twenty years ago)

Me!

Uh.... yeah, anyway... moving along.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:03 (twenty years ago)

Does Jennifer Capriati still have ass? Lindsay Davenport definitely does. Um, lessee. Picabo Street? All those German swimmers from the 70s. All those non-black, non-latino Russ Meyer pin-ups.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:07 (twenty years ago)

racquel welch. jennifer anniston used to.

― dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:09 (twenty years ago)

Jennifer Aniston isn't a woman.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:09 (twenty years ago)

Haha oh wait how could I forger ANNA NICOLE SMITH!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:10 (twenty years ago)

Speaking of athletes: Misty May.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:10 (twenty years ago)

Damn oops, I was about to post:

http://graphics7.nytimes.com/images/2004/08/24/sports/olympics/24cnd-beach.2.184.jpg

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:10 (twenty years ago)

after observing various asses on various women from varying ethnicities, i think its fair to say that there are great asses of all sides across the board. and this is a wonderful thing.

― dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:17 (twenty years ago)

I thought this thread was going to be about naming asses.

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:19 (twenty years ago)

Woody Allen

― Huck, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:19 (twenty years ago)

maria, do you mean like, branding them?

― dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:21 (twenty years ago)

Like Jennifer Aniston's butt is nicknamed "Patty"

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:29 (twenty years ago)

"Slappy White"

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:31 (twenty years ago)

my aunt by marriage on my father's side.

― kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:33 (twenty years ago)

Whose butt is named "Spanky"?

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:33 (twenty years ago)

My greatgrandma was Gladys. We called her "Happy Bottom"

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:34 (twenty years ago)

5 of my exes. god bless them all

― g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:36 (twenty years ago)

names, numbers, and sexual turn-ons please.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:39 (twenty years ago)

don't be g--ff c-nn-n

― g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:40 (twenty years ago)

Sophie Dahl (pre-diet)

― The BFG, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:54 (twenty years ago)

kelly osbourne is just 'big' so she has a proportionate big ass.

have you seen her in person? i was shocked. she's about 5'1 and a size four, i'd estimate - really tiny. she's got an extremely round face and the camera probably adds weight, but she's definitely not big by any stretch of the word.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 18:02 (twenty years ago)

never seen her in person, no, so thats news to me.

― dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 18:06 (twenty years ago)

Maybe she only looks thick in comparison to the L.A./MTV girls she's standing next to on tv.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 18:08 (twenty years ago)

http://www.davidstrick.com/hollywood/Hollywood%201/Hollywood%201%20one/Celeb%20Images%201/Rene-Zellweger.jpg

― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 21:25 (twenty years ago)

http://tqb.com/rose/pictures/mcgowan.jpg

― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 21:47 (twenty years ago)

http://www.avninsider.com/story_images/2261-1.jpg

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 21:48 (twenty years ago)

http://www.dirty.org/~bug/images/shows/2002/02mtmf09.JPG

― Shelfy, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 21:54 (twenty years ago)

http://www.dirty.org/~bug/images/shows/2002/02mtmf02.JPG

― Shelfy, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 21:55 (twenty years ago)

I can't believe none of the ex-Sinister types have mentioned Isobel Campbell yet.

― ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 22:52 (twenty years ago)

who can forget...
http://archives.thedaily.washington.edu/1995/102695/mart.gif

― rcrumble, Thursday, 26 August 2004 02:26 (twenty years ago)

the immortal:
http://www.lucienfrancoeur.com/louisebrooks/images/brooks27.jpg

― film freak, Thursday, 26 August 2004 02:36 (twenty years ago)

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― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Thursday, 26 August 2004 06:47 (twenty years ago)

Claire from Steps

― lukey (Lukey G), Thursday, 26 August 2004 07:54 (twenty years ago)

seven months pass...

kelly key

joanna newsom

― Tannenbaum Schmidt (Nik), Sunday, 10 April 2005 15:22 (twenty years ago)

Joanna Newsom!?

pics pls

― sugarpants: bea arthur's secret lover (sugarpants), Sunday, 10 April 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

If by white you mean "not black," then I humbly nominate Shakira:

http://aldo063.free.fr/07%20D%e9cembre%202003/shakira/shakira223.jpg

― sugarpants: bea arthur's secret lover (sugarpants), Sunday, 10 April 2005 16:24 (twenty years ago)

every woman in my family

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 11 April 2005 03:10 (twenty years ago)

Hm. Going by the "white = not black" definition, uh hello, MEMEMEMEMEEEEE. And I've always had a big bum, too, even when I was really physically fit and decidedly capable of running an eight-minute mile.

― I am that unhip, naive nobody you always avoid. (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 11 April 2005 04:09 (twenty years ago)

there is in fact not a single photo of isobel campbell's bum on the internet.

(although i'm now searching for photos of just the streets of glasgow in case those photos catch a glimpse)

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 11 April 2005 04:34 (twenty years ago)

found it
http://www.buildingconnections.co.uk/imagebank/pics/261.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 11 April 2005 04:37 (twenty years ago)

None of the asses on this thread are large in teh bootay sense. Shakira doesnt even HAVE a botbot.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 11 April 2005 04:38 (twenty years ago)

that's not the most representative picture, though. just the funniest.

― sugarpants: bea arthur's secret lover (sugarpants), Monday, 11 April 2005 11:35 (twenty years ago)

Badly Drawn Kit to thread

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 11 April 2005 12:28 (twenty years ago)

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white women with big asses - name them!