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Since when did Satan have his own ice hockey team?

http://ruthlessreviews.com/top10/10blackmetal.html

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 27 August 2004 03:58 (twenty-one years ago)

After all, he's in a cave with a large hunting knife, but by the way that thing is glowing, you'd think Orcs were near. Go black metal Frodo, go!

hee hee

― Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Friday, 27 August 2004 04:10 (twenty-one years ago)

HAHAHAH! OMG luna I love you =)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 27 August 2004 04:19 (twenty-one years ago)

The Dimmu Borgir pic is particularly erm... fetching.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 27 August 2004 04:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Sami and Janne to thread! ;)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 27 August 2004 04:20 (twenty-one years ago)

who was the ILXor who went to dimmu borgir, iceland; discovered that all that was there were a bunch of mossy rocks; and that his ass was NOT kicked by dimmu borgir?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 27 August 2004 04:25 (twenty-one years ago)

#3 Immortal - looks like they are trying to do Aerobics, Oz-Style

― Krusty, Friday, 27 August 2004 04:29 (twenty-one years ago)

You mask your own fear behind this foolish attempt to ridicule.

― Janne Karlsson, Friday, 27 August 2004 05:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, this one made the rounds on ILM, it is good to see love here. It's truly ridiculous.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 27 August 2004 05:18 (twenty-one years ago)

This one has to be my favourite!
http://ruthlessreviews.com/pics4/bm/bm4.jpg

― PinXor (Pinkpanther), Friday, 27 August 2004 06:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Grr, I'mm a big scary goth man, grrr!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 27 August 2004 07:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha, gay goth!

― PinXor (Pinkpanther), Friday, 27 August 2004 07:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Since when did Satan have his own ice hockey team?

Since 1982, of course:
http://nhl.speedera.net/img/team/170/dev.gif
"In 1982 the Rockies were purchased by John McMullen, John Whitehead, and Brendan Byrne, and with NHL approval relocated once again, this time to New Jersey. After a fan vote, the new team was christened the New Jersey Devils."

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 27 August 2004 08:24 (twenty-one years ago)

oops
http://nhl.speedera.net/img/team/170/dev.gif

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 27 August 2004 08:25 (twenty-one years ago)

although the prince of darnkess himself plays for buffalo. maybe he likes to mix things up a bit, ya know?
http://www.hockeysandwich.com/satansweaterba.jpg

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 27 August 2004 08:28 (twenty-one years ago)

though won't let his number be 666? FUCK THAT.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 27 August 2004 08:30 (twenty-one years ago)

he's just keepin a low profile, ya know? trying to blend in with the other players and all that. if he gets 666 on his jersey, everyone will want 3 digit numbers.

i mean, his stats last year are OK but not great or anything. a +/- of -15? surely he can do better. career stats are not too shabby though.

SATAN:
Year Team GP G A Pts +/- PIM PPG PPA SHG SHA Shots Shot%
2003-04 BUF 82 29 28 57 -15 30 11 15 1 0 206 14.1
Totals 704 259 260 519 40 277 85 84 15 7 1763 14.

i guess he doesn't want to show off or anything.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 27 August 2004 08:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Take this Warhammer shit off ILE.

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Friday, 27 August 2004 09:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it me, or does Dani from Cradle of Filth look a bit like Billy Corgan?

― the impossible shortest special path! (the impossible shortest specia), Friday, 27 August 2004 09:48 (twenty-one years ago)

http://ruthlessreviews.com/pics4/bm/bm4.jpg

His wang must be torn to shreds.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 27 August 2004 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Couldn't he have got his teeth whitened, the skank?

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 27 August 2004 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

But he's British! < / stereotype man >

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 27 August 2004 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

He's like Michael Jackson's metal-er cousin.

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Saturday, 28 August 2004 00:11 (twenty-one years ago)

He looks like so many goth lads I know. The metal finger spikes and the bad labret piercings and shite makeup and all.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 28 August 2004 03:19 (twenty-one years ago)

He lacks a girlfriend who can school him in the dark art of corpsepaint, is all.

― Janne Karlsson, Saturday, 28 August 2004 03:23 (twenty-one years ago)

God, Boy George looks like shit these days.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Saturday, 28 August 2004 05:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I see that must be singer from crap band Baby Cradle of Pansies, ha! he must spend all of ten second applying corpse paint. corpse paint proper is ritual, taking effort and pain lasting untold hours and in some case years.

― Vas Djifrens (latebloomer), Saturday, 28 August 2004 08:23 (twenty-one years ago)

but dude! the one guy has armbands with 10" carpenter nails in 'em! he spent all weekend putting them together! surely that'll get him at least ONE chick...

― Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Saturday, 28 August 2004 13:52 (twenty-one years ago)

It is true Kingfish, what Vas say abovethread. For I have spoken with Ulrike Bogenhammer, she of girlfriend of ally of mine, Impaler from Succubus (of course you know this legenrdary band) and she is singer in her own right of course with numerous bands including Arkarnal (they play Wacken last year). She apply corpsepaint to the stars! Nocturno Culto once say to me, she give him this advice, to apply each line so delicately as if one were dragging a razorblade across the eye of a sleeping angel, with aim so to kill angel while latter is still asleep. That careful and precise must one be. Yet these young bands, they apply corpsepaint as if they are slapping on suncream. It is embarassing to me!

― Janne Karlsson, Sunday, 29 August 2004 03:14 (twenty-one years ago)

and what's wrong w/ cradle of faith?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 29 August 2004 03:22 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

hails to Thoth!

http://www.fdj.org/akbauer/interviews/thoth/backyard.JPG

― Janne Karlsson, Tuesday, 2 November 2004 04:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought Gorgoroth looked kinda cool in their picture

― Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 04:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!

― nickn (nickn), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 05:42 (twenty-one years ago)

There is even more fear here:

http://ruthlessreviews.com/rants/erich/larp.html

The LARPers aren't *that* ridiculous, but the whole concept of Furry LARP has made my brain bend.

― RickyT (RickyT), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 10:19 (twenty-one years ago)

four years pass...

because i'm laughing so hard right now

― CaptainLorax, Sunday, 29 March 2009 04:34 (sixteen years ago)

L.O.L.

― Duderonomy 1:69-420 (iiiijjjj), Sunday, 29 March 2009 04:36 (sixteen years ago)

, heh

― Duderonomy 1:69-420 (iiiijjjj), Sunday, 29 March 2009 04:36 (sixteen years ago)

it's just that i seriosuly think its funny that libcrypt thinks i'm a sockpuppet

― CaptainLorax, Sunday, 29 March 2009 04:40 (sixteen years ago)

he must be thinking "nobody can be that stupid"

― CaptainLorax, Sunday, 29 March 2009 04:40 (sixteen years ago)

ignorance is bliss

― CaptainLorax, Sunday, 29 March 2009 04:40 (sixteen years ago)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3225/2861258433_0a65ef1238.jpg

― CaptainLorax, Sunday, 29 March 2009 04:41 (sixteen years ago)

stupid isn't quite the word...

― ian, Sunday, 29 March 2009 04:48 (sixteen years ago)

Saying you are a sock is called generosity.

― I seldom pass on tea now. (libcrypt), Sunday, 29 March 2009 04:49 (sixteen years ago)

― CaptainLorax, Sunday, 29 March 2009 04:50 (sixteen years ago)

― CaptainLorax, Sunday, 29 March 2009 04:55 (sixteen years ago)

― CaptainLorax, Sunday, 29 March 2009 04:56 (sixteen years ago)

now I got snot dribbling out my nose im crying so hard

― CaptainLorax, Sunday, 29 March 2009 04:57 (sixteen years ago)

Can't you let the first admiral steer for awhile or maybe the cabin boy?

― I seldom pass on tea now. (libcrypt), Sunday, 29 March 2009 05:00 (sixteen years ago)

you are such a sifl

― CaptainLorax, Sunday, 29 March 2009 05:05 (sixteen years ago)

― CaptainLorax, Sunday, 29 March 2009 05:06 (sixteen years ago)

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