My cat took a piss in the bathroom sink (and other pet bloopers).

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Yesterday I went into the bathroom (to wash my hands no less) and my cat was squatting in the bathroom sink TAKING A FUCKING PISS! GROSS!

Once my little Rat Terrier got up on the kitchen table and ate 3/4 of a huge sheet cake that had been left out to cool. His stomach ballooned to the size of a football.

Another cat I used to have had a habit of killing gophers and dropping the little carcasses in the swimming pool.

What's the weirdest shit your pets have ever done?

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 19:37 (twenty years ago)

it seems as if your cat was just potty training itself. good for you mr kitty

― JaXoN (JasonD), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 19:48 (twenty years ago)

no no man he's already box trained. this was an out of the blue type thing.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 19:49 (twenty years ago)

one time my college roommate was housesitting a friend's cat. the cat came over to stay at their place. they left for class, came back and it pissed on one of their beds and shat on the other. good times!

― JaXoN (JasonD), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 19:49 (twenty years ago)

I *wish* my cat peed in the sink. That'd be just dandy. Cleaning a pissy sink vs. cleaning an ammonia-death litterbox = no contest.

― Harold Media (kenan), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 19:49 (twenty years ago)

Maybe the cat was just getting you back for the time you washed your face in the litter box.

― Huck, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 19:50 (twenty years ago)

helluva lot better than pissing on the rug.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 19:54 (twenty years ago)

jinxy jinxy cat
i love you

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 19:55 (twenty years ago)

I'd rather he not get in the habit of this dudes. C'Mon, weird pet sories!

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 19:59 (twenty years ago)

"Stories"

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 20:00 (twenty years ago)

Nothing weird, but my cats consistently have trouble remembering that glass is a solid. Hours of hilarity.

― Harold Media (kenan), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 20:02 (twenty years ago)

We used to have this cat named Bandit that was really tough and would go out and fight with other cats all the time. One time I opened the front door and Bandit was sitting there hunched over, with a big hole in his side. It was weird, it wasn't bleeding or anything, but it was all red, like we were seeing his lung or the inside of his skin or something. Anyways, we rushed him to the vet, they patched him up, and he had to wear this bandage tied around his middle for a little while, and my sister and I delighted in telling our friends that he had been chopped in half and then tied back together again.

― n.a. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 20:02 (twenty years ago)

my cat had diabetes & so every morning i'd have to give her an insulin injection. she was a very bitchy cat. moody, easily irritated, etc. when i'd set her on the counter to do the shot, as soon as i squeezed her neck to make the "tent" for the injection, she'd start purring.

― kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 20:04 (twenty years ago)

one time my mom was bringing the cat to the vet in what would eventually become my first car. the cat pissed in the back seat.

then, much later, she gave the cat left over shark steaks, and the cat went into the back seat of the car to sleep, and puked kitty shark gutz all over the place.

so when this car was eventually mine, in the hot summers, it would smell like hot kitty shark piss gutz and no one wanted to get in my car.

― JaXoN (JasonD), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 20:04 (twenty years ago)

a little light on the blooper, but that's all i got.

― kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 20:04 (twenty years ago)

Right after I moved in with my girlfriend one of her cats had to go to the vet and it fell upon me to take him. Lester (R.I.P.) was a 25 lbs. skittish kitty and it took some doing for me to get him in the cardboard cat-carrier we had. The vet's was 2 blocks away but right on Lombard which is a major artery in SF. As I was crossing Buchannan (which runs parallel to Lombard) the bottom of the box broke and Lester fell to the pavement. For a second my heart froze at the idea that, after less than two weeks living with her, I would be associated with the horrible death of my beloved's cat. This really isn't a blooper either but the thing that really makes this all memorable to me is that, instead of freaking and running (potentially into traffic), Lester, when I bent down for him, tried at least three times to jump back into the now bottomless box. I still took him to the vet. I don't think that was one of his favorite days.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 20:18 (twenty years ago)

your cat may have crystals, Aaron, watch him and make sure he isn't peeing inappropriately anywhere else. cats only do this to tell you something, and it's usually: their box needs to be changed; they don't like the new litter; or they have crystals.

― kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 20:24 (twenty years ago)

kyle,

Crystals? Are you saying his cat's gone New Age on him?

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 20:25 (twenty years ago)

Cat licking his own ass on amp-cabinet. Cat leans back too far.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 20:26 (twenty years ago)

cat urine has crystals in it; these can irritate the cat's urethra, making the cat feel like it has to pee all the time. if there is a big accumulation of crystals (usually caused by ashy food) it can cause a blockage which can kill the cat in 48 hours! I know more about this than I'd like to.

― kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 20:28 (twenty years ago)

"ashy food"?

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 20:29 (twenty years ago)

Yes, this is the #1 reason not to feed your cat cheap cat food. Fillers in cat food are often bad news.

― Harold Media (kenan), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 20:30 (twenty years ago)

Ashy?

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 20:31 (twenty years ago)

as in "bone ash" from other animals

― kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 20:33 (twenty years ago)

then, if the cat is prone to crystals, it has to go on perscriptive science diet food forever to prevent them from coming back. it is a giant pain in the ass. trust me! you don't want a male cat with a blockage. it is the path to heartbreak.

― kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 20:34 (twenty years ago)

WHew, becaue I was thinking "cigarette ash" from Marlboro Lights.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 20:34 (twenty years ago)

Sorry to joke Kyle. I've heard of this before. Isn't it especially dangerous for males?

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 20:35 (twenty years ago)

well the cat's going to the vet today anyway, is it easy for them to check for that?

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 20:35 (twenty years ago)

Kyle speaks the truth. I was literally shaking when I had to rush my old cat into the vet. Let's just say there was blood, he was crying, and I was completely destroyed.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 20:37 (twenty years ago)

Great. Now I'm paranoid that my cat's dick is going to start bleeding.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 20:39 (twenty years ago)

it's only dangerous for males, because girl cats can't really get blocked like that, I guess. yeah it's easy for them to check.

― kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 20:42 (twenty years ago)

Ash in cat food is not an evil ploy, BTW. It's to provide minerals like potassium and magnesium that are essential. This is all that is left behind when all the organic matter of a bone has burned away. Recent research suggests that the magnesium in the ash is the real cause of crystals, and many cat food packages now list magnesium as a separate ingredient (apart from "minerals").

― Harold Media (kenan), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 20:43 (twenty years ago)

And yet, fillers in cat food are often bad news. Don't buy the cheap stuff.

― Harold Media (kenan), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 20:44 (twenty years ago)

I know my Rat Terrier likes to eat the ashes out of the bottom of the BBQ.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 20:45 (twenty years ago)

My kitten Spike has begun to nurse, loudly, on Buffy. Loud enough to wake me up at 3 in the morning to find them under my bed or behind a piece of furniture and make him stop.

Her chest always looks wet and funny, like it was gelled, and I fear he's going to give her a bald spot.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 21:00 (twenty years ago)

Spike has begun to nurse, loudly, on Buffy

OMG in-house slash fic!

― Harold Media (kenan), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 21:02 (twenty years ago)

this is dexter. he likes to float around.

http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Aug/20048257539002745366761.jpg

he's now living at the house my brother stays at, where he runs around, chews up his toys, then vomits it back up(toy pieces included) in inopportune places.

― Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 21:05 (twenty years ago)

My cat has occasionally crapped in the bath, when his litter has needed changing. But, I agree, it's easier to clean than the litter tray itself - I just popped the shower on.

(there was an element of "aw! he's so clever! he knows that the bathroom is the room you're supposed to crap in!")

(he also has been known to crap on piles of dirty laundry, which wasn't so great. Fortunately he's not done that for a few years - in fact, he won't go *anywhere* indoors unless he's really desperate, can't hold it in much longer and can't get outside.)

― caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 21:20 (twenty years ago)

I stepped in kitty puke TWICE yesterday.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 21:23 (twenty years ago)

Possible solution for cats pissing too much.

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 21:31 (twenty years ago)

A friend's shih tzu once ate his own faeces. He proceeded to breathe on all of us.

Same dog, probably when he was 5-6 years old: we were watching the telly, and all of a sudden a heavy, sharp stench filled the living room. The geezer had laid a fresh turd right on the carpet. I'll upload the picture.

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 21:33 (twenty years ago)

no thank you

― kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 21:34 (twenty years ago)

I just found a lone turd at the bottom of the stairs.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 21:37 (twenty years ago)

awww. the saddest turd in the world.

― Harold Media (kenan), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 21:38 (twenty years ago)

we were house sitting for my dad, and he usually left the dog outside when he went to work, but i left her in, and she went into the guest bedroom and took SEVENTEEN WET GUSHY DIARRHEAS all over the floor. if that wasnt' gross enough, my girlfriend at the time was in her womanly time of the month, and the dog found a used pad in the trashcan and ripped it to shreds ON MY DAD'S WHITE COMFORTER!

― JaXoN (JasonD), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 21:39 (twenty years ago)

that's when I just close up the house and put it on the market "as is"

― kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 21:39 (twenty years ago)

emoturd

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 21:47 (twenty years ago)

Recently Calvin the wonder pug and I went to the dog park at Marymoor. Marymoor has several "dog beaches" opening on the Samamish River, which is shallow and quiet this time of year. Calvin loves to swim (especially when he has an audience of people saying "I didn't think pugs could swim!"). This time, there was a scull (those canoe-looking boats they race in) full of women learning to row sitting in the water, as their leader gave them pointers on how to hold the oars etc. Calvin took one look at that boat and LEAPED into the water, paddled out more than halfway across the river, and treaded water while giving the women his very best "pet me! pet me!" look - when they noticed him they all cracked up. One of them said "He thinks this is a really big stick to fetch!" I called him and he circled back a little, and then went BACK out to the boat - he was very obviously trying to get them to take him for a ride! After much calling, he let the women get back to their rowing, bounded back up the beach, and looked up at me as if to say "Did you see what I caught!"

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 21:49 (twenty years ago)

i want a swimming pug!

― JaXoN (JasonD), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 22:05 (twenty years ago)

one of my cats has taken to taking a slash on the corner of the bed if the litterbox isn't sufficiently clean. at least it's a step up from going directly in the middle of it like he did on two occasions *sigh*

― purple patch (electricsound), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 22:07 (twenty years ago)

That's it, thanks to this thread it's no pets for me ever again.

― Dan I., Wednesday, 25 August 2004 22:47 (twenty years ago)

TS: cats pissing in the sink versus CATS PISSING ON YOU.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 22:53 (twenty years ago)

Hmm. Can I get back to you on that one?

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 22:56 (twenty years ago)

I knew eventually this would turn into a GS thread.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 22:56 (twenty years ago)

Zippy, our oldest cat, tried to nurse on our dog Tracy when the cat was a six-week-old foundling and the dog was about a year old. Tracy was amenable, it went on for a couple of months until Zippy wanted something more nourishing.

Just tonight, I discovered Zippy is a freak for chives. He doesn't care much when I bring in catnip, but when I snipped some chives for the eggs, he freaked. He's 14 now and I haven't seen him move that fast in at least five years.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 23:11 (twenty years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/redhalcyon/cocopoo.txt

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 23:31 (twenty years ago)

My mum was going away for 2 days and left the 2 dogs, 2 cats & new 6 week old puppy inside. Dad came home from work that night to find multi coloured feathers all over the house. He was concerned that there had been a weird massacre involving a lorrikeet or some such exotic bird but couldn't figure out how it could have gotten inside the house. He called my mum and she remembered that there was a rainbow coloured feather duster in the cupboard. Sure enough, amongst all the feathers, my dad found a naked stick.

― Krusty, Thursday, 26 August 2004 05:23 (twenty years ago)

"naked stick"

― JaXoN (JasonD), Thursday, 26 August 2004 05:31 (twenty years ago)

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