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you get FIVE picks!

columbo
predator
sonny corleone
terminator 2
buffy

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:36 (twenty years ago)

villain squads welcome too

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:36 (twenty years ago)

You don't want me on this thread.

― Huck, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:37 (twenty years ago)

appollonia
hercules
john maclean
guile
encyclopedia brown

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:38 (twenty years ago)

Are those your villains?

― Huck, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:39 (twenty years ago)

no that's the b team

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:39 (twenty years ago)

Who is John Maclean? Is that they guy from MASH?

― Huck, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:39 (twenty years ago)

villains:

hans gruber
ed-209
citizen kane
the joker
conrad black

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:40 (twenty years ago)

john maclean was the hero of die hard

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:40 (twenty years ago)

Colombo
Jim Rockford
Dale Gribble
Meldrick Lewis
Guy Gardner
Chyna

― Huck, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:43 (twenty years ago)

Villains:

Sinestro
Goldilocks
My Sister's Ex-Boyfriend
The Dude at the Bank

― Huck, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:45 (twenty years ago)

one more

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:47 (twenty years ago)

Oddjob.

― Huck, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:48 (twenty years ago)

B-Team

Six Million Dollar Man
Fall Guy
T.J. Hooker
Anna Kournikova

― Huck, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:49 (twenty years ago)

ONE MORE!!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:50 (twenty years ago)

http://www.theperlmanpages.i12.com/tvseries/gfx/fg24b.jpg

― Huck, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:50 (twenty years ago)

Doc Savage
Papillon
Pancho Villa
Dr Doom
Sgt Rock

― andy, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:58 (twenty years ago)

Optimus Prime
"Hacksaw" Jim Dugan
the Scarecrow from Wizard of Oz
Highlander
Charo

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:59 (twenty years ago)

B-list:

Cherry 2000
Spiderman
Young Einstein
Clyde the Orangutan
Haaku from Spirited Away

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:02 (twenty years ago)

Apollo Creed
Wyatt Earp
The Golem
Robespierre
Green Lantern

― amateur!!st, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:02 (twenty years ago)

Villains:

Snidely Whiplash
Globulus from the GI Joe movie
Gargamel
Unicron
Master/Blaster

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:03 (twenty years ago)

Shit, I guess Master/Blaster should count as two guys then, huh? Okay, get rid of Snidely Whiplash, he's just too camp for world domination schemes.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:04 (twenty years ago)

HEROS (Pulled exclusively from the alumni of the College of William & Mary):
Thomas Jefferson
Jon Stewart
Glenn Close
Jackie Chan's son
me

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:10 (twenty years ago)

VILLAINS (Pulled exclusively from the pool of Snack Food Mascots)
Count Chocula
Snap
Crackle
Pop
Bizarro Jolly Green Giant

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:11 (twenty years ago)

Heroes
Atilla the Hun
Wonder Woman
Bruce Lee
The Man with No Name
The Golem of Prague (I'm stealing this one)

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:12 (twenty years ago)

B-TEAM of HEROS (Underrated Drummers League)
James Lo
Steve Shelley
Phil Collins
Dude from Black Sabbath
Dana Carvey

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:13 (twenty years ago)

Villians
Josef Stalin
The Freemasons
Jacobin Mugatu
Bill (Kill)
Becky Sharp

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:14 (twenty years ago)

Snap, Crackle, and Pop are VILLAINS!?!?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:17 (twenty years ago)

The Force

1. Adam Sandler - goofball merry maker, annoyance his greatest power
2. Omega Supreme - Acts as base and rocket ship, the enforcer
3. David Hasslehoff - the leader of the outfit, we are talking Knight Rider era DH
4. Usher - uses his vocal styling to render opponets enable, uses secret FAT power now and again.
5. Ned - Heavens! I Kill You Now

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:17 (twenty years ago)

Heroes
Captain Murphy
The Bride
Rufus
Steve McQueen
Benecio Del Toro

Villains
Val Kilmer as Batman
Tetsuo
Catra
Lee Marvin
Amazing Kreskin

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:17 (twenty years ago)

I'm actually sitting here imagining a conversation between Amazing Kreskin and Captain Murphy with a huge grin on my face.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:20 (twenty years ago)

Heroes:

Dirty Harry Callahan
Captain Kirk
Ripley
Mahatma Gandhi
Superfly

― earlnash, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:20 (twenty years ago)

HEROES:

Tom Waits
Catbus
Willy Wonka
weed
those old people from Cocoon

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:21 (twenty years ago)

ha ha, Ghandi and Superfly would make a great cop show duo!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:22 (twenty years ago)

nickalicious that's so funny, for some reason i woke up thinking about cherry 2000!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:22 (twenty years ago)

some uh silly reason.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:22 (twenty years ago)

I watched that movie this weekend for the first time in like 8 years, I forgot how KICKASS it was.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:22 (twenty years ago)

Baddies:

Megatron
Madonna
Vernon Kaye
The Tinkerer
The guy who wrote "Who Moved My Cheese"

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:24 (twenty years ago)

ha ha

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:25 (twenty years ago)

Catbus!

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:25 (twenty years ago)

Heroes:

Honey Monster
Timmy Mallett
Bruce Dickinson
Edvard Munch
Selma Blair

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:26 (twenty years ago)

Snap, Crackle, and Pop are definitely villains. They are named after their powerful and painful finishing moves. They are small but devious.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:27 (twenty years ago)

There are so many great squads here, I want films and TV series to be made about them.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:28 (twenty years ago)

B List Villains to be cycled in as Heroes defeat bad guys from A List
Thom Yorke
The X Presidents
Patrick Bateman
Inspector Zenigata
The robotic Nazi from whatever movie that was from

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:28 (twenty years ago)

Heroes:
Penn
Laurel
Clint Eastwood
The Neville Brothers
Ta

Villain:
Teller
Hardy
the chimp
The Doobie Brothers
Tu

― amateur!!st, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:28 (twenty years ago)

Gary and Phillip Neville from Manchester United Am?

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:30 (twenty years ago)

Heroes:

Kadiatu Lethbridge-Stewart
Hiro Protagonist
YT
The Doctor
Rat Thing

Villians:

Mecha-Streisand
Dorian Grey
The Rani
Zorak
Gleek

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:31 (twenty years ago)

Neville Brothers:

http://www.delafont.com/music_acts/Music_Images/n-eville-bros.jpg

― amateur!!st, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:31 (twenty years ago)

(The Barbobot/Sparcimus Prime will play both the heroes and villians against each other)

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:31 (twenty years ago)

mecha-streisand!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:32 (twenty years ago)

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will shortz! brilliant cindy

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 2 September 2004 15:09 (twenty years ago)

roy keane is a hero you fuck.

― cºzen (Cozen), Thursday, 2 September 2004 16:50 (twenty years ago)

Donald Rumsfeld
Bubba Ho-Tep
Jaws
Paris Hilton
Lysol Douche

This is seriously the penultimate unfuckwithable villains list, OMG.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 2 September 2004 16:52 (twenty years ago)

roy keane is a hero you fuck.

I, for one, am not fucking him.

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 September 2004 16:53 (twenty years ago)

MADVILLAINY:
Amazing Racer Colin
Richard Hatch
Plus-size Bottom Model Robin
OMAROSA OMG WTF
Milo Rambaldi

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Thursday, 2 September 2004 17:21 (twenty years ago)

REAL WORLD HEROES:

Cynthia
Jason
Jaques
Mohammed
Jamie (SD)

REAL WORLD VILLIANS:

Puck
David (LA)
Robin
KA-1A
CT

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 September 2004 17:31 (twenty years ago)

*annoyed grunt*

Replace Rambaldi with DAT PHAN.

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Thursday, 2 September 2004 20:13 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

i think mine would still be the same!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 6 July 2006 17:48 (eighteen years ago)

Okay - this thread is so fucking good I can't even look at it.

― Ricki Belloni (Pangolino 3), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

Sailor Mars
Anya
Aeon Flux
Dr Katz

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

DeeDee in Dexter's Laboratory
Bill Cosby in I Spy
Estelle Getty in Stop, or My Mom Will Shoot

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

Fresh from Fresh
Chang Tung-Sheng
Sonny Sharrock
The Silver Surfer
a 10 foot long venomous centipede

― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

villains:

Giancarlo Esposito in Fresh
Rickson Gracie
Yngwie Malmsteen
Galactus
A similarly enormous tarantula.

― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

HEROES 2K6:
Rocketo Garrison
Aquaman
Captain Nemo
Dick Tracy
Tintin

VILLAINS 2K6:
Ogopogo
Captain Highliner
Chester Cheetah
Franklin W. Dixon
The Vengeful Ghost of Ken Lay

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

Heroes

Sandy from Big Brother
Station
Chris Rabbit
The Monolith from 2001
Moses

Bad guys

Shredder
Dave from The Plough
Every single wasp in the world
Sub Zero
An evil goat with the power of teleportation

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Thursday, 6 July 2006 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

Every single wasp in the world

!!!!
most evil.

― Ms. Misery TX (MissMiseryTX), Thursday, 6 July 2006 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

Heroes

Dr. Watson
Some sort of mutant citrus fruit based creature
Mr. Snuffleupagus
Rick Moranis' character in Honey I Shrunk the Kids
Bez

Bad Guys

Vigo the Carpathian
The Sheriff of Notthingham
Muttley
A clockwork horse
That cat that chased a bear up a tree

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Thursday, 6 July 2006 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

Ultraman
Alex Mack
Green Arrow
Fox (from StarFox)
Speed Racer
Venom

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

Heroes

Johnny 5
Pike from Dads Army
The living incarnation of the smell of the rain after a long hot day
Blade
Mr. Muscle

Baddies

George Galloway
Nasty Nick from Big Brother
Christiano Ronaldo
John Prescott
Unicron

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

Heroes:
D. Boon
Alton Brown
Doc Savage
Reed Richards & Sue Storm (Ultimate universe)

Villains:
John Zorn
Robert Fripp
Frank Miller
Dan Savage
Donald Rumsfeld
(Supervillain group known as The Insufferables)

― I will commence to drop a knowledge bomb. (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

VILLAINY:

Plankton
Henry Gale
Sarumon
The Priests of the Temples of Syrinx
Japanther

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

HEROES (for Nickalicious)

A WHALE
DANIELLE ROSSEAU
GANDALF
"THIEVES IN THE TEMPLE"
JON WILLIAMS

― Damn, Atreyu! (x Jeremy), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

-O.G. dude in hoopty in front of me at B.K. drive-thru
-guy with sandals wearing socks
-Girl at Primus show
-long-bearded guy in baseball cap and wack k-mart style summer outfit telling a random stranger "i study the paranormal."
-Awesome gay neighbor dude with black lab roughing up crackheads

― autovac (autovac), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

HEROICS:

Gurney Halleck
Glorious Golden Ass Parallel Dimension Bender
Deputy Hawk
Mangina Z
Ichi wielding a light saber

xpost have you never watched Spongebob Jeremy? Plankton is the bad guy's name. He is a Plankton.

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

haha @ "girl at Primus show"

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.homestead.com/flowstate/files/plankton.jpg
I will DESTROY you Bikini Bottom!

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

whoa, he looks like one of the angry rutabega from the Commander Keen games.

HEROES:
Takooni Mario
Sturm Brightblade
Ziggy Stardust
Lance Armstrong
(riding on)
Falkor the Luckdragon

VILLAINS
Palmer Erdrich
Marcello Mastrionni
Montezuma's revenge
Mismanaged national healthcare
"The Elephant Walk" hazing ritual

― Damn, Atreyu! (x Jeremy), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

BAD-ASS DUEDS:

TOSHIRO MIFUNE IN YOJIMBO
CLINT EASTWOOD IN FISTFUL OF DOLLARS
HARRISON FORD IN BLADERUNNER
KURT RUSSELL IN ESCAPE FROM NY
LEADER: FRANK SINATRA IN VON RYAN'S EXPRESS

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

FALKOR! THE MUSIC WHEN ATREYU MOUNTS THAT SHIT, BEST FEELING EVER.

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 July 2006 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

fidgepuck! I dotally posted this to wrong thred!

omg somebody please PLEASE ysi the music from neverending story when Atreyu rides Falkor!?!?!?!!?

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 July 2006 23:07 (eighteen years ago)

Thor
Xena the Warrior Princess
Manny, Moe & Jack (The Pep Boys)

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 7 July 2006 00:43 (eighteen years ago)

haha, Sturm, the most boring hero ever

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Friday, 7 July 2006 00:44 (eighteen years ago)

Heroes:
Jack Bauer from “24”
Bill Hicks
Marc Bolan
Wonder Woman (so sue me)
Jesus Christ on a rocket-fueled, adamantium pogo stick

Villains:
The Judge from Blood Meridian
BOB from Twin Peaks
Ann Coulter & Matt Drudge (as one inseperable duo)
Simon Milligan and Hecubus (ditto)
Ayn Rand

League of Ambiguity:
Noam Chomsky
Willie Wonka
Michael Jordan
Catwoman
The Ambiguously Gay Duo

I wanted to put Werner Herzog on the Heroes list but then I pictured Bauer and Hicks getting into Wolverine/Cyclops-like spats. Sad, I know.

― Chris L (Chris L), Friday, 7 July 2006 01:14 (eighteen years ago)

Wait, maybe replace Ayn Rand on the villains list w/ the Melissa Etheridge song at the end of "An Inconvenient Truth" (surely a plant by Exxon to undermine the film?)

― Chris L (Chris L), Friday, 7 July 2006 01:20 (eighteen years ago)

Villains

Lee Van Cleef
Bette Davis
Louie DePalma
Keyser Soze
Mr. Pink

― Earl Nash (earlnash), Friday, 7 July 2006 03:31 (eighteen years ago)

the west coast league of tall famous actors that get awesome action packed roles but are actually soft spoken and boring in real life.
lead by:
harrison ford
jeff bridges
matt dillon
clint eastwood
keanu reeves
bobby deniro

their arch enemies are the evil band of famous guys that get normal roles but are completely insane offscreen

lead by:
harry dean stanton
jeff goldblum
william hurt
william defoe
martin lawrence
matthew mcconaughey

― Cor-Ray (chaki), Friday, 7 July 2006 04:02 (eighteen years ago)

harry dean stanton gets "normal" roles??

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 7 July 2006 04:03 (eighteen years ago)

i didn't really think of him as a classic romantic lead!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 7 July 2006 04:03 (eighteen years ago)

HEROES:
Xuxa
Yuri Gagarin
Mark David Chapman (PBUH)
H. R. Pufnstuf
Seymor Cray

VILLIANS:
Cthulhu
David Cutler
Steven Spielberg
Barney The Dinosaur
Blackwolf (Wizards)

― shieldforyoureyes (shieldforyoureyes), Friday, 7 July 2006 12:26 (eighteen years ago)

Guitar Wolf
Airwolf
A Wolf
A Wolfspider
Wolf from Gladiators

Jamie Foxx
A Fox
Microsoft Visual FoxPro
Samantha Fox
A Muddy Fox Mountainbike

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Friday, 7 July 2006 12:51 (eighteen years ago)

you should really have fox mulder in there.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 7 July 2006 12:56 (eighteen years ago)

Bunnicula
Usagi Yojimbo
The Easter Bunny

vs.

Night of the Lepus

― choinklate (nickalicious), Friday, 7 July 2006 12:58 (eighteen years ago)

+
Diana Skouris
Prince T'chala
Fightin' Shirley Chisholm, unbought and unbossed
Benjamin Franklin
Tim Gunn

-
Hank Williams, Jr.
Joe Lieberman
Mandy the NLT
that one guy from junior high
Paralyzing Self-Doubt

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 7 July 2006 13:14 (eighteen years ago)

Heroes:
Tony Montana
Harry Callahan
Sam Spade
Pike Bishop
Jake Gittes

Villians:
The Nanny
Oliver, from the Brady Bunch
Iain Softley, Gene Brewer, and Charles Leavitt

― Fluffy Bear, Grand Admiral of the Hastings Thread Navy (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainb, Friday, 7 July 2006 13:37 (eighteen years ago)

Willem Defoe gets normal roles?

Good and Evil are such relative terms, we really prefer "The Alliance of Acting In Our Own Best Interest"
Henry Gale
Emma Frost
Dr. Logan (from Day of the Dead)--every team needs a mad scientist!
The Cigarette Smoking Man
The Headcrusher--for wacky comedy relief!

vs.

Grumpy Guys with Hearts of Gold (their collective good looks will destroy all evil!)
Malcom Reynolds
James "Sawyer" Ford
Han Solo
Tony Leung in Chungking Express (I forget his character's name and I am lazy)
Spider Jerusalem (the token ugly one)

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 7 July 2006 13:55 (eighteen years ago)

Unbeatable Hero Team
Rasputin
Harpo Marx
Dorothy Parker
Ernest Hemingway
Surprise Combined Attack! = Drinking, and scorn

― Dolores Haze (Arachne), Friday, 7 July 2006 13:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/u/ultraman.jpg
http://www.wrestlingclassics.com/currys/images/fred1.jpg
http://weblogs.jupiterresearch.com/analysts/card/archives/underdog.jpg
http://www.io.com/~kontakt/rileycon/RileyCon_VI/tick.jpg
http://pages.zdnet.com/daleshrimpton/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/henning.jpg

― weather1ngda1eson (Brian), Friday, 7 July 2006 14:04 (eighteen years ago)

Han Solo
Fox Mulder
Buffy
Superman
Mal Reynolds (Firefly)

I'm not sure on the villains, but certainly Karl Rove and Dick Cheney are on the list.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 7 July 2006 14:34 (eighteen years ago)

Grumpy Guys with Hearts of Gold

Officially my favorite list.

― choinklate (nickalicious), Friday, 7 July 2006 14:35 (eighteen years ago)

Yay mee! Eventually I will achieve the ability to compete in ILX popularity contests!

E-POPULARITY HERE I COME.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 7 July 2006 14:41 (eighteen years ago)

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