― dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 10:55 (twenty years ago) link
I'm not going to read this thread because it will only depress me further.
― Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 10:56 (twenty years ago) link
― dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 10:57 (twenty years ago) link
― JimD (JimD), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 10:58 (twenty years ago) link
― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 11:00 (twenty years ago) link
― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 11:02 (twenty years ago) link
― dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 11:04 (twenty years ago) link
― dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 11:05 (twenty years ago) link
― Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 11:07 (twenty years ago) link
― dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 11:09 (twenty years ago) link
― colette (a2lette), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 11:10 (twenty years ago) link
― colette (a2lette), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 11:32 (twenty years ago) link
When a guy squats down over his partners mouth and drops his beanbag into partners mouth like dipping a teabag.
Theres also Arabian Goggles.
― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 11:35 (twenty years ago) link
― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 11:40 (twenty years ago) link
― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 11:41 (twenty years ago) link
― Hanna (Hanna), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 11:42 (twenty years ago) link
― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 11:43 (twenty years ago) link
― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 11:43 (twenty years ago) link
― lukey (Lukey G), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 11:53 (twenty years ago) link
― dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 11:54 (twenty years ago) link
― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 11:55 (twenty years ago) link
― dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 11:59 (twenty years ago) link
Ouch.
xpost
― JimD (JimD), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 12:00 (twenty years ago) link
― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 12:02 (twenty years ago) link
― Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 12:05 (twenty years ago) link
Yes but how do you like your tea?
― Mr Obvious (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 12:06 (twenty years ago) link
― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 12:07 (twenty years ago) link
― brock (brock), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 12:07 (twenty years ago) link
― brock (brock), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 13:41 (twenty years ago) link
Do.
― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 13:44 (twenty years ago) link
― colette (a2lette), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 13:47 (twenty years ago) link
I know that this will lead to the endless accusations of mentalism, but although I don't mind and even actually enjoy giving, I do NOT like receiving.
Lick my toes, oh yes. But put your mouth anywhere near my sensitive bits? I don't think so.
― Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 13:47 (twenty years ago) link
― colette (a2lette), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 13:48 (twenty years ago) link
But I don't like cunilingus, I never have. That's something that I am really indifferent to disliking of, and have felt like I had to endure to make partners happy. And that's possibly the *worst* bit - when they act like they're doing this huge deal of a thing for you, even after you explain that you DON'T LIKE IT.
― Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 13:50 (twenty years ago) link
― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 13:51 (twenty years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 13:53 (twenty years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 13:54 (twenty years ago) link
― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 13:55 (twenty years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 13:56 (twenty years ago) link
(OK, this is when the non-cunilingus guys on ILX come out of the closet, so I know who I can date and be happy...)
― Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 13:57 (twenty years ago) link
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 13:58 (twenty years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 13:59 (twenty years ago) link
― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 13:59 (twenty years ago) link
― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 14:00 (twenty years ago) link
(sorry Kate, I unconditionally and unequivocally love it, no messin')
― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 14:01 (twenty years ago) link
(sorry)
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 14:02 (twenty years ago) link
That's what EVERY guy always claims, and sorry, but the answer is still the same.
I just have some kind of deep-seated, possibly psychological DISLIKE of it. It makes it impossible for me to relax. When I've been with a guy a really long time, and it obviously means a lot to him, I can learn to tolerate it and not freak out or be uncomfortable. But it's not something I'm ever going to learn to like, and I resent the implication (not you, obviously, Martin, but guys I've been with who have taken this tack) that some particular "technique" or something is suddenly going to change my mind.
― Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 14:03 (twenty years ago) link
* I still kind of find this hysterical, I mean yeah there are BAD ways of doing it but still, what does this exactly mean?
― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 14:05 (twenty years ago) link
― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 2 September 2004 23:20 (twenty years ago) link
― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 2 September 2004 23:21 (twenty years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 2 September 2004 23:22 (twenty years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 2 September 2004 23:23 (twenty years ago) link
― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 2 September 2004 23:23 (twenty years ago) link
― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Thursday, 2 September 2004 23:24 (twenty years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 2 September 2004 23:24 (twenty years ago) link
― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 2 September 2004 23:24 (twenty years ago) link
― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 2 September 2004 23:25 (twenty years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 2 September 2004 23:26 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 3 September 2004 00:48 (twenty years ago) link
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:34 (twenty years ago) link
― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:56 (twenty years ago) link
― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:57 (twenty years ago) link
*wonders what exactly the ceremony involved now*
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:58 (twenty years ago) link
-- R.I.M.A. (b4rim4_...), September 1st, 2004.
― contribute, Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:09 (twenty years ago) link
― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:12 (twenty years ago) link
WHAT KIND OF FUCKED UP WORLD DO WE LIVE IN THAT THIS HAS HAPPENED ENOUGH TO WARRANT IT HAVING A NAME!?!?
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:28 (twenty years ago) link
― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:31 (twenty years ago) link
― I will never forgive MR DJP for the link which led me to this knowledge, ever (n, Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:33 (twenty years ago) link
― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:35 (twenty years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:37 (twenty years ago) link
― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 23:04 (twenty years ago) link
― LSTD (answer) (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 23:11 (twenty years ago) link
― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 23:23 (twenty years ago) link
destroy: Kristen (gahhh! teeeeeth!)
― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 23 December 2004 01:02 (twenty years ago) link
and yeah, ears, neck, toes... it's all fair game. :-)
― definitely not stockholm cindy, Thursday, 23 December 2004 01:28 (twenty years ago) link
-- j.lu (jlut...) (webmail), December 22nd, 2004 11:04 PM. (j.lu) (link)
or rather, something hetero couples could do but is suspiciously gay
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 23 December 2004 01:47 (twenty years ago) link
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 23 December 2004 01:49 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 23 December 2004 01:52 (twenty years ago) link
― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 23 December 2004 01:54 (twenty years ago) link
-- Ned Raggett (ne...) (webmail), December 23rd, 2004 1:52 AM. (Ned) (link)
you never relate any information about your sexual preferences or experiences or opinions! why would you suggest i do so?
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 23 December 2004 01:56 (twenty years ago) link
― Carmina Amateura (Dan Perry), Thursday, 23 December 2004 16:03 (twenty years ago) link
― Clueless Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 23 December 2004 17:04 (twenty years ago) link
Mea mecum ludit My virginityvirginitas, makes me frisky,mea me detrudit my simplicitysimplicitas. holds me back.
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 23 December 2004 17:15 (twenty years ago) link
― Rumpster Pumpster, Thursday, 23 December 2004 17:17 (twenty years ago) link
― Stocks, Monday, 1 May 2006 02:28 (eighteen years ago) link
― fandango (fandango), Monday, 1 May 2006 02:32 (eighteen years ago) link
This thread is kind of amazing, guys.
"TURN IT UP, YO" = one of the funniest posts ever
― HI DERE, Friday, 28 September 2007 13:53 (seventeen years ago) link
Any thread that kicks off with a couple of BJ references gets my vote.
― Just got offed, Friday, 28 September 2007 13:54 (seventeen years ago) link
This reminds me of a couple of weeks ago when I was drinking with some friends and they started talking about how "Sphinx-ster" was a gross word and I was like "IT'S SPHINCTER" and they were like "STOP SAYING SPHINXSTER ITS SO GROSS"
― Will M., Friday, 28 September 2007 14:20 (seventeen years ago) link
"SPHINXTER"
Does it ask people riddles?
― HI DERE, Friday, 28 September 2007 14:24 (seventeen years ago) link
Is it the new Friendster?
― xero, Friday, 28 September 2007 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link
I am amazed that so many of the links on this thread still work
― her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Thursday, 9 July 2009 13:47 (fifteen years ago) link
oral sex - search and destroy [Started by dickvandyke (dickvandyke) in September 2004, last updated 8 minutes ago by her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE)
i'm only here to post this.
― 51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 July 2009 13:56 (fifteen years ago) link
Ned's catch phrases for the two poles of cunnilingus are something special.
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 9 July 2009 13:59 (fifteen years ago) link
tmi but this year i had the first shit blowjob I've ever had. Mmmm toothy.
― The Sorrows of Young Jeezy (jim), Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:20 (fifteen years ago) link
"shit blowjob" brings up evil images, don't do that.
― Beanbag the Gardener (WmC), Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:27 (fifteen years ago) link
tmi but this year i had the first shit blowjob I've ever had
jeez, that was a good run you had. it's rare to evade these in the first few years of fumbling (be that yr teens, early twenties, whatever)
― 51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:41 (fifteen years ago) link
The Space Monkey is exhibit A for advancing the democratization of space travel
― I hurt your arm and now I want to dress your arm, please (dyao), Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:03 (fifteen years ago) link