George W. Bush loves you

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Yesterday, my pal George W. Bush and I were talking on the phone while watching the Real World, and I asked him, "Truth ot Dare?" just like that. He chose truth, so I asked, "What is the defining truth of your existence?" He told me, "I love you, not in a Jim McGreevy way, but in the way I am deeply in love with everyone in the whole wide world." With a friend like that, who needs John Kerry?

― Michael Byron, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 04:35 (twenty years ago) link

err....

― lukey (Lukey G), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 06:58 (twenty years ago) link

If he really loved me, he'd suck my dick.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 13:33 (twenty years ago) link

What, rather than fuck you in the arse?

― Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 13:35 (twenty years ago) link

What dare would you have given him?

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 13:37 (twenty years ago) link

"fuck my ass"

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 13:38 (twenty years ago) link

I love you too, George, now finish your vegetables or no dessert.

― Huck, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 13:41 (twenty years ago) link

I dared him to go to war with Iraq, but that was a while ago.

― dexterpie, Friday, 10 September 2004 06:12 (twenty years ago) link

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