ok, is there anyone *not* shaggable in The OC?

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im watching this on channel 4 right now while attempting to do some work and damn if there isnt any woman in here i dont want to er, 'befriend'.

― dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 08:49 (twenty years ago) link

or perhaps i should ask, is there anyone in the OC not shagging someone else in the OC? this is all they seem to do, after all.

― dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 08:50 (twenty years ago) link

i only find one of them attractive. seth. mmmmm seth.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 08:52 (twenty years ago) link

Di, even the Tom Hanks Jr. aspect doesn't put you off?

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 08:53 (twenty years ago) link

arrrrrggghhhh he doesn't look like tom hanks!! poor seth.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 08:56 (twenty years ago) link

they're all weird lookin'

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 08:57 (twenty years ago) link

it weirds me out that the mum's all look younger than their kids.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 08:59 (twenty years ago) link

http://members.ozemail.com.au/~peterv/bb/tom1.jpg

http://www.clamack.hpg.ig.com.br/ATORES/AdamBrody/Adam1.jpg

Hmm, it's exacerbated by being a soundalike.

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 09:03 (twenty years ago) link

the only thing they have in common is curly hair.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 09:05 (twenty years ago) link

hanks is a lot chubbier.

― dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 09:05 (twenty years ago) link

Dude, I had to check they hadn't actually cast Colin Hanks...

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 09:12 (twenty years ago) link

I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THIS PERFECTLY REASONABLE COMPARISON!

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 09:14 (twenty years ago) link

Don't worry. Have just added Tom Hanks to the list of people who Tracer Hand vaguely resembles.

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 09:17 (twenty years ago) link

I saw an advert for this show - I hate it already.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 09:32 (twenty years ago) link

ditto w/the seth love & the refusal to accept the comparison!

― etc, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 11:48 (twenty years ago) link

Dude, I had to check they hadn't actually cast Colin Hanks...

But they did cast Colin Hanks as the Seth-like character on the fictional teen show the OC kids were into.

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 11:51 (twenty years ago) link

What show do the characters on the fictional teen show watch?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 12:02 (twenty years ago) link

This is breaking however many rules of netiquette or whatever but ::NEWSFLASH:: - ADAM BR0DY (I'm pretty sure it's that one; i'm not a reg. viewer myself) lives a few apt buildings down from one of my friend's on LAUREL AVENUE in hollywood and they see him walking his dog all the time!

He is "nice" and everything. I don't know about the dog.

― Vic (Vic), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 12:09 (twenty years ago) link

He is drool-worthy is what he is.

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 12:11 (twenty years ago) link

Di, when you come to LA I can drop you off in the middle of The Real OC (Orange? Irvine? Newport? it's upto U) if ya want, and we'd give you 24 hours to see if you can find anyone conversational _and_ attractive as Seth. Consider it an ultimate challenge, of sorts.

― Vic (Vic), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 12:16 (twenty years ago) link

i was rocking quite the seth look at reading on saturday

― stevie (stevie), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 12:17 (twenty years ago) link

Dude, HELLO. Not that I think much of myself or anything.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 13:10 (twenty years ago) link

Alameda County is the new Orange County.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 13:13 (twenty years ago) link

The AC

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 13:13 (twenty years ago) link

Adam will be walking around beating people up Shield-stylee, saying "This is how things are done in the AC, bitch!"...

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 13:15 (twenty years ago) link

[Ned, you're an ILXor Di's known for years - you're exempt. We're talking about the wild masses of that barren land of super-malls down there. ]

― Vic (Vic), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 13:17 (twenty years ago) link

The OC is kind of like the suburbs if they were a theme park.

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 13:19 (twenty years ago) link

OK people, hands off, Seth is mine you hear, MINE.

I can't understand why anyone would fancy one of the OC women, except maybe Seth's mum. Ms Barton in particular makes me feel queasy. Her intonation is really weird and her limbs are all gangly.

― Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 13:39 (twenty years ago) link

Ned, you're an ILXor Di's known for years - you're exempt. We're talking about the wild masses of that barren land of super-malls down there.

"Great flocks congregate on the open veldt of South Coast Plaza..."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 13:42 (twenty years ago) link

i luvs me some Rachel Bilson

http://wanadoo.segundosfuera.com/especiales/galeria/img/maxi/rachel_bilson/p_r13.jpg

― JaXoN (JasonD), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:32 (twenty years ago) link

i saw seth first. stay back, british people.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:35 (twenty years ago) link

if seth was british he would be a busted /mcfly clone. I'm trying to ruin him for you.

― cºzen (Cozen), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 19:31 (twenty years ago) link

mischa barton is better than audrey hepburn (the original gamin) (ok maybe not).

what I love most about the show, these relationships: dad-ryan, mum-ryan, seth-ryan, seth-summer, summer-ryan, seth-dad-mum.

― cºzen (Cozen), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 19:33 (twenty years ago) link

I went all chuck eddy for a moment then.

― cºzen (Cozen), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 19:36 (twenty years ago) link

This show is really, really, really stupid. Like, ultra-mega-gonz stupid.

I say this as someone who would like to see a "Manimal" revival.

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:14 (twenty years ago) link

Which one is Seth? Is he the one who looks like Lance? The girl with short hair is okay.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:17 (twenty years ago) link

Why the hell am I not down with this OC thing?

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:18 (twenty years ago) link

welcome to the OC bitch, jel.

― cºzen (Cozen), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:19 (twenty years ago) link

Cozen you seem to be knowledgeable, explain it to me.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:20 (twenty years ago) link

the OC bitch:

http://the.oc.free.fr/mischa04mini.gif

― amateur!!st, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:21 (twenty years ago) link

anyway the one who looks like Lance is always squinting.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:22 (twenty years ago) link

[
"Great flocks congregate on the open veldt of South Coast Plaza..."

i'm okay with that one, having talent scouted there somewhat successfully - it's Irvine Spectrum that inspires genocidal thoughts in my mind. Scouting-wise and otherwise...]

― Vic (Vic), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:25 (twenty years ago) link

Anna is the one with short hair.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:26 (twenty years ago) link

how can anyone turn off the screaming awfulness of this whole enterprise in their heads for five mintues to find any of these people attractive.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:32 (twenty years ago) link

Particularly Mischa Fembot? She looks like a brunette lollipop.

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:33 (twenty years ago) link

she looks like she has some extra, unnecessary bones

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:34 (twenty years ago) link

also, people with no ass: not hot

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:34 (twenty years ago) link

Dude, it's just a TV show!

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:34 (twenty years ago) link

also, it's not 'six feet under'!

― cºzen (Cozen), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:35 (twenty years ago) link

you all watch too much damn tv anyway!

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:36 (twenty years ago) link

The OC is on a par with Saved By The Bell IMHO.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:36 (twenty years ago) link

high praise!

― cis (cis), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:37 (twenty years ago) link

I nearly bought a Saved By the Bell DVD. I wonder if there will be a box-set?

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:38 (twenty years ago) link

there already is over here jel!

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:38 (twenty years ago) link

jel nailed it.

― cºzen (Cozen), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:42 (twenty years ago) link

"dear jess, you need to watch MORE tv. signed, the world."

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:42 (twenty years ago) link

the oc takes itself far too seriously to be on par with the mighty bell.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:43 (twenty years ago) link

ac slater would never listen to fucking death cab

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:43 (twenty years ago) link

"it's like one guitar and a whole bunch of whining!"

― cºzen (Cozen), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:44 (twenty years ago) link

I appreciate Jess's hate and Dan's Manimal love.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:44 (twenty years ago) link

I really don't find Peter Gallagher too shaggable. But his eyebrows are, actually, somewhat shag carpet-like.

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper328/stills/tw09si44.jpg

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:51 (twenty years ago) link

FFS why does ever discussion of Peter Gallagher devolve into eyebrow-fucking?

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:53 (twenty years ago) link

Your search - eyebrow fucking - did not match any documents.

― amateur!!st, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:53 (twenty years ago) link

you're thinking of slug fucking.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:55 (twenty years ago) link

I wish all the old people were hotter.

Does Adam Brody retain any of the indie-ness he displayed in The Gilmore Girls?

― Arthur (Arthur), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 21:38 (twenty years ago) link

i saw seth first. stay back, british people.

um, i'm from new zealand. and vic is a stalker's best friend!!!!

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 2 September 2004 02:47 (twenty years ago) link

I'm watching this for the first time now and i haven't seen anyone shaggable so far. Not even Seth who I suppose should be my "type". He's just fake and wierd-looking.

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 2 September 2004 08:33 (twenty years ago) link

I just read about the Colin Hanks thing, I don't want to give people the impression I watch the OC. Not that there's anything wrong with that...

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Thursday, 2 September 2004 11:37 (twenty years ago) link

I know i'm getting old when Peter Gallagher is the only bloke i find attractive in that programme.

― leigh (leigh), Thursday, 2 September 2004 12:24 (twenty years ago) link

I fear for anyone who'd want to fuck Theresa, in spite of the knowledge that she's always up for a ride.

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Thursday, 2 September 2004 12:38 (twenty years ago) link

I mean, what a binner.

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Thursday, 2 September 2004 12:39 (twenty years ago) link

Oh My God! The Saved By the Bell Box Set is being added to my Christmas list!

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 2 September 2004 15:10 (twenty years ago) link

What a classic jel. there isn't anyone worth shagging on the OC, but it doesn't matter.. cause it's GREAT.

― Nellie (nellskies), Thursday, 2 September 2004 15:25 (twenty years ago) link

I've come to believe there's a shortage of non-inbred teens in Chino and Gallagher adopted Ryan to strike a blow for genetics. Well, that and major dorks, but there's a reason he never hit the big time.

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Thursday, 2 September 2004 15:29 (twenty years ago) link

peter gallagher is a scary looking man, and I find the OC pretty much unwatchable. But who is most shaggable? I'd be going with the novelty factor I think so I suppose it is going to have to be Alan Dale. Hilarious, I would have shagged jim robertson from neighbours

― Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Thursday, 2 September 2004 15:37 (twenty years ago) link

You might as well do Bouncer.

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Thursday, 2 September 2004 15:44 (twenty years ago) link

great idea! only I think he might be dead. Oh well, less of a chase

― Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Thursday, 2 September 2004 15:46 (twenty years ago) link

yeah Bouncer was overfed and died or something like that. Poor Bouncer.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 2 September 2004 15:50 (twenty years ago) link

seth cohen starter pack: death cab, bright eyes, the shins, kavalier & clay, and the goonies.

― cºzen (Cozen), Sunday, 5 September 2004 12:22 (twenty years ago) link

back off oliver!

― cºzen (Cozen), Sunday, 5 September 2004 12:23 (twenty years ago) link

darn, I meant to watch the O.C but I missed it, I was having a weird dream about something.

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 5 September 2004 14:56 (twenty years ago) link

Gah, it was this afternoon, wasn't it?

I missed it too. I'm not used to the concept of there being something good on telly on a Sunday afternoon.

― caitlin (caitlin), Sunday, 5 September 2004 19:42 (twenty years ago) link

Jim RobINson.

The OC was great today. Luke as the wanker who brays along with the band and shouts out stupid stuff was terrific. Seth is the only one who looks remotely like an indie kid though. Rooney is a shit name for a band. Unless you say it like Jeffrey Jones in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

― Madchen (Madchen), Sunday, 5 September 2004 19:47 (twenty years ago) link

luke's turn as david brent on guitar was funny.

― cºzen (Cozen), Sunday, 5 September 2004 21:06 (twenty years ago) link

I'm not sure how believable the drawn luke that has emerged since he became friends with ryan & co. actually is.

― cºzen (Cozen), Sunday, 12 September 2004 14:33 (twenty years ago) link

scriptwriter, somewhere in america: "we need someone kinda, y'know, goofy!"

― cºzen (Cozen), Sunday, 12 September 2004 14:34 (twenty years ago) link

i thought that was a great comedic turn!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 12 September 2004 15:45 (twenty years ago) link

Arse, I forgot to watch it again.

― caitlin (caitlin), Sunday, 12 September 2004 19:16 (twenty years ago) link

Seth and Anna were being very cute yesterday.

― Madchen (Madchen), Monday, 13 September 2004 11:04 (twenty years ago) link

First our country gave you the Iraqi war, and now I'm very saddened to hear that we've inflicted onto you this particular shitfest tee vee series. I expect a cameo from the Bush twins on this sucker any day now.

On behalf of the American people, I apologize -- and hang my head in (further) shame.

― anon., Monday, 13 September 2004 13:49 (twenty years ago) link

What show do the characters on the fictional teen show watch?
-- Ned Raggett

I believe it was called "The Valley", but the viewing audience does not actually get to see this show. We only know it 'exists'.

― /v|ike Dixon (Mike Dixon), Monday, 13 September 2004 13:56 (twenty years ago) link

oliver is rocking a polo-shirt under shirt look today - wtf?

also, that tweed jacket he's wearing? I need one now.

― cºzen (Cozen), Sunday, 19 September 2004 12:19 (twenty years ago) link

the writing on this show can be so awful & obvious.

― cºzen (Cozen), Sunday, 19 September 2004 13:00 (twenty years ago) link

I believe it was called "The Valley", but the viewing audience does not actually get to see this show. We only know it 'exists'.

Screw that noise. They showed Invitation to Love on Twin Peaks, didn't they?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 19 September 2004 13:01 (twenty years ago) link

None of the boys on this show are attractive. It's so upsetting. I was sooo hoping that Oliver the fuckedup trustafarian would look like Julian Casablancas or something, but no, he just looks like a weasly little ferret.

Are those actors what American teenage girls are supposed to fancy? Ugh! I don't get it.

(I am getting hooked on the show, unfortunately, though, I must admit, as it is just about the right mental level for my Sunday afternoon hangover.)

― The 120 Days Of Streatham (kate), Monday, 20 September 2004 09:31 (twenty years ago) link

april 2004 copy of 'the face' reveals mischa barton in calvin klein is actually really attractive.

― cºzen (Cozen), Monday, 20 September 2004 16:28 (twenty years ago) link

Is it out on DVD yet? Still never really seen it.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 20 September 2004 16:29 (twenty years ago) link

eight months pass...

yeah there is no one not shaggable in this.

― titchyschneider (titchyschneider), Sunday, 5 June 2005 13:17 (nineteen years ago) link

even the nerds look good in this. and the mums look hot too.

― titchyschneider (titchyschneider), Sunday, 5 June 2005 13:19 (nineteen years ago) link

this is the reddest show ever made

― jones (actual), Sunday, 5 June 2005 14:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Marissa actually started looking hot toward the end of last season, so no, no one not shaggable.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Sunday, 5 June 2005 16:48 (nineteen years ago) link

>even the nerds look good in this.

That's why it's called "TV."

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 June 2005 13:29 (nineteen years ago) link

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