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I want to have sex with the man who serves me coffee in the morning . DAvid knows this and he has given me permisson to ty. SO how do i train this man to be my dirty coffee monkey ?

― anthony, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Dirty coffee monkey" is my new favorite phrase.

― Prude, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Tip very, very well. Also, start meaningless conversations with him so that he will get distracted and burn himself with the espresso machine. Then you can lick his wounds and the rest is history. It hurts so good...

― Timothy, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No, you have to be much more original. When I was a coffee girl, I was scornful of people who tried to chat me up by extravagant tipping. You should tailor your approach so that you will be recognised as special and interesting.

― rainy, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hmm. Barristas are a bit more tricky to seduce than waiters because they don't have as much interaction with customers + they are usually working with their back turned while steaming milk and making shots. When I worked as a barrista it would invariably annoy me when people would start converation as it meant I had to act like I was listening whilst trying to make sure the steam wand didn't explode hot milk in my face.

― turner, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i just don't get why all these lawyers would be making coffee.

― Geoff, Wednesday, 14 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"make sure the steam wand didn't explode hot milk in my face": b-b-but surely [insert joke here]

― mark s, Wednesday, 14 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Drop trou and present buttuk. Yell in a siren way to alert action possible.

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 14 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mike should write for FHM.

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 14 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Drop trou and present buttuk

What if you make a buttsteak present?

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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